Random Ass Radio

Jon and Randy discuss Lying, the world's oldest profession, and Jon drops a fucking bombshell. They also slander The Philly Cheesesteak, The Uvula, Wambaugh, F*cking Sharks, My Dad The Astronaut, Touched, Missus Lance, Big Boned, What, Crack Cocaine, Siri, Florida Evans, Lionel Ritchie, Santa, Chicken Ribs, and Much More!

Jon leaves the show's topic to Randy and, by golly, that old Randy didn't disappoint. They get down and dirty with some Competitive Eating, Ringworm, Meth, Flannel, Hard Boiled Eggs, Joey Chestnut, Mouthful Of Bees, Donkey D*ck, Coon Dog Horse Nuts, Eating Babies, Pugs, Dick Hands, Eating Dogs, TMNT, F*ck Cupcakes, Midgets, The Lickin' List, Fried Pork Chops, and Much More!

Zack and Kendra get to surprise Jon with a topic for this week's show and they go with parasites. They also get all creepy crawly with Resident Evil, Kendra's Ringworm, A Random Ass Experiment, Tapeworms, Lice, Crabs, F*ck You Anita, Ewww India, Roundworms, The Shady Kids In Zack And Kendra's Foyer, Bot Flies, Fetish Porn, Hookworms, Tick D*cks, Toxoplasmosis, Pee Sucking, Chagis, Skeeters, and Much More!

In which Jon thinks it would be a great idea to play a little trivia with Zack and Kendra. They question Smoking Out Of Light Bulbs, Swatting, Tranny, Science, Animals, Llamas, Kids Are Gross, Coconut Crabs, Mantis Shrimp Man, Art, Disney, Dogs, Steve Harvey, Geography, New Zealand, Oh My God This Will Never End, and Much More!

Jon, Zack, and Kendra bring you yet another round of what it was like for them growing up. They dredge up Chicks, Butt Spitting, Bad Uncles, Chomo, Bag Of Holding, Light Sabers, Bearded Dragons, Crazy Daisy, Slippery Tag, Trampolines, Hermit Crabs, Baseball, Softball, All Kinds Of Pets, Three Days In The Corner, Yet Another Kendra Kwiz, and Much More!

In which Zack, Kendra, and Gary hang out while Jon gets Christmas drunk. They manage to remain coherent about Gary, Worst Christmas, Best Christmas, Awkward Silences, Chester, Conifers, Swedish Meatballs, KKK Vs AAA, F*ck You Andrea, Kendra's Christmas Quiz, Chequamegon, G*ddamn Lesbinor, Jon's New Chair IS Coming, and Much More!

Jon, Zack and Kendra share their childhood memories and bitch about today's kids. They also find time to talk about Gary, What's A Computer, New York, New Jersey, Picky Eaters, No Onions, Dirt Clod Wars, Lava, Those Poor Lightning Bugs, Sour Patch Kids, Spanking, Gargoyles, Yet Another Kendra Quiz, Baby Schmegma, and Much More!

Jon and Randy recommend that if you are easily offended you should not listen to this. They also get drunk and give no f*cks about Nigeria, Ninkasi, Tattoos, Retarded Bees, Torsos, Homeowner's Associations, F*ck Amazon, Randy Travis Jr., Raccoons Have D*ck Bones, Snowball Uphill, Peggy, Kill Sister Bat, and Much More!

Jon and Randy remind you that if you are easily offended you should not listen to this. They also get all Yule over Trees, Groundhog's Day, Rig Christmas, Ramen, Xmas Gun, Two D*cks, Wiener Dog Surprise, The D*ck Bone, Don't Do Meth, Giraffes, Paula, Turd Babies, Poop D*cks, and Much More!

Jon, Zack, and Kendra deliver a heartelt holiday special to you with all the fixins. They discover they are thankful for Tickle Me Elmo, Wiffle Ball Bats, Green Bean Casserole, Mt. Dew Brine, Lima Beans, Bean Salad, Roasted Turkey Doritos, Chequamegon, Cornish Game Hens, So Much Molesting, The Thanksgiving Booger Story, Coleslaw, Quiz Rocket, The Brick, and Much More!