Jon plays a Harp Xmas track list and recounts the very worst Christmas he ever had. He also decks your hall with some Pink, Random Ass Legend Ethan, Ain't No Santa, The Christmas Grounding, Behind The Couch, Play-Doh, High And To The Right, Random Ass Silent Night, and Much More!

Jon spends a Saturday playing some Static X for Paula and kinda breaking the law. He also blurs the line in regards to Christmas Trees, T-Shirts, Pine Needle In The Eye, Creve Coeur, Don't Cry Paula, Otsego, Just Where Do You Think You're Going Paula, Decorating The Computers, Audio Visuals, It's A Hard Road Paula, Is She Flipping Me Off, and Much More!

In which Jon plays some Primus for Caleb, says f*ck you Scott, and talks crack. He also has fun with Groundhog's Day, Gearld Roath, That Piece Of Sh*t Scott, F*ck You Again Scott, Don't Pretend To Be Crippled, Crack, Cracksgiving, and Much More!

Jon plays you a little Johnny Cash after Marina is unable to do the Football Show. He gets back in to the not sober swing of things with F*ck Purists, Meagan, F*ck Pugs, Steve And Rose, Speech Impediments, Accents, For Marina, Erik Stoltz, Jesus And Jon, Chinese Back Door, A Dallas Helmet, Meagan Again, and Much More!

Jon does a sober show and strongly recommends that nobody listen to it. He works his way through I'm Sorry Veronica, Hungover, 12 Days, The Road, Gabrielle, Family Friends Poetry, Yerzinia, Sadness, Happy Voice, Olivia B, Anonymous, Shelby, Linda, Greta, and Much More!

Jon tucks in hard this year to stuff himself, and y'all, full of some Thanksgiving Goodness. He also gives thanks to Mashed Potatos, My New Long Johns, Native Americans, The Final Black Friday Solution, No Stress, Thanks Ninkasi, Buttering The Bird, No Fancy Desserts, Be Glad You're Alive, and Much More!

Jon plays a second blistering request from Gus and tries to explain the 12 Days of Christmas. He also gets all worked up about Head Shaving, Bald Shaming, Rampant Baldism, Gus Not Zack, What's Up With That Review, Way To Step Up Gus, Off The Glue, Quit Starting Christmas So F*cking Early, The Twelve Days Of Christmas, and Much More!

Jon plays Mother's Milk for Abel and wonders just what kind of pills Abel is currently taking. He also gives it away with Birthdays, Your Mom And Dad, I'm Sorry Abel, When The Flood Comes, 21st Century Drugs, Silent Letters, Maybe Strippers, Chad, Trains, Dorothy, Still No Strippers, Lightning Round, and Much More!

Jon has an exceptionally exceptional time playing 8 Way Santa for Loyal Listener Colt. He also kinda mumbles something about Edward 40 Hands, Sue Rob Zombie, Out Of Words, Ron Jeremy, Butthurt, Black Sensei, Do You Drink For Real, Cola Mixers, Raccoons, Trains And Dogs, Drink On Meanwhile, and Much More!

Jon has a great time getting down with some grand old classic rock goodness. He also gets gnarly about 5 Star Reviews, Get Together Right Now, Black Out Wednesday, Avon, Self Titled, Kinda Happy, Edward 40 Hands, G-Words, Silent Letters, Brain Douche, Hard G, Soft G, and Much More!