Random Ass Radio

Jon does a show for himself. Would you like to know why? So would he. He doesn't remember doing this episode nor any of the content it may contain. Please consider yourself warned and listen at your own risk.

Jon comes in angry as a hornet and, thanks to a request from Jean, leaves mellow as a turtle. He also mixes up B*tches, Personal Space, F*ck Waving, F*ck Hugs, Glasses, No Shroom Shows, I Don't Beat My Wife, Ashtrays, Heart Attack Dream, Clever, Chili 5 Way, and Much More!

Jon plays some Melvins for Jared and discovers that he does NOT love a parade. He also marches bravely on with Thanks Jared, Speech Impediment Shopping, Forgot To Intro The Album, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, The Desktop, The Three Stooges, Sorry It Got Molestery Jared, The Nanny Cam, Witches, Rock Hard Party Guys, and Much More!

Jon lays it on finda fick in this ballsy tribute to America's sixth, Fothermuckin' consonant, fitches. He also freestyles He's A Meaty Son Of A B*tch, F*cked Up, My Angry Lotta F's, Satanic Pen Pals, German Cheeseburgers, Black Sensei, Spot, and Much More!

Jon not only plays some Albert King for Tasha, he also tries to say he's sorry and sh*t. Wait. That's not all. You also get My Apologies For The Torso Bit, Like A Dog, Prey, King's D*ck, Couch Humping, Drunk Driving, Glory Holes, Fetishes, A Skull Just Bounced Down The Stairs, and Much More!

Jon would like to note that the content of this episode is entirely Loyal Listener Daniel's fault. He also limped around, Dantallica, Handicapped, Torsos, Not Jon's Fault, Torso Fights, F*ck Cats, Depawing, Cursed Tongue, Not Playing Stupid Podcast, McDonough County Pain Meds, How Hopsin Named This Album, All The Lonely People, and Much More!

Jon goes and gets all erratic and sh*t while playing a list of exceptional Classic Rawk E's. He also eased it on in with My Pajamas Are Rubbing, I'm Sorry Meaty, Give Us A Good Review, Ego, So Many Levels, Sorry This Reality, My Black Hole, Molly, and Much More!

Jon starts off sour but ends up sweet while playing some Marilyn Manson for Brent. He also offers up some Emotional Constipation, Trump's Twitter, It's Brent's Fault, I Need To Care, Dr. Bob, Poop Toe Pushin', I'm Sorry Brent, Don't Do Glue, F*ck Microsoft, G*ddamn You Brent, and Much More!

Jon serves up some good old White Zombie for your Halloween listening pleasure. He also hands out John Carpenter, Where Is Marina, Zombie Lyrics With Bad Accents, Quit Giving A F*ck, The Exorcist Part III, What Is Spiderbaby, I'm Just Like You, More Zombie Lyrics With Bad Accents, Ya Hear Me Rob, Psychotic Breaks, and Much More!

Jon plays a little Gerald M. Roath and thinks y'all motherf*ckers is better for it. He is also prettry sure about What Can You B*tch About, Halloween, Witches, F*ck You B*tch Songs, A Dog Barks, Hight Fives, Dumbass People Around Here, Gearld's Forgotten Head, Hustle, I F*cked Up, and Much More!