Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Mike Ducarme to talk about his eye-catching and pulse-pounding game, Just Shapes and Beats! But before he arrives, we discuss Star Fox Zero and whether it truly lives up to the hype. Then Alex paralyzes our guest in fear with stories about death, we have a rousing debate about whether red or black licorice reigns supreme, and lament the death of music, thanks in part to Rock Band 4 getting a paid expansion this fall. Because did you expect anything better from the people who put a campaign on FIG for a PC port of a game that next to nobody bought?

SEGMENT 1:

- Squid Sisters amiibo confirmed

- The Kyu episode

- Stair facts

- Alex has bad luck with games

- Star Fox Zero

SEGMENT 2:

- Mike drops by

- Just Shapes and Beats

- Stories about death

- Living off of eating your own body

SEGMENT 3:

- Everyone is white in Quebec

- #lolpussyweed

- PAX East has gotten progressively worse

- Licorice: red vs black

- Smelly crayons

- What does magic smell like?

- Ratchet and Clank PS4

- Rock Band 4 is getting a paid expansion, music is dead

- DLC policies

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt's got westerns to discuss, bad directors to lambaste, old games to re-evaluate, and we read TURbo's newest painfully-truthful prognosticus about our future situations.

SEGMENT 1:

- Chocolate Assholes

- Bone Tomahawk

- Modern Westerns

- Universal Soldier

- Godzilla

- Suicide Squad still looks terrible, no surprise

- Bad directors

- Watchmen

- Remember when Casper turned into an egg

- The live-action Casper movie

SEGMENT 2:

- Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress

- Dokkoida?!

- Kate does her dishes live on air

- PlayStation TV is 20 dollars at Walmart

- Final Fantasy V

- Tropical Smoothie Cafe is cuck central

- Weird animals

SEGMENT 3:

- BioShock, almost a decade later

- Games still holding up

- Borderlands

- We Dem Boyz 2K18: A 40% Futuristic Non-Fiction Story Based on Trends of Random Assault

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jack Hernandez joins us, but you might know her better as the voice of Kyu from HuniePop! Yes, everyone's favorite love fairy wingman (wingwoman?) talks with us about the Hunie series, the recently-released HunieCam Studio, and... East Coast diners. Because this is Random Assault and that's how things go 'round here.

SEGMENT 1:

- Jack's first aired interview?

- What is a cuck?

- HuniePop

- HunieCam Studio

- Funny voices

- Voice actors

SEGMENT 2:

- Jack guesses our ethnicities

- Jack guesses our heights

- Jack guesses our astrology signs

- Jacking off to voices

- Jack's previous work

- Friendly's, Wawa, and other regional junk

SEGMENT 3:

- The Jack Show

- Conspiracy theories

- HuniePop and other dating sims

- The future of the Hunie series

- Best grill

- We make like 4 new HuniePop characters

- HuniePop cosplay

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Michael Consoli, maker of Nothing Good Can Come of This, smash-hit indie multiplayer game as seen at Boston FIG 2015 and MAGfest 2016! He talks to us about the MAGfest indie scene, importing Japanese stuff to America, and unique arcade cabinets! Then, Alex scares him off with talk of North Korea, and we discuss the recently-released HunieCam Studio.

SEGMENT 1:

- Nothing Good Can Come of This

- Frog Fractions

- Custom arcade cabinets

- Against the Wall

- Indies at MAGfest

- Guns of Icarus

- Just Beats and Shapes

- Unique arcade cabinets

- Boong-a Boong-a

- AfterBurner II

- Fighting Mania

- Mocap Boxing

- Police 911

SEGMENT 2:

- Jojo Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable

- PIRACY!!

- Evangelion

- Metal Gear Ford Commercials

- Mario Maker

- Neko Atsume

- Japanese stuff coming over to America

- Zootopia

- Art is garbage

- Anime

SEGMENT 3:

- Zelda CDi

- I.M. Meen

- Chill Manor

- North Korea

- HunieCam Studio

- Sam and Max Hit the Road

- King's Quest

This week on the Random Assault podcast, we get down to the nitty-gritty involving Nintendo. Like if Miitomo is even worth your time, or if Hyrule Warriors is even a good game. Matt complains about Roman Reigns, Anamanaguchi leaks a bunch of new music, and Mitch has another retarded quiz to give games away. Please take your free point on the way out.

SEGMENT 1:

- Confidence(?)

- Blocking entire YouTube channels

- Unfollowing people on Facebook

- Miitomo

- My Nintendo

- Twilight Princess

- Hyrule Warriors DLC

SEGMENT 2:

- Game Grumps Live

- Pokemon Live

- The Big Retarded Video Game Quiz 3

- Year Walk

- Shows Matt hates

- Daredevil Season 2

- The Flash

- The Last Man on Earth

- Anamanaguchi used a weird game to leak their new album??

