Random Ass Radio

Jon plays a classic album by The Smashing Pumpkins and shares the holy word of Ninkasi. He also gives praise to Esther, Mesapotamia, The Glory Of Ninkasi, Ninkasi IS The Beer, The Original Sumerian Recipe For Beer, The Hymn To Ninkasi, and Much More!

Jon loses faith, listens to an album he has never listened to before, and sets out to find a New God. He also seeks divine knowledge in Thanks Lyle, The Greek Gods, A Prayer To Dionysus, Hermes, Perseus, Haile Selassie, Bast, The Deer Person, Shiva, Bheruji, Mok Chi, Maximon, Soma, Ninkasi, Nerd Factor, and Much More!

Jon spends an excellent Friday afternoon playing Steely Dan and getting back to beer. He also tickles your ear holes with Thanks Mason, A Rambling Giddy Intro, Sober, Clarice, The Double Flush, Don't Let Me See It Coming, Quint, Col. Jessup, Jules, Sorry Mason, Mason's Free Pass, and Much More!

Jon does an episode sober and drowns his sorrows in a pint of alcohol free sadness. He also doesn't get drunk on Another Great Classic Rock Setlist From Harp, Sober Quotes, The Many Flavors Of Sadness, A Breakfast Sandwich, Clever Sober Segues, Pulpy O.J. And Mountain Dew High Voltage, The Pint Of Sadness Challenge, and Much More!

Jon and Randy STRONGLY recommend that you DO NOT play this anywhere a child may hear it. They also get spunky with Porn, Strap-Ons, The Cum Swap, Two Dicks, Ecstasy, Molly, Cum Angels, Viet Cum, The Jim And Tonic, Semen Recipes, Cum Facts, Cummalos, T-Shirts, and Much More!

Jon and Randy play for all of the Mothers out there, a hand picked list of songs dedicated especially to them. They also get all maternal over Lisa, Fajitas, Mom Feud, The Barry Manilow Wake Up, Mr. T, Grudge Shit, Mom Walking In, Shelly Adams, Clothespins, Tats, Mom Farts, Body Hair, Michael Madsen, and Much More!

Jon and Marina make War their topic and then proceed to not f*ck around while they do it. They also break it down Barney style about Duncan, War Quotes, Stonewall Jackson, Grant, Confederate Gold, Sgt. Reckless, Barbed Wire, Shogun, Cannon Fodder, e. e. cummings, Sharks, Dressage, and Much More!

Jon takes an expedition to Pseudo-Hippy Town and plays the f*ck out of some Rusted Root. He also trips on Thanks Paula, Illinois, Pronounce That S, My Chair, No Bro, Mike Hauser, Cat Choking, Poetry Soup, Jeremy Nelson Troy, Collin Amato, and Much More!

Jon plays another Tuesday afternoon chock full of Classic Rock wonders hand picked by Harp. He also holds forth on Love Ya Moo, Jason Harper Jokes, The Freshest Segues, My Blackout Cruise, Florida Evans, Vets, Chairbound, Dickting, and Much More!

Jon and Fitzy hang out and listen to a little No Doubt while talking their usual brand of b*llshit. They also find themselves walking in spiderwebs with Walt Disney, Internet Quizzes, Robin Williams, Aladdin, Connect 4, Parachutes, Iced Coffee, Celebrities, and Much More!