Oh no it happened again, we forgot. The holiday season kicks off with a full reporting of the spooky ventures into Halloween Horror Nights and we take a moment to think of how we can thank the brave people of Afghanistan for Madame Web.

Alex updates us on the terrifying activities of children in Ohio. Brad has ventured into a world of marauding theme park vloggers and lived to tell the tale. We learn that Sprite Chill is a thing. T and T is back with another clip show in which a murder might have happened off screen.

We’re proud to sponsor the dummy Olympic champions from across the globe. Brad visits the Shamalan Family in” Trap” and some people are Ticked Off! at the price other people are not paying for pizza. We do a deep dive into some creepy new friends.

The Olympics are a thing unlike A.I. and Mice are forever now. What happened to carwashes? Are we even a country anymore? How many Wraiths do you need to have a table to yourself for your revenge work? We ask the questions that most are too cowardly to ask.

Welcome to the Coconut-Cast where we are all waving a swift farewell to Biden and his stumble towards the battle-box dissolves. T and T 2x16 “The Substitute” is clip show and yet entirely perplexing on many fronts.

Mars-Wrigley wants you to quiet your mind mouth at the battle-box. Meanwhile, Perfetti Van Melle is age restricting their lollipops. T and T 2x15 “Jump Start” sees the return of our favorite immortal and watcher duo, Nobby and Fritz.

The heat index in Florida is 110, therefore it is currently too hot for Acapulco Heat, but despite the efforts of weather we will present a ludicrously self-indulgent episode detailing wild travel adventures.

Alex reports in on Libertarians who have a bold to new plan to keep everything EXACTLY the same. Some people are TICKED OFF! about lack of etiquette or some such nonsense. 2x14 “The Contender” has Mr. T training a boxer and also running down an old in his car. We have a lot of questions about child fighters.

We find a truly confounding series of Ticked Off! entreaties and a weird anti-union screed. T and T 2x13 “Hunted” has Mr. T being tracked by a famed local hitman because of a cop that is angry at cops but instead decides to take it out on Mr. T.

Alex pulls himself away from wrestling movies to face a Libertarian Trolly yet again and Brad meets his ultimate fate in the front row of a haunted house waiting on a glass of iced tea. T and T 2x12 “Wendell's Story” becomes an instant classic as things get hot and steamy in Seacouver and a bumbling immortal and watcher get on the wrong side of Mr. T.