Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, things get awkward as Mitch starts talking about... "meme theory"? We also find out the poor fool doesn't watch TV. Matt and Mitch talk at length about that gloriously awful Sonic OVA, and Kate whisks everyone away on a magical journey to see why the PS2 generation was the greatest of them all. Glory to Ken Kutaragi! Glory to the Motherconsole!

SEGMENT 1:

- What animal could you justify punching?

- Robbie Rotten

- Meme theory

- God of War PS4

- The Spock Documentary

- Hey look at that, more Star Trek talk

- Mitch doesn't watch TV

- Anime dubs and dead companies

SEGMENT 2:

- Way more anime talk

- Classic memes

- The Sonic OVA

- Nintendo needs to get their stuff together

SEGMENT 3:

- The 6th generation of consoles was the best generation

- Buying games day 1 versus waiting for a sale

- Waxing nostalgic

- The People's cars

Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 240: The Vape Awards 2016 sponsored by CumCrate. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault podcast, the boys and goy are joined by a real-ass music producer! Marina comes on the show to talk about the wonderment that is future funk. We also pitch a gay sex anime starring us, talk all about the tragedy that is the Game Awards, and Mitch gives an addendum to his DOOM discussion from last week, that absolutely no one asked for. Get down!

SEGMENT 1:

- Future funk

- Music production

- Chicago

- The Angry Birds movie

- Slice of life anime

- Our gay sex anime production

- Kate's horrible misdeeds

- Pet names

SEGMENT 2:

- The Hobbit Trilogy

- Fire and Ice

- The Game Awards

- Death Stranding

- Internet feuds

- Horrible porn

- Inside is garbage, this is irrefutable

- Youtube babies crey ever tim

- PlayStation Experience

- The Last of Us 2

SEGMENT 3:

- DOOM

- Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice

- Waxing nostalgic about the DS

- Game soundtracks

- Smoking

- Weed and vape culture

- Kate wants to be a cowboy

- Can you mail cum?

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 239: Random Assault in Colour. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener Marco joins us to have a jolly old time, talking about The Last Dragon (yes, again), video streaming services and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. We also make our predictions for The Game Awards and PlayStation Experience (which have both already happened at the time of this posting), and we start an impromptu jug band! Well, gosh darn it I think we're gonna win this thing!

SEGMENT 1:

- Bikes

- Cats

- We're gay

- The Last Dragon

- Moana

- Yeezus is getting MK-Ultra'd

- Art Institute is trash

- Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son

- Fidel died on the most capitalist day of the year

- Shakespeare and public school

- Bee and Puppycat

- Video streaming services

- Thanksgiving

- Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

SEGMENT 2:

- Mike Inel's Adventure Time fan-game

- Hentai artists

- Telltale engine is trash

- DOOM 2016

- Tomb Raider

- The Game Awards and PlayStation Experience

- Predictions

- Nintendo's antiquated business practices

SEGMENT 3:

- What food would Mitch be?

- Final Fantasy XV

- Clueless Gamer

- Let's players

- Advertising Random Assault

- World War II in colour

- Dodging the SJW bullet

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 238: Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz Minus Garfield. Enjoy!

This week on the Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz, Matt Ritter (Brosona3FES) from NobiNoodle is back and ready to talk to us about the animes, Pokemon Sun and Moon, anime, anime, and The Simpsons, which is basically an anime. We also go over Persona 5's delay, and pre-pick our waifus.

SEGMENT 1:

- Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz

- Persona 5 delayed again

- Bad old screen names

- Dragonball

- Recuts and re-edits

- More anime talk

- Video streaming services

- The Switch predictions

SEGMENT 2:

- Persona waifus

- Our let's plays

- Mitch's Catholic upbringing

- Pokemon Sun/Moon

- The Pokemon anime

- Digimon

- Monster Rancher

- Shaman King

- Yo-Kai Watch

- Skylanders

- The Simpsons continues to suck and predict things

- Sonic and Mario but not the Olympics thing

SEGMENT 3:

- It Came From the Internet

- The history of the N-word

- The Random Assault bible

This week on the Random Assault Podcast we probably hit the land-speed record for going from zero to unlistenable. It's just Matt and Mitch and they talk all about the election, and segway straight into anime talk from there. Also, Matt watched Dragonheart and Mitch watched some crappy Canadian horror anthology.

SEGMENT 1:

- We did it

- The election

- Stop being babies

- Emotionally crippling video game experiences

- Change

SEGMENT 2:

- DragonBall Z

- Fruits Basket

- Jojo

- Sega Hard Girls

- Cassette Girl

- Ghost in the Shell

- Bad podcasts

- Art styles

- More anime talk

SEGMENT 3:

- Man vs Snake

- Dragonheart

- Minutes Past Midnight

- Things in childhood that used to scare us for no reason

- Armitage III

- Tv shows we haven't gotten around to

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 236: Kingdom_Hearts_Foot_Compilation.wmv. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by listener MissesBun, who talks about gothic lolita fashion, as well as binging our show to the point where she actually ENJOYS us! Also, Matt talks about The Walking Dead, as well as The Last Dragon, Mitch talks about Doctor Strange, and we feature two big showdowns: east coast fast food vs west coast fast food, and Baby Boomers vs Millennials!

SEGMENT 1:

- A married person listens to us

- How MissesBun found us

- Pho

- Malls

- Doctor Strange

- The Walking Dead

- Telltale's Michonne Mini-series

- Survival horror games

- Binging podcasts

- Let's plays and annoying personalities

- Podcasts repeating stories through time

SEGMENT 2:

- Sombra

- Gothic lolita fashion and culture

- Weird fetishes

- Accents

- Sports events

- Dippin' Dots

- The Last Dragon

- "Awkward" "humor"

- Artist metamorphosis

- Kid Cuisine and Lunchables

- Mitch's empty world

- Felicia Day looks like a naked mole rat

SEGMENT 3:

- The Governator

- East coast vs west coast food

- Cold brew coffee

- Code Lyoko

- Milennials vs Baby Boomers

- Kingdom Hearts