Should you sacrifice your child for roughly 6 more months of being the oldest baseball player? Spider Planets what are the pros and cons and should we be basing the arachnid retirement off the Ottoman Empire? T and T 2x10 “Conspiracy” has some kids having a really great time until they have the worst time. Amy/Amanda gets real judgy for the sake of exposition, I think?

Brad has officially seen all of the Puppet Master Movies for some reason. Alex delights in actors being harmed by wildlife. Debate culture is almost entirely useless and a waste of time. T and T 2x09 “Hostage” is an important lesson in never listening to cops. Also, why would you hold a couch for ransom?

Alex is running the Birthday gauntlet Brad is back into the Puppet Master movies for better or worse. T and T 2x08 Every Picture brings us a real set of sadsacks and a lot of questions about the Super Mario Brothers Movie.

We launch our new rules on sports uniforms. What if Elon Musk agrees with your CEO? Three People I do not trust The Constant Mandalorian, Guy-From-Gilmore-Girls-with-a small-creature-perched-on-his-head, and old guy with a brain tumor taking out vengeance on the people that rightfully denied his fake medical treatment. T and T 2x07 Fast Friends brings back that dirty cop that tried to Murder everybody 8 episodes ago and he really wants to put a lame dummy child in jail for no reason.

Alex is back from travels and Brad is possibly imagining saw movies. Madame Web has arrived and her Pepsi connects us all. Including a quick changing weirdo who was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died and that was the last time his voice synched up with his face. How does facial recognition work with dream footage? Also people are TICKED OFF!

GhostFiremen or FireStarterMen? Can Chris Rock in Spiral Team up with Lance Henriksen from that one ep of Millenium playing a younger version of themselves as buddy cops? Jesus’s foot fetish is making everyone uncomfortable. Google’s new AI is trash and hopefully Alex does not pay for it.

The Beekeeper is the feel good film of the year and we cannot wait for more of them. In T and T 2x06 “A Secret No More” Vanity goes undercover to work out the idiotic machinations of a Senator (not John Fetterman).

Farewell to Meatball Ron Dion. Alex visits a virtual county club. We do a deep dive into the various accoutrements and accessories for your Stanley cup. In T and T 2x05 “The Whole Truth” we learn about the most unnecessarily confusing plot ever to befall Metro County.

In Straight Line (1990) Mr. T goes up against Windom Earle’s Oath Keeper Blockbuster militia and Amy/Amanda is way too comfortable throwing grenades. Also, what item has Brad purchased that is more negative, horrific, and traitorous than a Ouija Board?

It’s 2024 a year when we don’t let our friends affect our utilities. Aquaman and Boba Fett are single Dads despite not being single Dads in Aquaman. How much mustache twirling is required to make the Jigsaw Killer look like a hero? Alex is delving into new digital worlds. How do you deal when a Grubhub promise is broken and threatening your family Christmas Taco Bell?