Random Ass Radio

Jon does a post birthday, hungover, Metallica show for Loyal Listener Conner. He managed to mumble on about Stardew Valley, Bird Dog Peach Flavored Whiskey, Bojack Horseman, Shots 1 And 2, Feed The Children, The Asian Beetle Died, A Cliff Burton Grudge, So Many Dead From Grudges, Shots 3 And 4, Sixty Nine, You're Late, and Much More!

Ryan is too sick do the show so Jon bumps up a request from Loyal Listener Corey. He also holds forth on The Flu, Bisexual, Drinking Beer, Asian Beetles, The Emptiness, There Has Been An Uprising, Yuri My Friend, I Had The Strangest Dream, Stardew Valley, No Not CIA, Answer The Godd*mn Phone, and Much More!

In which Jon plays some Helmet for Loyal Listener Jerry and manages to lose him anyway. He also goes on about A Sneak Peek, It's Everybody's Fault America, Homemade Molly, Chemists, Cattle Gang Bang, Poor Beecher, Jerry Christ, Asian Beetles, Put Your Money Away Jerry, Sorry Jerry, A Womb Full Of People, and Much More!

Jon plays the Justice album, Cross, for Loyal Listener Tamara and shares a recipe. He also trips on Get Off Your Ass And Do Something, Look At Yourselves, We Are The Problem, Homemade Molly, Waffle Irons, Light Saber Music, Let's Try This Molly, I'm Nauseous, Puke Boner, I'm Rolling, and Much More!

Jon manages to make many, much magics in mostly monotone, uh tones, in this mepisode. He also mouths off about Sunday, Stardew Valley, F*ck You Social Media Warriors, I'm Better Than You, Lightning Round, The Smokies, So We Can't Have Discourse, Gatlinburg, Really Look At Yourself, Kids Late In Life, Sorry For Coming Across As Crazy, Ninkasi, SciShow Kids, and Much More!

Jon plays some Beck for Loyal Listener Brittney and is visited by an old friend. He also opens up about Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, Courtney's Hairy Ass, Sh*ttiness, Turn Off Your Phones And Go To Florida, Do Carl Not Brittney, Russia Vs. Antonio Banderas, Pretty Sure We've Lost Brittney, Co-Hosting, Trains, An Ugly Paul Giamatti, Karlah, and Much More!

Jon, for the first time ever, successfully pulls off a legitimate Lightning Round. He also has a great time saying Thanks Dank, Sh*t For The Random Ass Newbs, Drinking With Jesus, Which Dank, Pulling Out, Having Another Baby, Roll Your Own, The End Of The Earth, More Drinking With Jesus, This Voice, Bring Him Back, Jake Mossop, and Much More!

Jon brings you an uncensored slice of his Groundhog Day Life on this February 2, 2018. It includes, among other things, Sing And Rejoice, Hog Nog, My First Hog Hammering, 020238, The Best Roast Groundhog, F*cking Uncle Ned, #GroundhogDayConfessions, Be Aggressive, C'mon Back Ned, The Reason For The Season, Dung Beetle Day, Jizzlobber, John Barry, and Much More!

Jon brings you the letter 'L', love, and the motherf*cking Beatles in this Harp's Deep Cuts. He also lectures on the dangers of Valentine's Day, Gifts Equal Bl*wjobs, I Ain't Gotta Prove Nuthin, Lies, Love And Hate, The Cult Of Ninkasi, Trains, Thousand Dollar Head, Pre Love, Heartbreak, Dear Listeners, Let Me Quit, FADWW, For You Podcast Listeners, Rita, I Don't Love You, Sentis, and Much More!

Jon is most sincere about abandoning his job and becoming y'alls Spiritual Type Leader. He also gets kinda dark with Just Tired, Join Me On My Spiritual Journey, I Wanna Quit Working, My .38, That C*nt Sharon, Don't Do Suicide, Top Brain Vs Jon Brain, What Happened, Bit Killer, Why Kool-Aid, and Much More!