Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch gets over his coulrophobia and talks about the new It remake. Matt and Mitch discuss the selection of offerings on the Switch, and that demo for Project Octopath Traveller. And Matt re-kindles his love for edgy 90's Fox animated shows by recounting his experiences with the Sam and Max cartoon. Also: anime! Of course!

SEGMENT 1:

- Farm stories

- It

- Jewish pedophile cartoon on Netflix

- Chopping Mall

- Filthy neighbors

- Final Fantasy VII

SEGMENT 2:

- Project Octopath Traveler

- Bravely Default

- Switch games

- Blade Runner

- Edgy 90's cartoons

- Fulfilling Kickstarter pledges

- Children's shows

SEGMENT 3:

- Rurouni Kenshin

- Fullmetal Alchemist

- Gal*Gun

- Sam and Max

- Full-length movies in 10-minute chunks on YouTube

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 274: Skill Fetish. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we ring in 9/11 by bringing on long-time listener Jay, who talks with us about weed, how Destiny sucks, webtoons, and how some conventions are getting too big for their own good. It's an episode so great, Kate left early!

SEGMENT 1:

- The PewDiePie thing

- Gauntlet: Slayer Edition

- The Great YouTube Demonitization Passover

- Happy 9/11

- "Videogame Culture Needs to Stop Fetishizing Skill"

- Writers are bulls**t

- The Humble Hunie Sakura Bundle

- South Park

- LEGO Batman

SEGMENT 2:

- Black Mirror still sucks

- Journalism is/always was a joke

- Rustic Americana theme park

- Jayson's carpool job

- Lots of Jojo

- Good moments in kids cartoons

- Rippin' on games

- Rippin' on bongs

- Destiny is a bad game

- Adult cartoons

- The Dark Souls of everything

- My Hero Academia

- YouTubers

SEGMENT 3:

- The Mama Luigi Collab

- Funny webtoons

- Nintendo stopped sucking

- Sonic Mania

- Newgrounds animators

- Reddit and Memey

- Fans ruin everything

- Cons getting too big

- Podcasts and Let's Plays

- Fifty First Dates at the Funko Pop Factory

- Zelda

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 273: Chimp Style. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt sells out. Hard. But, we also get to talk about cool Italian horror movies, big Kickstarter failures, the finale of Twin Peaks, and all-girl reboots of classic tales.

SEGMENT 1:

- Matt bought a Switch

- Puyo Puyo Tetris

- Miiverse is dead

- Nugs vs Fries

- Sonic Mania

- Loot Vault takes forever to ship things

SEGMENT 2:

- Phenomena/Creepers/Clock Tower/Clock Tower/Clock Tower II: The Struggle Within

- Impromptu speedrun charity thing

- Final Fantasy VII

- Azure Striker Gunvolt

- Kickstarter follies

- YouTube's new layout

- New Shovel Knight amiibo

- Twin Peaks finale

SEGMENT 3:

- Junji Ito's Cat Diary

- Egypt lady Stret Fightur

- Lady of the Flies

- Classic literature

- Rogue One

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 272: Me, An Intellectual. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang talks all about the Switch and its nonexistant virtual console, delicious weeb treats from Japan, and how the current generation of adults are being mass-marketed to as children. It's disgusting. And so is this show.

SEGMENT 1:

- The eclipse

- Sonic Mania

- Dan Harmon's Game On starring Arin Hanson

- In the Mouth of Madness

- Blaster Master Zero

- Switch Virtual Console

- Mega Man Battle Network

SEGMENT 2:

- Matt's bourgeois cat

- Fixing an NES

- Original boxes

- Batman Harley Quinn

- Star Trek

- Kate dies

- Weeb treats

SEGMENT 3:

- Social justice class

- King of the Hill

- Our comedy dream teams

- Mitch ruins the bit

- Our favorite parts of things

- Loot Crate garbage

- The Skeleton War

- Adults are infantalized

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 271: Cume Fumes. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang discusses old media formats during the first segment, until listener Sol joins us for the first time in almost 200 episodes to discuss stand-up comedy, how Google is monitoring your speech for hate, and how our podcast has ascended to true blackhood.

SEGMENT 1:

- Memory card kerfuffles

- Greatest Hits/Platinum Hits

- Bad box art

- Old VCR/TV snafus

- Beyond the Gates

- Video rental stores

- Fatal Frame

- Games that don't hold up

SEGMENT 2:

- Black people fighting

- Stand-up comedy

- Kim Jong-Un

- Phoenix Wright

- Waluigi with a Gun

- Fanfiction

- Perspective API

- Random Assault is 100% black

- Cume fumes

- Dume

- Wolfenstein 2

- Pearl is attractive

SEGMENT 3:

- Sol's Steam Game Corner

- State capitals

- We say n-words

- Awkward Games Done Quick

- Community Service

- ASMR

- Kate is autistic

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 270: It's Worse When It's Happening To You. Enjoy!