Random Ass Radio

Jon plays some Jack Johnson for Loyal Listener Betsy and ends up having a magical time. He goes on at great length about Betsy's Day, Being High On Dew, D*ck Clapping, Dirty Pinterest, Dirty GIFs, The Big Reveal, Anti-Freeze, I Licked My Finger, Happy Happy Joy Joy, and Much More!

Jon plays twenty one f*cking Rittz tracks for g*ddamned Loyal Ass Listener, Dan. He also buzzed through No Time, Dan's Day, Dantallica, Drunk Driving License, My First Joke, Clever Segues, Thorazine, Black Midget Wrestlers, This Album Is Sooo Looong, and Much More!

Jon plays some Kings of Leon for Ethan and talks about proper furniture care. He's also very slick about The New Chair, A Random Ass Legend, Hamilton Brown, Chair Conditioning, Sorry About The D*ck Ethan, Bree, Willful Ignorance, The Ethan Challenge, Charlie Suede, The Inhaler, Stevie, C*ck Robber, Cats, and Much More!

It's Janet's birthday so what does Jon do? He plays a track list from 1971 for her. He makes it happen with Ibuprofen, Seatbelts, F*ck Greeting Cards, Your Birthday Is Not Special, Men Your Underpants Are Disgusting, She Lets Me Do The Show, She's Heard All These Bits, Not Ram Dakota, Please Don't Use This In A Fight, Stella, and Much More!

Jon plays some Elvis and has a frank, open discussion about genitalia. He's also very cocky about Bob's D*ck, The Shows Are Like My Dad's Cigarettes, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, Petite Vaginas, Vaginismus, Alise, Xanax, A Sack Of Rubber D*cks, The Baby Bear's D*ck, Rock Is Kinda Gay, Superman, Rowan Ellis, and Much More!

Jon welcomes in 2018 with some Saturday Night Wrist for Loyal Listener Stan. He also resolves to Circle Squirt, The SYFY Twilight Zone Marathon, Witches, No Mark, Yes Stan, Sailor Jerry's, The Lightning Round, Candy Cane Wrappers, The Secret To Immortality, and Much More!

Jon kicks his Holiday Weekend off with some Willie Nelson and a snow globe tragedy. He also goes on and on about Willie, Taking A Bullet, Hokey, Children Make You Hate Christmas, Pajamas Christmas, XXXMas, A Snow Globe Disaster, The Barefoot Burglar, Pee Hugs, Just Dance Ruins Everything, and Much More!

In which Jon begs the Queen to revoke Paul McCartney's knighthood. He also Yules it up with The Harp, Face To The Wall, Potlucks, Worst Song Ever, Do Not Take Around Dogs, Lesbinor, Elvis' Voice, Frank's Voice, Her Majesty, Beth, Watch Mojo, and Much More!

Jon plays the second full album from none other than The Rebel himself, Mr. Gerald Roath. He also goes down the rabbit hole with New Asthma Medicine, Witches, Pajama Pants Christmas, D*cks In My Face, Jon Is A Beatles Fan, Lezbinor, Mandolins, Thanks Gearld, and Much More!

Jon and Ethan take you on a wonderous Christmas journey via a terrible Weezer album. They also bring forth unto you Emos, Trains, No Nick Holiday, Feliz Navidad Is Racist, Toad And Tud, This Weezer Album Is Horrible, Guitar Solos, Christmas Wishes, and Much More!