Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang remembers the anime-infused Teen Titans, Mitch regales us with tales from the sweetest place on Earth (which is evidently full of kid urine), we break out the Mighty No. 9 talk because THAT came out the week we recorded this, and we debate whether Dippin Dots are any good. Which they are. Screw you guys.

SEGMENT 1:

- Mitch saw a kid pee at Hersheypark

- Chocolate

- Netflix sucks

- Cool World

- Steam sale

- System Shock 2

- Teen Titans

SEGMENT 2:

- The Sub 10,000 Club

- Mitch watched all of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared in one sitting

- Matt wanted to have sex with Raven

- Mortal Kombat movie

- Mighty No. 9 came out, sucks, no one is surprised

- Brexit

- Lead singer of Black Out Band died in a car crash

- We are all millionaire gorillas

SEGMENT 3:

- Check out our YouTube channel

- Haywire

- We're in a MAGfest documentary

- Cooking and eating

- Dippin' Dots

- Mitch ate ice cream and then farted in a kid's face

- Matt listens to the new Ghostbusters theme

So, here's a new thing we're gonna try doing. The past few episodes, our post-show meetings in which we discuss the episode name and banner contents, as well as just shoot the breeze a little more, have been really funny. At least, to us. So, we decided we're going to start recording these "aftershows" as bonus content for you listeners! No Patreon required! Think of these as like... a bonus fourth segment. They probably won't run longer than a half hour in most cases, but yeah. Trying this out for a change. Let us know what you think.

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks joins us to recap E3 2016, as well as talk about the abortions that are Funko Pop Vinyl figures, butt-rock and different sub-genres of metal, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and the awesomeness that is Yu-Gi-Oh Season Zero (or the first 7 volumes of the manga, depending).

SEGMENT 1:

- Rhythm Heaven Megamix is low-key released

- Mitch's crazy NX prediction

- Windows 10 and Microsoft's future plans

- Sony killed it at E3

- LEGO Dimensions Season 2

- Funko Pop

- Waluigi Amiibo

- Breath of the Wild

- Yookah-Laylee

- Resident Evil 7 demo

- Brooks talks about our early episodes

SEGMENT 2:

- A metal dan

- Roundabout

- Kill all dykes

- Lots and Lots of Trains

- Butt-rock

- Wrestling

- Minority Report

- 12 Monkeys

- Freddy vs Jason

- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

SEGMENT 3:

- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

- Shows that go on for too long

- Yu-Gi-Oh Season Zero

- Martin Mystery

- Leafy is a guy I guess

- Podcasts

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's just Mitch and Matt, so you just know the ire and piss will fly. It's episode 2 of their spin-off show from episode 200! Mitch hurts himself in order to bring you eyewitness coverage of a game that is three years old, we talk about our gaming set-ups, sports games, old G4 shows, and Kickstarter scams. And then the third segment just kinda... ends. Yeah.

SEGMENT 1:

- Matt rants

- Gone Home

- Old G4

- Sports games

- Limited edition consoles

SEGMENT 2:

- Our gaming setups

- Game preservation

- Star Wars: The Force Awakens

- Adventure games

- Kickstarter scams

SEGMENT 3:

- Summer is great

- Matt's nose is running

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Michael Cowden, creator of Super 80's World! Naturally, we talk a ton about 80's culture, so this is mostly a normal episode. That is, until we also start talking about discovering Asian pop music through Japanese arcade games, how worthless virtual reality is, and the correct definition of 8-bit.

SEGMENT 1:

- Super 80's World

- The evolution of the 80's

- Getting around lawsuits with likenesses and names

- Fast food toys

- Playing the OTHER character

SEGMENT 2:

- Super 80's Guy

- True 8-bit

- We try to be trendy

- Rick and Morty

- Super 90's World

- Fist of Awesome

- Tim Burton

- 80's powers

- OutRun

- Custom arcade machines

- Demos

- Asian music in arcade games

- Arcades

SEGMENT 3:

- Custom arcade machines continued

- S**tposting

- Three-headed jews

- Alison Road got cancelled

- NX Rumors

- VR is worthless

- Superhero movies

- DOOM

- Japanese kid left in bear-infested woods

- System Shock remake

- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven Demo

- Odin Sphere Leifdrasir Demo

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Willy fills in for Alex so that we can finally talk about how terrible Batman V Superman was! We also wonder about the quality of the newer consoles' graphics, Matt jacks off to Miami Vice, and then Kate talks for a solid hour about the new X-Files and Marathon. Like, the old Bungie game Marathon. Yeah.

