Random Assault Podcast

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener and awesome artist Le Tran joins us once again to discuss manga about MMA ladies, Dead or Alive, and outdated racism! Oh, the fun we have on this show sometimes. Oh, and we showed Alex the 2009 Sakuracon commercial for the first time in his life. Funny how that works out.

SEGMENT 1:

- F**k Pilotwings

- Fire Emblem Awakening

- Experiencing stuff backwards

- Does Lady Deadpool have a messed up face?

- Oddworld New n Tasty

- Mitch, Alex and Kate argue about controls for 2 straight minutes

- Teppai

- Obscure sorrows

SEGMENT 2:

- Depression is hysterical

- Dead or Alive

- Dancing All Night

- Donald Trump

- Da Random Assault family tree

SEGMENT 3:

- Sakura-con 2009 commercial

- Racism quiz

- Steven Universe

This week on Random Assault, listener Marco joins us again to talk about art jobs, social justice, horror movies... and then there's the revenge of Alex's horrible game from the previous episode. Strap in for some silliness!

SEGMENT 1:- Kingdom Hearts 3- Naughty Dog is run by a ghost- Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze- Art jobs- Bad movies
SEGMENT 2:- More of Alex's autism game
SEGMENT 3:- HunieCam Studio- ArtStation- Social justice stuff- Silent Hill movies- Horror games- Metal Gear Solid - Boktai- Walking simulators- Aviary Attorney

This week on Random Assault, listeners Chris Ott and TURbo join us to talk about how Rick and Morty is just too annoying to be a good show, the ups and downs of Random Assault over the years, and red band trailers. Also, Alex makes us play a game that makes us all want to die. Hooray!

SEGMENT 1:- Common knowledge to us is trivia to everyone else- Straight Outta- Rick and Morty is almost likeable but is still unbearable- Hover: Revolt of Gamers- Rising Thunder
SEGMENT 2:- Random Assault Podcast Exam- Chris Ott reviews Nerf guns - BoomCo - Xploderz- Haze
SEGMENT 3:- Red band trailers- Alex confuses everyone for 10 minutes- And then we play the most boring game ever- SNL bans- Best and worst of Random Assault- Senator Steven Armstrong for President 2018

Whelp. This is it, guys. The time we all agreed on is finally here. Time to get 'im! Also, besides that we talk about the untimely death of Rowdy Roddy Piper, jokes from Japan being translated, how much GoFundMe sucks, and a few movies we watched. Oh and at the end of the 2nd segment everything falls apart as we all start playing four separate games live on air. Yup! Professionalism, thy name is Random Assault!

SEGMENT 1:- Roddy Piper has died- Ronda Rowsey beats the piss out of another woman- Low Winter Sun- The best joke ever- Jokes from Japan being translated to English- Remakes- Mega Man 3DS Collection- Video game movies- Five Nights at Freddy's 4
SEGMENT 2:- The guy who controlled Chucky died- Hercules- Hitchhiking Robot- GoFundMe is actually the worst- 3D Streets of Rage 2- We just play games on the show live
SEGMENT 3:- Payback- The Searchers- Changeling- Mitch is a faggot- Mighty Number 9/Red Ash- Mighty Gunvolt- Mitch finally gets it

This week on Random Assault, Sean Weiland of Epoch's Journey fame joins us again, just in time for Alex and Kate to celebrate everything Blink 182! We also talk an awful lot about cereal mascots, conventions, and there's an awkward moment in there where we talk about Rowdy Roddy Piper being banned from podcasting forever... and this was recorded just DAYS before his untimely death. So yeah. Stuff.

SEGMENT 1:

- Who is Boo Berry the ghost of?

- The History of Cereal

- The backstory of Cookie Crisp

- The Honey Monster

- Awesome Possum

- Blink 182

SEGMENT 2:

- Epoch's Journey

- GenCon

- Board games

- Wet Hot American Summer

- Pennsylvania cons

- Racism still exists

- Hulk Hogan gets erased from history

SEGMENT 3:

- Rowdy Roddy Piper banned from podcasting forever

- Super Butt Mad, now on Sega Genesis

- Two dubstepmen teamed up with Justin Bieber to create sound waves

- Spike Lee joints

- Anthony Jeselnik

- Professor Layton

- Tales games come out way too often

- RPG's could use full voice acting

- Homestuck blows

- The power levels of autism

This week on Random Assault... well, the title speaks for itself, so be warned. But Willyfresh joins us so we can talk about Ant-Man, how dreadfully full-of-it that Suicide Squad trailer was, how Abadox was actually the original video game, and how unicorns have sex. Prepare yourself for the worst.

