Random Assault Podcast

This week on Random Assault, "Stache" joins us with his mighty beard to talk about the band Guns Out at Sundown, as well as Jurassic World and E3, and then we trade him for Mitch (a grave mistake on our part), who talks with Matt's girlfriend for about forever on the subject of Freedom Planet. It's almost like Jayson is here!

SEGMENT 1:

- Stash

- E3

SEGMENT 2:

- Jurassic World

SEGMENT 3:

- Falcon Rising

- Freedom Planet

- Sam and Max

- Let's Plays and Reviews

- Captain Retard

- Cum Patriots

This week on Random Assault, we're once again joined by Seth Rosen of Klei Entertainment to talk about stuff like Ryu and Roy in Smash, Don't Starve (of course), possible names for kids, and helper apps. We also learn about disgusting foods courtesy of a quiz Alex put together, and create Angry John, the angry video game reviewer on YouTube. Because we're just so damn clever.

SEGMENT 1:

- Bonus Stage Flash Cartoon

- Bloodborne

- Splatoon

- Ryu and Roy in Smash

- Nintendo goes crazy over the leak

- More amiibo woes

- Don't Starve merch

- ANGRY JOHN

- Don't Starve Together

SEGMENT 2:

- Don't Starve Chaos Mode

- Too Much Semen Guy

- Aaah Real Monsters

- Soup to Nuts

- I Would Rather Starve quiz

- CAMEL FACTS

SEGMENT 3:

- Kid names

- "F**k Buzzfeed"

- " "

- "Favorite"

- "Bus Station 16"

- "Carter Carter Carter"

- Knock-offgames

- Slow Jerry

- Helper apps

- Nuckleavee

This week on Random Assault, Curtis joins us to reminisce about the old GamesRadar forum days, to talk about how Kickstarter is still sketchy, and discuss demo discs. And we wondered why he didn't come back for so long...

- Catching Up With Curtis

- RA's Canon so far... sorta...

- The Good Old GR Days

- Laser Time "Feud" and points of positive and negative

- Listen, N64 looked like crap most of the time.

- Kickstarter is still pretty Sketchy (The Bad: Mighty No. 9, The Good: Yookah-Laylee, Shovel Knight)

- LEGO Worlds

- Minecraft Zelda

- Early Access is bullcrap

- Demo Discs

- Screw Mitch

- My uncle at Nintendo is Japanese Marylin Manson and also Gakt

- Problems with Game garbage marketing

This week on Random Assault, we're joined once again by Nick Robalik of Sombrero fame! (Meaning, he made the game that's coming out soon called "Sombrero", he in no way invented the popular hat.) We talk about the broken age we're living in of adventure games on Kickstarter, how on-disc DLC is getting worse and worse (I squid you not), and edgy 90's cartoons based on comic books and their film adaptations. Also, Nick realizes that we have more in common with a dysfunctional, abusive family than a negative-ZZZ-tier podcast. But it's okay, because we defeat Hatred! (The game, or the concept itself? You'll find the answer in this episode!)

SEGMENT 1:

- Alex watched Bob's Burgers, Alex likes Bob's Burgers

- Alex does not like Archer

- Catching up with Nick

- Sombrero is coming out soon

- On-disc DLC

- Amiibo, especially Splatoon

- Offensive games

SEGMENT 2:

- Adventure games on Kickstarter

- Stop taking our insults so seriously

- DC movies are going to suuuuck

- The Deadpool movie

- Edgy 90's comic cartoons

- Classic game rights

- Random Assault defeats hate!

- Hatred (the game, not the concept)

- Kung Fury

- Companies and devs forming new stuff to recapture former glory

- Fighting games

SEGMENT 3:

- Deep Space 9

- Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015

- E3 Predictions

- We argue like a married couple

- New seasons of old TV shows

This week on Random Assault, Cassidy Werner joins us to talk about The Titan Series. Plus, Matt goes all 80's on everybody's ass with Mad Max: Fury Road and Big Trouble in Little China. And of course, talk of plenty of horror movies, cause that's what the kids are into these days. Listener beware, you're in for a... wait, I already used this joke. Damn.

- Titan Series with Cassidy Werner

- Mad Max: Fury Road

- Big Trouble Little China

- Horror Movies

- Jason

- Freddy

- Wes Craven

- Goosebumps

- Squished Biff

This week on Random Assault, Kyle from Shoddycast joins us to talk about fever dreams, behind the scenes stuff with our shows, how the Nintendo World store in NYC is actually kind of overrated, and a porn gun. No context. It's that kind of show!

