Random Assault Podcast

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 286: SJWolfenstein Prologue. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.

This week on the Random Assault Livestream, the month of Gran Turismo continues, but with a twist! Not only do we have listener and fan Logan joining us, but Mitch does his full teardown of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus as yet another example of the encroaching tidal wave of toxic feminine culture! Watch or listen along in horror, but stick around for talk of The Game Awards, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and a special reading of a Random Assault episode written with predictive text!

SEGMENT 1:

- Doki Doki Literature Club

- Matt needs to stop letting people walk all over him

- The Game Awards

- Death Stranding

- The Fog

- The Adventures of Tintin

- The Zootopia abortion thing

SEGMENT 2:

- Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

- NieR: Automata

- Xenoblade Chronicles 2

- Super Mario Odyssey

SEGMENT 3:

- Kill la Kill

- Momocon

- Dr. Disrespect

- Driving games

- Book reports

- Mel Gibson movies

- Predicitve text RA Episode

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.

This week on the Random Assault Livestream, it's just Matt and Kate and more of The Real Driving Simulator, despite Kate "not being into cars". Because I wasn't there, Matt and Kate neglected to take show-notes which means that I have no images to post in here, or even any idea of what they talked about. There's also no aftershow because this entire thing falls apart when you remove me from the equation. Be sure to write to your state representative to complain to them about how terrible Matt and Kate are at doing this thing.

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 284: Gran Autismo. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.

This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes Mitch and Matt for a ride. In cars. With boys. I couldn't decide whether to make a reference to that "In Cars" song by Gary Numan or to the title of the movie "Riding in Cars With Boys", so you kind of got both I guess.

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 283: Dungeons & Dropmix. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch demos his new autismo obsession: Dropmix, a musical card game by Harmonix, the makers of Rock Band. Kate and Matt desperately try to take the conversation in any other direction, with talk of Dungeons & Dragons sessions on the Discord, classic Gamecube Animal Crossing, and getting into fights in high school.

SEGMENT 1:

- Streets of Rage remake

- Blood Omen

- DropMix

- Dungeons and Dragons

- Getting your right and left mixed up

SEGMENT 2:

- Red Dwarf season finale

- Longmire

- Being mad on Facebook

- Poker Night at the Inventory 3

- Thug life

- Rampage

- Future Man

- The Wii

- Animal Crossing

- Gamecube/Game Boy Advance linked games

- Celebrity crushes

SEGMENT 3:

- High school fights

- British english

- Bike Cuck

- Games that use the camera

This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 282: Sonic Forces a Nut Round the Corner. That is all.

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt dissect the enigma that is Sonic the Hedgehog, the gang talks about how they organize the altars of their wasted lives (their game shelves), there's a wild tangent about fingering people during movies, and there's a big discussion about reverse weeabooism!

SEGMENT 1:

- We need to start killing people

- Eating out

- Sonic Forces

- A Goofy Movie

- Pauly Shore

- Lord of the Rings

- Stranger Things

- Arranging game shelves

- Sports games and story modes

SEGMENT 2:

- Star Wars

- Marvel movies

- Gotham

- Mindhunters

- Dildos

- Fingering and movies

- Riviera

- Sperg moments

- Vampires

SEGMENT 3:

- Gamestop

- Digital titles

- Gaming in the 90's

- Fan translations

- American influence in Japan

This is a MANDATORY aftershow, recorded after Episode 281: Dick Sponge. That is all.