SEGMENT 1:

- Ant-Man

- Suicide Squad trailer

- Batman v Superman

- The Lost Boys is the gayest movie in Hell

- What we had on our walls growing up

SEGMENT 2:

- Teppuu manga

- MMA is over too quick

- Everything from France sucks

- Live-action Attack on Titan movie

- Alex's Top 10 Movies

- Arkham Knight sucks. Go figure.

- Barely Legal Bridge

- Unicorn mating habits

- Abadox is the original game

SEGMENT 3:

- Fallout Shelter

- The Good, The Bad, and the Weird

- We answer your questions

- Autism Bukkake

This week on Random Assault, Breener joins us again to talk about Ireland, how we wish the Minions would just go away, ancient Greek assholes, and Mitch's mom. And then some news breaks during the episode that is truly saddening. But don't let that stop you from listening!

SEGMENT 1:

- We jumped the shark

- We do a complete 180

- There's no good Irish impressions in anything

- Talkin' about Ireland

- Overseas slang

- The tornado from Twister is the tornado from every movie

- The theater experience is dead

- kill the minions

- We wanna bang Disney girls

- BREAKING NEWS that's two weeks too late: Satoru Iwata has died

SEGMENT 2:

- We wish the Wii U wasn't a failure

- Irish Star Wars

- Stop telling us to read Prison School

- Other podcasts suck except they don't

- Watch Too Many Cooks

- The Random Assault Brawl/Orgy/Tony Ritual/Meetup

- Matt might be related to ancient A-hole, Diogenes of Sinope

- Kate is the Batman of GamerGate, and that's a bad thing

SEGMENT 3:

- Matthew McCaughnaghey

- Catlateral Damage

- Mrs. Mitch

- Irish food

- The Portugese

- Other coutries are way more racist than we are

- Pronunciation of letters

This week on Random Assault, we're joined by John Common of CSR Studios, maker of Dead Pixels! We talk up his 8-bit zombie shooter, and then devolve into our normal show banter. Namely, getting mad about advertising, reminiscing on children's TV shows, and go into a quiz that Mitch made to piss everyone else off. Yeah, it's one of those episodes.

SEGMENT 1:

- Dead Pixels

- 80's horror movies

- Kids want and can handle gore

- Short Circuit 2

- Destiny's Red Bull level is stupid and it's not even out yet

- The Random Assault TV Tropes Page

- Wake, Rattle and Roll

- 30 year nostalgia gaps

- British TV

- Round the Twist intro is a First Note Nightmare

SEGMENT 2:

- CSR Studios: Behind the Name

- The Big Retarded Video Game Quiz 2

- Mortal Kombat costumes

SEGMENT 3:

- Kingsmen

- Nightcrawler

- Hellraiser

- Final Wars

- Mitch and Matt should fight

- Inside Out

- The Alex movies game

- Tom the Turkey

This week on Random Assault, we're joined by David Reinhart and... hoo boy, do we talk a lot about BUSINESS. Business and internet money and a bunch of other bull-crap like Steven Universe. It's a very... dry episode. Yeah. That's the word.

SEGMENT 1:

- White Cis Gays

- Business, Patreon, and content creation

- Should people be asking for money for the content they produce?

- David explains how wrong we are about everything

- Daredevil

- E3 stuff weeks after the fact

- Final Fantasy VII remake

SEGMENT 2:

- Batman Arkansas

- David Lynch movies

- Fucked up movies

SEGMENT 3:

- The Raid

- Steven Universe

- Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and overarching lore

- Doctor Who fans

- Jojo fans

- Guardians of the Galaxy, The LEGO Movie

- The Haunted Mansion, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror

- Yesterland

- Downtown Disney

This week on Random Assault, we have a VERY special guest! It's Krissy Diggs, who you might know as "That Chick With The Goggles"! She talks to us about her return to making videos, her artwork... and a bunch of other stuff that's par for the course on this show, like semen-based professional wrestlers and how Alex almost permanently got porn stuck on his Wii. A must-listen!

SEGMENT 1:

- John Semen

- Wrestler gimmicks

- Krissy's life and return to the internet

- DOS games and emulation

- Centralia, PA

- Amish country

- Vanilla Ice Goes Amish

SEGMENT 2:

- Krissy's art

- Becoming your online persona

- MAGfest and Channel Awesome

SEGMENT 3:

- We are offensive

- The Internet: The New Frontier

- Internet porn habits

- Alex got porn almost permanently on his Wii through the slide puzzle game

- Maybe dinosaurs don't look like what we think like they do

- Cosplay

- Mitch is the Phantom Queer