SEGMENT 1:

- Overwatch

- Reaper usernames

- PC vs console

- PAX East

- Why is League of Legends still a thing?

- Uncharted 4

- Last-gen's best graphics vs. current gen's worst

- Are consoles getting smaller stables of must-have games?

- Good Wii games

SEGMENT 2:

- WillyFresh v Batman v Superman

- Captain America is a Nazi

- Miami Vice

- My Life Me

SEGMENT 3:

- The New X-Files

- Marathon

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're Alex-less and left to discuss the major issues plaguing our world today... like alternative bands from the 90's, cats, dogs, obscure video game consoles, and the most despicable of objects: books.

SEGMENT 1:

- Star Citizen

- Mobile games are screaming dudes

- Fembusters

- Books!

- Oliver Twist

- The Fairy Queen

- Shakespeare

- The Catcher in the Rye

- Hot Topic

- Barenaked Ladies

- Gin Blossoms

SEGMENT 2:

- Marilyn Manson

- PS2 games

- From Russia With Love

- Mister Moquito

- Batman: Vengeance

- Yanya Caballista: City Skater

- Rule of Rose

- Haunting Ground

- The Mark of Kri

- Rise of the Kasai

- Gitaroo Man

- Darkwatch

- Graffiti Kingdom

- Legend of the Black Cat

- Collecting PS2 games

- Cats (and some ducks)

- Dogs (and peanut butter)

SEGMENT 3:

- Outlaw country music

- Old levels in new games

- Metal Gear Salad

- Hideo Kojima

- Battleborn's character designs are terrible

- E3 Predictions

- Obscure consoles

This week on the Random Assault Podcast... it's a bit of a weird one. It's got plenty of hysterical highs and lulling lows, but it's filled to the brim with content. Mitch takes one for the team and watched the majority of the first season of Rick and Morty, Matt checks up on his two old flames: Turok and Spoony, and Kate does unspeakable things to her bed. Get ready for a cantankerous episode.

SEGMENT 1:

- Overwatch porn

- Pocket Card Jockey

- Disney Infinity is dead, Disney no longer publishing games

- Rick and Morty sucks, big whoop

- Wolfenstein: The New Order

- Matt is cantankerous

- Gremlins

- Deadpool

- The Voices

- Scary stuff seen as children

- Old-as-crud Random Assault episodes

SEGMENT 2:

- Fun thoughts

- Kate cummed the bed

- Turok

- Nostalgia Critic

- Spoony

- We don't take podcasting seriously enough

- This is a bad episode

- Mith literally reads stuff from Matt's Facebook wall

SEGMENT 3:

- Mitch is either autistic or might have ADD

- Goldfish crackers

- Kate kept hot dogs under her bed for a week

- Kubo and the Two Strings

- Pearl Jam sucks

- Galaxy Quest

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Kate are absent but David Reinhardt fills in to talk about anime (because that's a weekly requirement now I guess), how Hollywood continues to ruin Ghostbusters, and those champions of celluloid, the Wayans.

SEGMENT 1:

- Anime

- Riki-Oh

SEGMENT 2:

- Fightin Words

- Ghostbusters

- Muppets

SEGMENT 3:

- The Wayans

- Zelda speculation

This week on the Random Assault podcast, we get down to the nitty-gritty involving Nintendo. Like if Miitomo is even worth your time, or if Hyrule Warriors is even a good game. Matt complains about Roman Reigns, Anamanaguchi leaks a bunch of new music, and Mitch has another retarded quiz to give games away. Please take your free point on the way out.

SEGMENT 1:

- Confidence(?)

- Blocking entire YouTube channels

- Unfollowing people on Facebook

- Miitomo

- My Nintendo

- Twilight Princess

- Hyrule Warriors DLC

SEGMENT 2:

- Game Grumps Live

- Pokemon Live

- The Big Retarded Video Game Quiz 3

- Year Walk

- Shows Matt hates

- Daredevil Season 2

- The Flash

- The Last Man on Earth

- Anamanaguchi used a weird game to leak their new album??

- Batman v Superman sucks, big surprise

- TMNT Crossovers

- Diamond is Unbreakable

- Mitch goes to the Shadow Realm

SEGMENT 3:

- The New Day

- Wrestlemania

- Neil Adams

- Spoony's Patreon

- Final Fantasy XV

- Games: the Movie

- Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell

- My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

- Fuller House