It’s Spooktacular! Taylor Swift: Globe Trotter, Freemdom Stars: make your own! Spiders want to destroy our economy, Hey Kristen Stewart take a bath and shut the fuck up, Rush Limbaugh shutdown, Old people call phone sex line: Viva Viagra indeed, Oregon Trail becomes reality, a reality Karen Armstrong has no grasp of. We deal with our deep childhood fear of aliens and watch Ernest Scared Stupid now with 175% more trolls than your average Troll Movie.

The pretty pretty princess has landed, and nothing will ever be the same. It's the Ramjack Super Sweet Sixteen, so of course we have Miley and Taylor Swift updates, circumcisions, scaring and AIDS: What you need to know. Watch out for evil Alex from the future because he's out, about, and here to party. Body language experts are one step from being Sylvia Brown, Deal breakers 101. We watch Creepshow and learn more about the great tradition of writers turned old prospectors. Visit an epic Halloween Situation Room and Brad relates the epic stripper roadtrip adventure of 2009. I want my cake!

Episode 15 of our world famous chicken-fried-chicken-podcast-steak-chicken-chicken-cast, We get into the Halloween spirit, present a dramatic reading of Charlie Sheen's Presidential fan-fiction, learn about France's plan to get us using MS Paint, and watch the Rock'n'Roll Nightmare experience featuring THE Jon Mikl Thor. Reba has a painstone in her heart box for our girl T-Swift. And we do some live missed connections. Episode 15, more fun than fucking the devil!

Taylor Swift update, Suprise! TN is a rancid cesspool of racial intolerance and bigotry, you didn't know? Glen Beck = douchebag, Chris Hansen needs to make a trip to France, Hoarders update, Survivor-It's still on air? We wake up in the situation room of the future, and are boggled by the three seashells in 1993's Demolition Man.

5&2 drive-through, Science gives Mice hoverboards, HOARDERS: the lastest and greatest sensation of the Nation, CSI+ Spy Kids + Baby Jeezo = Hangman's Curse featuring a young Leighton Meester, You know, from Gossip Girl? No, not the blonde. The other one. Also Taylor Swift needs our help. We fall down a ventilation shaft into the Situation Room and ask Hayrides, Why?

Despite Technical difficulties we bring you an exciting episode 12. Your iPhone tells you when to go to the bathroom, Clowns and Gorillas unite for crime, look-alike sperm for sale, BJ's for Babies, Peach is the new Pink, Grape is the new Grape, and Bread is the new Trojan. We learn about Toots while Howard the Duck teaches us that Bestiality is ok.

Stay Alert and Check your Score Cards on this very special episode of Ramjack , we slow things down a bit and take it easy. Teenwolf: The Next Generation = van surf or bust. EXTRAORDINARY Chickens! We examine the Campaign shenanigans of '01 in prep for the county clerks race, Alex makes a visit to J-town, Summer Movies 2009, and we hear the outrage of the public in regards to last episodes situation room debacle. Check the website to get your own official Ramjack Safety Score Card-Wow I feel adequately safe already!

It's big 10! double digits = double awesome. The light at the end of the tunnel is just ducktape, Japanese Robot pants, Conneticut Update: 5&2 with a 2x4, The Nutmeg state launches war on furries again, Troll 2 teaches us that titles often mean nothing (hint: don't expect Trolls in this film) and the most inane situation room question ever.

Cows attacks, Germans seek a sneaky glance, Vatican douchebaggery, Super-Ants are here and they wants all ur elektricity Speed Racer is GO! Christina Ricci is HOT! Not to mention a Sprightly Sojourn into the Situation Room.

Jeezo presents another Miracle Baby Giraffe, The BBC, Greyhound adventures, podcasting is not for therapy, Meteor Man blows our minds with awesomeness, The Situation Room, And much to our surprise Pernisek buses in to join us, again. (super-fan or super-stalker? you decide!) P.S. Is anything weirder than fan-fiction? Check the website for more on that...