- Batman v Superman sucks, big surprise

- TMNT Crossovers

- Diamond is Unbreakable

- Mitch goes to the Shadow Realm

SEGMENT 3:

- The New Day

- Wrestlemania

- Neil Adams

- Spoony's Patreon

- Final Fantasy XV

- Games: the Movie

- Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell

- My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2

- Fuller House

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a low-key episode as Matt is sick, so Alex, Mitch and Kate are left to fend for themselves. They talk about a bunch of stuff that Matt SHOULD have been there for, like Wario Land, the Hulk Hogan vs Gawker spectacle, and cartoons made for children. They also argue about the Zelda timeline for like 15 minutes, almost exactly 100 episodes after arguing over the Mario timeline. History repeats itself, it seems.

SEGMENT 1:

- Miitomo

- The deep web

- 123 Slaughter Me Street

- Hulk Hogan vs Gawker

- Sausage Party

- The Angry Birds Movie

- Yandere Simulator

- HunieCam Studio

SEGMENT 2:

- What is the most autistic gemstone

- Donkey Kong 64

- We argue about the Zelda timeline for like 15 minutes

- Cartoons

- The Amazing World of Gumball

- We Bare Bears

- Bob's Burgers

- Archer

- Sick of Batman

- Professor Layton

SEGMENT 3:

- Free country music

- Wario Land

- Candian Easter

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, newly-converted listener Brooks joins us to talk all about binging our show, all while we circlejerk about our best moments to date. Mitch reveals that he's completely inept enough to not be able to beat the Mega Man games without cheating, even if he's using his butthole to play. We also talk about the overrated mess that is Final Fantasy VII, the Rock Band 4 for PC debacle, and we answer YOUR questions, like how to force your son to come out of the closet.

SEGMENT 1:

- Everything we own is powered by Kate

- Binging our show

- RA Tries All Out of Bubblegum video

- Dead Leaves

- Triple-Q and BotanicSage

- Star Wars games

- Mortal Kombat is a bad fighting game

SEGMENT 2:

- Soda flavors

- Firewalk With Me

- Twilight Princess HD

- Mega Man Legacy Collection

- How to play Mega Man with your B-hole

- Picross e

- Final Fantasy VII

- Your Lie in April

- Galaxy Express 999

- Fate/stay night Unlimited Blade Works

- Chaos Head

SEGMENT 3:

- Rock Band 4

- The Rock Band 4 PC FIG Kickstarter Thing Debacle

- Listener questions

- How to tell your son he's gay

- Sandbox games

- Arcade cabinets

- Revolutionary Girl Utena

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Eddie Spuhghetti of Here Lies fame! We talk a ton about 80's schlock, Eddie's homemade VHS mixes, synthwave, Commando, wrestling, Nicolas Picolas, and a forgotten comedian as a forgotten 90's platforming mascot. So, this is basically Matt's dream episode.

SEGMENT 1:

- Eddie Spaghetti (Here Lies)

- Eddie's spooky nostalgia tapes

- Video editing software

- Kids like to get scared

- Ghostbusters 3

- The ramifications of this movie

- 80's schlock

SEGMENT 2:

- 80's synth music

- Synthwave

- The different genres within synthwave

- Commando

- Here Lies

- Wrasslin' impreshins

- Wrasslin' diskushin

- Wrasslin' games

- Tony Hawk games

SEGMENT 3:

- Castlevania III

- We hate videogames

- Gamestop is terrible

- Bobcat Goldthwait as Bubsy

- The live-action Phoenix Wright movie

- Nicolas Picolas

- Are You Afraid of the Dark and Goosebumps

- Canadian swears

- The Simpsons

- Giga pets

- Pokemon

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're back from MAGfest and ready to... recap MAGfest. But after that, Matt talks about anime, and he, Alex and Mitch break the unholy seal and watch as much Rick and Morty as their little eyes can stomach. Which is to say... about 4 episodes. Also we complain about vaping and trannies and Mitch goes off the deep end and buys an import game. Also, minor spoiler alert: Kate leaves the show temporarily for a sandwich.

SEGMENT 1:

- MAGFest Recap

- Weird Japanese music games

- Final Fantasy V: The Legend of the Crystals

- Don't tell anyone how Matt lives

- Total Recall

- We act autistic in public

SEGMENT 2:

- 11/22/63

- Matt's been watching anime

- One Punch Man

- Assassination Classroom

- One Piece

- Sailor Moon Crystal

- We watched Rick and Morty

- Where's the fair use?

- Kidd Chris

SEGMENT 3:

- Crawl

- Vaping

- Trannies

- Puyo Puyo Tetris

- Puking stories

- Hol up

- We dem boys

We had the DC Stunt Coalition come on the third segment of our MAGFest 2016 episode, and they were so cool and so enthusiastic that we decided to make that segment alone Episode 204! (Plus, it went on for almost 2 hours.) Join us as we interview the DCSC crew about their on-stage performance at this year's MAGFest, "Enter the Grimdark", and be sure to check out their Facebook page! If you were at MAGFest this year, please let the people who run the convention know how important the DC Stunt Coalition's show is, so they can continue to amaze audiences and put on a great show for years to come!