This week on Random Assault, hear our adventures from MAGfest 13! This episode's got it all: comedy, drama, dramedy, commas, and interviews! Listener and superfan TURbo roasts the shit out of us, and even does something unspeakable at the end of the show! This is the episode you're gonna tell your grandkids about as they check you in to the hospital for a severe case of dimentia!

This week on Random Assault, Le Tran joins us to get freaky with Freddy, sacrifice some souls, cast a shadow over Mordor, and track down some amiibo. There's also some talk of live-action anime adaptations, and the differences between the other Pokemon generations.

This week on Random Assault, we're joined by the lovely Mela Firefly as well as MarvelExplained, so I think you know what direction nearly every conversation in this episode takes. Yup. We talk a ton about Sonic the Hedgehog.

This week on Random Assault, we get into the real nitty-gritty. We talk about the stupid Sony hacks and that dumb Interview movie, how much Matt hates Aubrey Plaza for having the gall to be born in the same state that he lives in, and we discuss whether the Vita is a contender for the 3DS, and then Mitch and Kate argue for I think a half hour about PlayStation Plus, for maybe the third time since we started this stupid show.

This week on Random Assault, we talk a lot about Zelda games and which ones are the best. And then Alex chokes on cereal and the show not just flies off the rails but also crashes into a seminar for people who make sense.

This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Julia and Etai who talk about their game, Mushroom 11. We also discuss the growth of indies in the convention scene and how it might affect shows like PAX. Then we talk about surprise prolapses, and Mitch makes Matt so angry that he gives his own Cliffsnotes version of Gurren Lagann. And then we wax nostalgic about a shitload of old cartoons like the old men we are, just like everyone else on the internet with a microphone.

This week, we're joined by Dylan Tierney of FrontTowardsGamer, aka Phazon117. And we talk a buttload about Smash Bros! Is it a fighting game? Is it even a GAME?! You decide!

Nice show you got here.

It'd be a shame if something... happened to it.

This week on Random Assault, Nick Robalik of Sombrero fame is here with us to talk ethics, game design, and which foods are likely to kill you. Speaking of foods, Mitch talks about eating bald eagles and how he's responsible for bringing a child into this earth (and it's not in the way you're thinking.) Also, a guy who was on fire ordered water from a Taco Bell. Because. This one's packed to the gills with content, so enjoy!

This week on Random Assault, we're joined by a flurry of guests! Kori sits in with Mitch again, and the long-awaited appearance of RA superfans TURbo and Chris Ott! The guys jerk each other off with quotes and exerpts from the RA Wiki, (lovingly run by TURbo), then they argue about Sonic games and we get the final chapter of The Saga of Flabslapper. Oh, and two contests are announced! Be sure to listen til the third segment to find out how to win Steamalot: Epoch's Journey, and FLCL on DVD!