SEGMENT 1:

- Fever dreams and being a crazy savant

- Shoddycast

- Using Camtasia

- Behind the scenes

- Hidden History

- Mitch is the last hipster

SEGMENT 2:

- Echidnas and other mammals

- Nintendo World in NYC

- Nintendo World has less amiibo than Times Square Toys 'R' Us

- The museum is awesome though

- Would you have sex with Betty Boop?

- Alex hates Steam because Mortal Kombat X

- Also he got hacked and that's pretty serious

- America has a copy of The Witcher 2, thanks Obama

- Obama needs a Twitch stream

- Mitch should win a painting of Fred Durst at his arcade

- Games with fixed payouts are horse crap

- Alex learns how to cheat at arcade games

- Muscle March

SEGMENT 3:

- Listener questions about lore

- FUNNEL CAKES RULE

- Porn gun add on for New Vegas

- Google Feud

This week on Random Assault: Matt, Mitch and Kate are flying blind, unrestricted by Alex's (relatively) grounded personality. So they talk about how dumb their own podcast's lore is, answer some Yahoo Answers questions, and we find out that Kate ate hand lotion, putting another tally on the board under "Retarded Stuff Kate Has Done".

SEGMENT 1:

- Our retarded lore

- Prolapsed asses

- Jontron's Starcade

- inFamous Second Son

- Hentai and ecchi

- RetroCade at Seaside Heights

- Watermelon ice cream

SEGMENT 2:

- Beseiged and Early Access games

- Museums

- Mitch + Adolf Hitler K-I-S-S-I-N-G

- Kate ate hand lotion. I'm not even surprised.

- Hidden meanings of song lyrics

- Underworld movies

- Mitch started a civil war on another podcast's forums

- The Max Headroom TV Jacking Incident

- The Wyoming Incident

- Matt got banned from Facebook for calling Joss Whedon a faggot

SEGMENT 3:

- Yahoo Answers

- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

This week on Random Assault, the gang talks about how Kevin James is the harbinger of death, Mitch talks up the Vita-exclusive Monsterbag, and Alex gets in touch with his inner weeaboo. We also talk about how Yu Suzuki is a secret American, how DLC and Patreon are destroying the world, and dreams about our girlfriends and each other's girlfriends. Oh, and Matt needs to take a video of himself drinking milk while trying to remove his shirt on his balcony. Make it a hashtag. #MattManlyMilkMess

SEGMENT 1:

- Rikki Tikki Tembo

- Strega Nona

- Kevin James is a blight on this earth

- Not being able to read properly

- Yooka-Laylee

- Mortal Kombat mobile game is a pile of trash, no one is surprised

- Monsterbag

- Suicide Squad movie

SEGMENT 2:

- Marvel movie rights

- Streetpass is lame

- You have limited Streetpass game slots

- Pokemon Shuffle

- SEGA 3D CLassics (OutRun, Streets of Rage 2, AfterBurner)

- Yu Suzuki is the raddest dude

- Alex went to a disappointing Japanese festival

- Wolfcop, Manborg

SEGMENT 3:

- Matt should drink milk while taking his shirt off on his balcony and film it. Make it a hashtag.

- Kung Fury

- Alex dreamt of Mitch's girlfriend

- Mitch dreamt of Waluigi amiibo

- Matt dreamt his girlfriend had a penis

- How do penises grow?

- New Evil Dead series

- Superhero movies

- Dan vs.

- Kids' shows that have balls

- THIS JUST IN: DLC and Patreon crash the world economy

- The Aquabats

Random Assault is here with the inevitable Minor Assault about the latest installment of the Mortal Kombat franchise Mortal Kombat X. Luke "TotalMortalKombat" Cunningham and Le "Mr. Suitman" Tran joins Alex as they dissect the good and bad about the game and then dig deep into the story, where it's going and where it might end up in the nerdiest way imaginable. God, what a bunch of fucking nerds. I just want to beat them until they explode into fourteen ribcages, ten skulls and seven femurs. NERDS!

This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Rich and Jordan of the Joy of Gaming podcast! We talk about our experiences with the various gaming conventions around America, we get WAY too deep into Sonic stuff... again, and Alex hijacks the show with a meta quiz! It'll all make sense when you hear it.

SEGMENT 1:

- Gaming conventions (MAGfest, PAX, E3)

- Advent Rising, Molyneux, Dennis Dyack, and other failures

- Plot twists

- We get hardcore about Sonic

- Bad comics and movies

- The Force Awakens

- Kickstarter promises and failures

- There's a gay Mortal Kombat character

SEGMENT 2:

- Matt loves his cat more than his girlfriend

- Matt won't kill bugs

- Pennsylvania town names

- Alex hijacks the podcast with a quiz

SEGMENT 3:

- Podcasts and LPs, and how many people work

- Doing what you love on YouTube

- How Joy of Gaming started

- Daredevil

- Avril Lavigne, scene and emo girls