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Jonathon doesn't get invitations because he lives in ye olde times, Brad tries to wrap his head around “Doctor Who” and Alex opens up about his crush on Jack The Ripper. Everyone continues to be baffled by “The Cape”. This American Life makes us want to kill ourselves to ironically chosen pop songs. We explore the second and third episodes of Charles in Charge and play a couple of rounds of Here's the Pitch/Run With It and Humiliate / Gay / Ghost gives way to Punish / Prom-Date / Poltergeist.

It's our Golden Jubilee and we are celebrating it in style with robots, resurrections, and random rambling repartee. Join us , we lean nobody likes a Turtle in the "Saved By The Bell Wedding in Vegas" Movie, laugh hysterically at the most recent episodes of "The Cape" and marvel at the freak-show that is "My Strange Addiction". We get a report on Alex's Rom-Com of the month "No Strings Attached" But it's the pilot episode of "Charles in Charge" that teaches us the true meaning of love. ALL of this AND we play a rousing game of "Humiliate / Gay / Ghost". Is it Christmas? No, it's an Episode 50 extravaganza!

Sadly Alex is dead and has acended to the feral cat orgy of the afterlife, meanwhile Brad is forced to live like it's frontier times, and Jonathon has been wronged by carebears and their screaming psuedo cousins. We take a long hard look at NBC's latest trainwreck "The Cape" a show that prides itself on cramming more plot per second down your throat than you ever imagined possible. Also we delve into the Ramjack vaults to bring you a hearty attempt at deciphering some important emergency codes.

It's a super fun episode full of rambling incoherence. Forget Spiderman the musical, we've got Superman with trains! What's in a name? Ask Schneck Treble, Mrs.Death-Rage, or Fat Albert. Delight at the prospects of post solstice gift giving. Marvel at wily tales of windy city capers , well , ventures into the human heart. Whether by air, motocross bike, or upright Bass we are taking advantage of Amazon and calling Jack Black out for his crimes against humanity. Will you join us?

Despite some upsetting technical issues we deliver this amazing super special episode in which we take a look ahead to the entire slate of upcoming films for 2011 and speed through what will surely be the best and worst of our collective cinematic futures. Also we learn about the magic of ice skating in top hat, bowling in a top hat, enjoying dramatic readings from crazy people that don’t know the difference between creativity and a top hat, , well , receive a call from friend of the show.

It’s a Holiday Smorgasboard Ramjack Extravaganza! We talk about Thanksgiving shenanigans and jump full force into the Yule season. We go 80’s christmas crazy , we watch Muppet Family Christmas to learn how to be a lousy selfish friend, take a dark turn with the Junkyard gang in Fat Albert’s Christmas, A Mouse a Mystery and Me gives us the Christmas Mystery we’ve all been waiting for, and Chrismas Eve on Sesame Street teaches us the resourcefulness of the local Jewish Merchant.

We take a trust fall into the dark dangerous devil-majicks of the Tarot. Unleash a cry for justice to be served , Jonathon gets wronged, Alex gets an ego boost, and Brad gets Marmaduke. We delve into some 80s nostalgia and reminisce about Saved by the Bell,  Wheel Chair Kids and the 1988 menagerie of crazy known , “Mac and Me” teaches us valuable lessons about the proper care and handling of Mysterious Alien Creatures , well , the importance of communication and a good Big Mac to maintaining a healthy relationship.

We get the Chicago update from Jon Pernisek just off his Journey on the midnight train. Meanwhile Alex takes a break from stuffing his face with baked goods to show his general disdain and lack of respect for the audience. We welcome Dove Promises back into the mix despite they’re sexist comments and take time to go full out Fashion Forward to learn about wearable hugs and discover the secrets hiding in Jonathon’s closet. In the situation room we launch the hottest new hit musicals ever concieved.

We are dying. Fact. But that’s not going to stop us from reporting on our travels to Washington DC for the “Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear” We battle Jack Black, Chris Matthews, Death Machines, and the Sun in a valiant effort to find some tiny little piece of sanity in these our final remaining days. But really it's a lot of random jabbering about our travels, if you actually want to know about the rally, just go watch it or travel back in time and meet us there. Also the war for Pants vs Shorts continues to gather steam. Choose your side and bunker on down, before it's too late.

We see you Hoarding those Pumpkins. It’s the Halloween and BooBerry is judging you with his jaunty eyebrow. , we prep for our trip to Washington D.C. we still find time to ask the hard questions. Have you found love in a bakery, at the hands of a scary Slovenian sadist robot, or with a creepy clown? ,Because someone has. We talk about an epic triple feature of “Paranormal Activity”, The Asylum knock-off “Paranormal Entity” and “Paranormal Activity 2”. Also join us for our Super Special Cedric-Centric Situation Room. Don’t forget to vote Nov. 2nd!