Random Ass Radio

Jon and Marina bring you news of the strange and wondrous from the animal kingdom. They also go native about Pet Sitters, Toothbrushes, Turtle Corpses, Dr. Waal, Elephants, Octopuses, The Pistol Shrimp, Four Dicks, Big Spiders, Jellyfish, Scary Oceans, Scary Caves, Catbox P*ssing, and Much More!

Jon sells out The Sword (sorry Marci) for another baked treat and a speech impediment. He also goes cwazy with Paste, Baked Goods, Bribes, Woyal Wistener Way, No God, Refugees, Hey Dirty, A B*tch Is A B*tch, Sorry About That First Hour, and Much More!

Jon makes up The Killers episode to Candice and, for some reason, goes off about lying. He also gets creative with the truth about Carmen Electra, Jenny McCarthy, Natalie, Witches, Larry Wilcox, Dad Was An Astronaut, Zebra Cakes, Thank You Candice, and Much More!

Jon, while playing The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, decides it's high time to rock out with his c*ck out. He also whips out some Thanks Charlie, Eye C*cktact, Awful Segues, Jam Out With Your Clam Out, Listener Input, 217 C*cks, We Lashes, What Happened To Me, My C*ck's Voice, 392 C*cks, and Much More!

Jon sells out The Killers for a Fruity Pebbles treat and then proceeds to offend everyone. He also gets sh*tty about Treats, Breakfast In Bed, Paid To Play, High Fives, Jesus' Birthday, Black Sensei, Beat 'Em, Another F*cking Cat, Sorry Candice, and Much More!

Jon loses his sh*t while playing J. Cole for the first time and, uh, shares some delicious recipes. He also finds this Friday to be Good because of IVAN, Not Man Enough Chili, Betty Crocker, Happy Death Day Jesus, Rellena De Pollo, Molten Chocolate Cupcakes, How To Gut And Clean A Chicken, Jamaican Jerk Chili, Strawberry Cream Cheese Cupcakes, and Much MORE!

Jon and Marina kick off your Maundy Thursday and prepare you for the Resurrection Weekend. They also understand that Jon F*cked Up The Date, There Are Five Types Of Vagina, Eight Year Old Drivers, Peep Cum, United Airlines, Furries, Dollar Voting, The Easter Bilby, and Much More!

In which Jon listens to Sia's newest album and realizes that he is pretty much a 13-20 year old girl. He also can't help crying about Ema Ema Ema, This Is Not For You, Footprints, I Hate My Body, I'm Moody As F*ck, My Notes, Cancer, I Don't Dance, Broken Glass, What If It Did Work, and Much More!

Jon does an unscheduled, bonus episode that just happens to be the nicest damn episode he's done to date. He is also totally non-threatening about Thank You Jason, I Can't Talk, Let Them Fake It, Melvin Lineseeder, How To Clear A Drain, I Am Out Of Shape, Still The Willow Weeps, and Much More!

Jon and Emily play some My Chemical Romance and end up killing over one eighth of a day. They also go full emo with 'Br-' Names, The Foster Home, The Sims 4, F*ck Cats (Just Our Cat), Missus Spangler, Supernatural, Netflix, Undertale, Jacob, and Much More!