This week on the Random Assault Podcast, MissesBun joins us again to swear in Pope Matt (they swear popes in, right?), discuss a few documentaries, break the real, hard truth that Crash Bandicoot sucks, and define the eras of Random Assault. Also, don't forget: OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast is the greatest video game ever made.

SEGMENT 1:

- Matt is the pope

- Hearing your own voice

- Hellblade

- Obscure Sonic games

- Unrealistic sex scenes

- Shin Godzilla

- Lovecraft

- The Strain

SEGMENT 2:

- The Doomsday Clock

- Something Something of the Apes

- Internet drama

- Dumb: The Story of Big Brother Magazine

- Viva Amiga

- Atomic Blonde

- Mitch-isms

- Dieting

- Gluten

- Dollar Beard Club

SEGMENT 3:

- Switch games

- OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast is the greatest video game ever made

- Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed is better than Mario Kart

- Jokes losing their edge

- Crash Bandicoot sucks

- The Eras of Random Assault

- The Cum Era: 12

- The Good Era: 106-233

- The Edgelord 420 Weed Era: 240-present

- The Era of Broken Kings: 1-11, 13-105, 234-239

- Tomba 2

- The future

- Mitch is an austistic lizard

- We are in the new age of grunge

- Musical subgenres

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 269: Ready Player FUN. Enjoy!

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This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate whips out the ol' Dreamcast to take us back to the late 90's/early 2000's with Crazy Taxi and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. David from It Came From the Internet also joins us to discuss the referential trainwreck that is Ready Player One, complete with live reading of specific exerpts by Mitch.

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 268: Clown Climax Under the Big Top. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks joins us once again to talk all about theme parks in Pennsylvania, how No Man's Sky still sucks, the time-destroying hole that is super sentai, and we also get Kate to be so bored that she joins the Discord. Also, we call Matt live on the show, because he's not here. He's in New York City, kissing his father on the mouth.

SEGMENT 1:

- Gay dads

- Owning a PS4 makes you gay

- No Man's Sky

- Edgy bands

- Terrible porn ads

- Early Access games

- Paying for online

- Streaming plans

- Saints Row vs GTA

SEGMENT 2:

- Dogs taking sad, saggy poos

- REPO! The Genetic Opera

- Rocky Horror Picture Show

- Roblox Porn

- Pennsylvania theme parks

- Kate joins the Discord

- Tattoos

SEGMENT 3:

- Wrestling

- Power Rangers

- Wolf job

- Anal play

- Laughing while cumming

- Japanese candy

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener Jake joins us to talk about farm food, game collecting, and the perils of the N64 controller's terrible analog stick!

No show notes this time, sorry!

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 266: Megaladan the Hot Dog Man. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Megaladan leaves the YouTube comment section to join us in discussion about electro-swing bands, record players, Baby Driver, and how to act gay in public with your brother.

SEGMENT 1:

- Chris-Chan

- Netflix's Castlevania

- Big Gay Ice Cream

- Awkward romantic (?) stories

- Tyler the Creator is gay?

SEGMENT 2:

- Caravan Palace

- Titanfall

- Reality TV

- It

- Drunken gaming

- Pearl and Marina

- Episodes (the show)

- Dubstep is alive and well

- Work stories

- The decline of retail

- Vinyl records

- LEGO

SEGMENT 3:

- Baby Driver

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

- Star Wars

- Little Witch Academia

This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 265: Creative Theft is Our Daily Bread. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bob from AmazingNerds.de joins us to talk about the ridiculous censorship games get in Germany, females in the army, how production values make a worse product, and the wonderful world of horror movies and games!

SEGMENT 1:

- Amazon is buying Whole Foods

- YouTube as a hobby vs YouTube as a career

- SJW's are pedophiles

- Weird Texas republican officials

- Is Germany great or does it suck?

- Recruitment and female soldiers

SEGMENT 2:

- E3

- Defective consoles

- Negativity in the gaming community

- Hype on day 1 of console release

- Turok

- German censorship

- Weird guns in FPS games

- Fan theories ruining good games

- Fans of games shouldn't make movies of said games

- Production values take the heart out of stuff

- "Some games aren't"

- Horror games

SEGMENT 3:

- Peter Jackson

- Guillermo del Toro

- Horror movie series deteriorating over time

- TrollHunters

- Beatrix Potter

- Old cartoons we haven't mentioned

- German dubs

- SNES Mini

- N64 games