Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a shorter episode thanks to being short-handed. Mitch got taken away to a reformation camp after the inflammatory things he's said about women over the years, so Matt and Kate talk about John Wick 2, raising children, and our very special interview with the Nazis over at The Amazing Nerds!

SEGMENT 1:

- Dentistry

- German interview

- Train Simulator

- Paper Mario

- John Wick 2

- Black Theater Goers

- Star Trek Online

SEGMENT 2:

- Raising Kids

- Random Assault PSA

- Fan Fiction

- The Room impressions

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 246: Don't Come to School Tomorrow. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Thomas joins us to talk a whole lot about real MAN STUFF. I'm talking guns, knives, war stories, and Black Jesus. Kate manages to sneak in talk of pre-internet slashfiction, and Mitch edges his way in there to talk about My Hero Academia, but other than that, this show is going to give you a much-needed shot of testosterone!

SEGMENT 1:

- Virginia

- Being hit on by gay people

- Kids who look like they're going to hurt people

- Vietnam memories

- Knives

- Old-school slashfiction

- Military surplus stores

- Horses

- British entertainment

SEGMENT 2:

- Seagulls

- Cats

- Dogs

- Black Jesus (the idea that Jesus was a black man, not the adult swim show)

- Moving up in the military

- Brisko Country Jr.

- War stories

- Konami

- San Francisco

SEGMENT 3:

- Lasagna Cat

- My Hero Academia

- Nuclear drills and radiation poisoning

- Resident Evil 7

- Thirsty hoes and men

- Gun laws

- Gun design

- Autopsy videos

- Dating Germans

- More gun stories

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 245: It Came From the Internet. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by another listener, Neko Atheist aka WorseThanYou! Naturally, anime is discussed, but we also talk about why there aren't any racing games anymore, and we also give our picks for who we think is going to die in 2017! It's a regular hootenanny!

SEGMENT 1:

- Little Witch Academia

- My Hero Academia

- Long manga/anime series

- Nyan Koi

- Akiba Strip anime

SEGMENT 2:

- People need to calm down about the Switch

- Moogle Chocobo Carnival

- Final Fantasy XV

- Soap shoes and Sonic

- Video board games

- Racing games

- Ace Combat 7

SEGMENT 3:

- Batemayn

- Matt's irrational anger and subsequent neurotic tendencies

- Sealab

- The Venture Brothers

- Teen Titans Go

- Mattresses

- what happened to adventure time

- 2017 Death Pool

- SJW comics

DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YOU CAN WATCH IT BY CLICKING THE LINK BELOW:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8_WfLRJ5zk

Okay, so like that disclaimer above says: this episode was done as a video livestream. Kate got a subscription box that sends a bunch of random games every month, so we decided to sit down and play them! As such, the audio version of this episode is going to be a rough listen, but we're putting up anyway at the request of some fans. Again, to get the full experience, check out the full livestream on our YouTube channel. These will be a monthly occurance, so keep it locked to our Twitter and Facebook pages for announcements when we'll be doing this again, so you can hang out in the chat and berate us for reacting to things late due to the 20 seconds of lag!

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 243: Switch It Off. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch sits out the first segment due to expoding out of both his ends. So, Matt and Kate lement the Switch announcement and go over Kate's gaming subscription box. Then, Mitch cleans up and brings up some MAGFest stories, and then we run through a gauntlet of topics, including Let It Die, Final Fantasy XV, and Rare Replay.

SEGMENT 1:

- Kate's subscription box

- The Switch looks terrible, go home, no one cares

SEGMENT 2:

- More Switch talk

- AGDQ Cringe

- Magfest talk

- Everyone's racist

SEGMENT 3:

- Let It Die

- Final Fantasy XV

- NiER Automata Demo

- Gravity Rush 2 Demo

- Rare Replay

- Ace Attorney 5

- Nuzlocke runs

- Complicated controls

- Breath of the Wild

- Gay anime

- Ghostbusters

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 242: The Spongebob Spectrum. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by long-time Mitch-hater and short-time listener Phil-Angie Carpal! We get him to try and explain why Rick and Morty is a thing people like, Matt talks about Nazis (as usual), Mitch finally talks about Final Fantasy X for the final time, forever, and Mitch and Matt gush over the final demo for Resident Evil 7, and ponder the game's future. Oh, and fanfiction. But, not of us this time. Oh no.

SEGMENT 1:

- Why Phil-Angie hates Mitch

- Rick and Morty

- The Man in the High Castle Season 2

- Adult Swim

- TV Land

- It Came From the Internet

- Brain damage

- Matt's horrible accident

- The last time we talk about Final Fantasy X, ever

SEGMENT 2:

- Swiss Chalet

- Gothic

- Resident Evil 7 Final Demo

- Death Stranding

- David from It Came From the Internet gets put on blast

- Owning bad games as a joke

- Bad Rats

SEGMENT 3:

- Bloodborne the card game

- Family Guy

- No good cartoons have come out since 2010

- DuckTales is ruined

- Alien: Covenant

- Phil's Steven Universe/King of the Hill Xover fic

- We read more random fanfiction