Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jason Wiser of Yaya Play Games is here to talk about GrowFairy Kingdoms and DinoTrucks, both of which we tried at Boston FIG a few months back! Plus we talk about the current state of childen's TV, Ash vs. The Evil Dead, and the Dragon's Lair Kickstarter, among other things.

SEGMENT 1:

- Yaya Play Games (GrowFairy Kingdom, DinoTrucks)

- Loose Nozzles

- Jason's history in games

- Death's Gambit and Hyper Light Drifter are the same game

- Dreamworks trolling Disney

- The state of children's programming today

- Adult Matt can't handle Pee Wee's Playhouse

SEGMENT 2:

- GrowFairy Kingdom

- What's next for Yaya Play Games

- The Thing remake

- Ash vs. the Evil Dead

SEGMENT 3:

- Thesaurus covers

- Costumes removed from Mario Maker

- Dragon's Lair movie Kickstarter

- BrainDead 13

- Shantae and WayForward

- The 7th Guest

- Nintendo censoring outfits in North America

- Talking about internet reviewers

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we cringe at public proposals, get mad at Nintendo games, wonder why the Amazon Dash button exists, go over actors doing weird roles for who they are, and talk about Zubaz pants. Because this is Random Assault, and we talk about Zubaz pants.

SEGMENT 1:

- Yoshi's Woolly World

- Public proposals

- Splatoon

SEGMENT 2:

- Getting reported on Facebook

- Guitar Hero Live

- Harmonix people found leaving positive Amazon reviews

- Amazon Dash Button

- Back to the Future happened

- There's a character in Sonic Runners named Boob

- We literally read the news

- Actor role quiz

SEGMENT 3:

- Our podcast will never matter

- Zubaz pants

- Fatal Frame V

- Martian

- Space talk

Well, we've come nearly 5 years and almost 200 episodes. It's about damn time for a best-of compilation. Mitch hosts this special clip-show where he and the hosts go over some of the best bits from the history of the Random Assault Podcast. And there's plenty more where this came from.

This episode was specially made to be under 120 minutes so fans can burn it to CD. If you want to get someone you know into the show, this is the way to do it.

CLIPS:

1. Le Tran's RA Theme Rap (Episode 153)

2. Matt Really Hates E3 (Episode 126)

3. Matt Loves Isis (Episode 130)

4. Well, You're Alex (Episode 137)

5. Accidental Wii Porn (Episode 177)

6. The Scissors Incident (Episode 153)

7. What's In Your Butt? (Episode 118)

8. Deer Runner (Episode 115)

9. Alex's First Time/Monster Cum (Episode 167)

10. Red Bob's Commercial (Episode 118)

11. Boney Jones and Bookfart (Episode 31)

12. Love is a Fat C**t/Dadslapper's Legs (Episode 157)

13. Aborted, Paralyzed, Fetal Bear Grylls (Episode 39)

14. Defeating Charge Man (Episode 131)

15. RA Theme Metal Remix (Episode 100)

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jake joins us to talk about a myriad of topics, including Jojo, how bad Persona 4: Dancing All Night is, the Star Wars Battlefront beta, more Mario Maker, and... the pioneer plate? Okay, sure.

SEGMENT 1:

- Churches

- Dumplings

- Matt never saw The Grinch

- Jake's been watching Jojo

- Persona 4: Dancing All Night

SEGMENT 2:

- Star Wars Battlefront Beta

- The really crappy Game of Thrones game

- Dark/high fantasy games

- Just Cause 2

SEGMENT 3:

- Pioneer plate

- Mario Maker

- Undertale

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we have Super Rad Raygun on the show to talk about the game, FantomenK, and... Mass Effect for some reason.

- Rad Ray gun

- Gay Bar

- Being a miserable father/game dev

- FantomenK

- Strip clubs

- Mass Effect

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang dies. But, they have It Came From The Internet's David Reinhardt with them! So they decide to mess with the gatekeeper of Hell by telling their own spooky tales of the macabre. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Tyler Head joins us to talk about weeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeed. And smoke bowls. And make dank hash. Or something. I was the only guy at art college who didn't smoke weed. Because it's for children. BUT ANYWAY we also talk about Absolutely No Words, more Mario Maker, after-sex stories, and our backlogs.

SEGMENT 1:

- Bringing back the classic memes

- Xenoblade

- Absolutely No Words

- Moonbeam City

- Gotham

- Halloween

SEGMENT 2:

- amiibo

- Mario Maker and Six Golden Coins

- After-sex stories

- Canada is full of hulking retards

- Nonsense

SEGMENT 3:

- Here Lies

- Customer Service

- Library of Babel

- Miyazaki Theme Park

- Tokyo Game Show

- Backlogs

- Weed questions

This week on the Random Assault podcast, we're joined by listener Byron "Bron" Reed, who takes us through the world of sports broadcasting! The guys also talk about full voice acting in games, Super Mario Maker, horrifying sports mascots, and SJWs getting their way. Also, we discover that reading is for gaylords. Literally. Because we find a bunch of books dedicated to dong pictures.

SEGMENT 1:

- The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra

- Broadcasting sports and junk

- Reading is for gaylords

- Bugg books

SEGMENT 2:

- Super Mario Maker

- Plague of Shadows

- Xenoblade Chronicles 3D

- Full voice-acting or lack thereof

- Saints Row

- Netflix caved to a SJW and changed the description of Pocahontas

SEGMENT 3:

- SPORTS

- Horrifying logos

- Even more horrifying mascots

- Girls and giant banans

- Books about vaginas

- Books about dicks

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang takes a sex quiz that I'm sad I missed out on, and they also talk about hard games and Deus Ex. Oh yeah and we as a species eat weird s**t.

- Hard Games

- Deus Ex

- Sex quiz

- When Matt left the show

- foods and meats are weird and we eat them. Yum!

This week on Random Assault, Dylan from our sister show "It Came From The Internet", is here to discuss a very special man. I mean really special. Like... autistic special. Yes, we spend more time than any human being should poring over MovieBob's personal autobiography, "Super Mario Bros 3: Brick by Brick". Also, we talk about how fast T-rexes move and how Konami probably assassinated Iwata. Run of the mill show, really.

SEGMENT 1:

- TRON

- The Upcoming Years of Boys

- Donald Trump is an elder god

- Until Dawn

- Horror games: indie and AAA

- Games with "bastard" in the title

- How fast does a T-Rex move?

- Share Function

SEGMENT 2:

- Acorns are smooth dradles

- MovieBob's book about Super Mario Bros 3

- Super Mario Bros 3 causes obesity

- Konami assassinated Iwata

SEGMENT 3:

- Mega 64

- More MovieBob shenanigans