Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Bron comes back to talk about his podcast, and various other topics, such as eSports, Halloween, and derivitive shooters. We also discover that Kate might have usurped Mitch as the Crown Homo, and also, Drunk Kate makes a glorious return after like 200 episodes of being gone. And it's as much of a train-wreck as you'd imagine.

SEGMENT 1:

- Italian weddings

- Halloween

- Halloween foods

- Kubo and the Two Strings

- The whole YouTube censorship thing

- Blading (wrestling, not inline skates)

- Advertising and streaming services

- The Simpsons

SEGMENT 2:

- Edgelord platformers

- Psychonauts

- Cringe highlight reels

- No Man's Sky

- Derivitive shooters

- Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

- Bron's podcast

- Games into movies

SEGMENT 3:

- Kate steals Mitch's purpose

- Zodick the Hellhog

- eSports are sports except they're not

- Would you make love to Leslie Jones

- Fake books

- Game box art

- Alcohol

- Vietnamese food

- Bagged milk

- Weeb music

- Otakon

- No more drinking on the show

This past weekend, Matt and Mitch shipped up to Boston to meet up with Alex and Willy and to attend the Boston Festival of Indie Games. However, not a lot of FIG coverage was actually done this year, and they guys were having so much fun hanging out and being pals that they neglected to even sit down and record an episode of the podcast in the same room.

So instead, Mitch opted to record their table conversation during the breakfast they had right before they parted ways again. This is the almost entirely un-edited recording, featuring awkawrd silences and bleary-eyed hosts.

Due to the lower audio quality of this episode, it is recommended that you listen to it with headphones on.

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 229: Seth Rogen is Only 34. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we finally close the circle on the saga that is Mitch's relationship with Sausage Party. Also, Matt dives deep into Hulu's backlog of 90's TV shows, as well as cartoons that may have had more for adults in mind than kids. And then we talk about a bunch of weeb stuff, as usual. Everyone ready your penis catapults!

SEGMENT 1:

- Pittsburgh

- Our first wet dreams

- Sausage Party

- Chocolate croissants

- Cooking

- The Amish

SEGMENT 2:

- Survivorman

- The Weird Al Show

- Kids' cartoons made for adults

- Box-sets

- Shirts

- Big Money Rustlas

- C.U.C.K.K.K.-bot

SEGMENT 3:

- Indiana Jones

- Stop trying to force things on people

- Steel Ball Run

- Trashy Japanese games getting cranked out

- Mob Psycho 100

- The Princess Bride

- The math behind penis catapults

Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 228: Viva Le EVOlucion! Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our boy Le Tran joins us to hock his artwork! Namely, the sweet, sweet pixelated Random Assault crew you see in the banner and below in the close-up image! You can wear this awesome piece of fandom on your chest with pride, because we're selling it as a T-shirt! (But only if enough of you demand it, click that link!) We also talk quite a bit about having sex with gender-swapped versions of ourselves, weird 90's kids' tech, webcomics, and Le gives us the full scoop of his experience at EVO! Oh, and Alex is here for a change.

Go here to get the shirt: https://teespring.com/random-assault-beat-em-up

SEGMENT 1:

- Nintendo 64

- Black girlfriends

- New RA T-shirt

- Improvized racism

- Mitch's parents

- Our solo shows

- Disney's extended lore

- Would you bone a genderswapped you?

- Star Fox

SEGMENT 2:

- Matt went to the dentist

- ToothTunes

- C-Watches

- HitClips

- EVO

SEGMENT 3:

- The Rock Cocks

- Webcomics

- Rhythm Thief and the Emperor's Treasure

- Batman v Superman

- Ninja Theory

This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 227: Harry Potter and the Violence Killer. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate goes whole-hogwarts on the new Harry Potter "book", and reveals that The Pagemaster is her Gurren Lagann. Matt discovers the joy of importing games, and we lament the loss of old game manuals, not to mention talking about how Nintendo Power got put on archive.org (which has since been removed as of this posting). Plus, we talk about Dom Delouise, Pokemon, and Stranger Things!

SEGMENT 1:

- The Pagemaster

- Stranger Things

- Old movies

- GOG gets 3 classic Disney games

- New Harry Potter script book thing

- Sailor Moon

SEGMENT 2:

- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie

- Overwatch Summer Games

- We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story

- Dom Delouise

- Mitch sharted his pants

- Devil May Cry 4

- Phantasmagoria

- Phoenix Wright

- Turok 2: Violence Killer

- Import games

SEGMENT 3:

- Nintendo Power is on archive.org

- Keeping old game manuals

- Wario Land 3

- Kate's Nuzlocke

- Pokemon

- Pokemon Go

Here's an aftershow recorded after Episode 226: Bruh Checked Our Soundcloud! Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Alex Apex joins us, having discovered the show from Soundcloud of all places! We talk about Rip Torn, Rip Taylor, Taylor Swift... and now I'm just getting dizzy. We also talk about emulation, blocking YouTube and the internet, and whether or not Paul Fieg secretly loves breaking down Melissa McCarthy on camera.

SEGMENT 1:

- Alex replaces Alex

- Kids' movies

- The Killing Joke

- Old kids' sitcoms

- Taylor Swift

- Rip Taylor, Rip Torn

- Skittles

- Gak

- Rattlesnakes

- Bo Peep is just dead in Toy Story 3 I guess?

- Mario Party

- Emulation

- Graphics cards

- Overwatch

- Sonic Generations

- Silent Hill 4

SEGMENT 2:

- Matt's musical choices

- Ants with people legs

- Blocking the internet

- The problem with YouTube

- Aaah! Real Monsters

- Weird accents

- Grassroots YouTubers getting big

- Mistaking our voices

- Kate reveals yet another dark secret about her childhood

SEGMENT 3:

- YouTube subscribers

- Drugs

- Dieting

- Random Assault history lesson

- Lady Layton

- Tumblords

- Cum tributes

- Ghostbusters

- Does Paul Fieg secretly like abusing Melissa McCarthy on camera?

- Self-hating black people