Random Assault Podcast

This week on Random Assault, Matt, Alex and Mitch, as well as quite a few guests, pile into Alex's sweaty fuckin' bedroom to talk about the Boston Festival of Indie Games! It devolves into the usual Random-Assault-branded malarkey, but this episode is triple-stuffed with interviews from the exhibitors at FIG! Also Matt makes Alex's action figures fuck. Cause, you know.

KILL ALL MEN! Listener Richard explains to Flabslapper what the actual fuck #GamerGate is and why people should care. Because I certainly have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore, that's for sure.

Read about it yourself and form your own opinion, but who does that anymore, right?

This week on Random Assault, Matt attempts to bring up #GamerGate, but is swiftly thwarted. So instead he talks about how he thinks Breaking Bad is a terrible, terrible show. Then he talks about watching that show that Mitch won't shut the fuck up about. And then we read another fan-fiction dedicated to Matt. Actually, it's a very Matt-oriented episode. Prepare to get depressed.

This week on Random Assault, I wasn't on this episode so I don't know what we talked about! But I assume Matt talked about not liking a movie that was great, and Kate blabbers on about Gabriel Knight. Siiiigh.

No, you didn't have a collective aneurysm. Do not adjust your monitor; episode 136 is coming out early! This is because this week on Random Assault, we have the directors of the Boston Festival of Indie Games (that's FIG to you) on the show to talk about the expo! We go over the trials and tribulations of making games despite being terrible at them, and we dive into the man, the myth, the legend himself: Guy Fieri.

BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR INTERNETS TUNED TO FIG'S TWITCH CHANNEL THIS SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6TH, 2014 FOR A SPECIAL STREAM HIGHLIGHTING SOME OF THE GAMES TO BE FEATURED AT THE FESTIVAL THIS YEAR!

This week on Random Assault, we all get spooky scary a few months too early for Halloween! Matt delves into his deep fear of loving Nintendo again, and then the second segment is a scary double-whammy about the P.T. playable teaser and Five Nights at Freddy's! Oh, and we read more Flabslapper fan-fiction! So get ready for disgusting bullshit!

This week on Random Assault, listener Tyler Head joins us, and we get super blazed 420 #SWED. And then we talk about our shared hatred for Whovians. And that stupid fucking fish playing Pokemon. God damn it.

Matt, Alex, David and Le hop on to discuss the new Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie! Cowabunga?

This week on Random Assault, Mitch invites high school chum Kevin Villecco on to talk about game music remixes! He also brings on his girlfriend, Kori! She talks about how she thinks Mitch is ultra gross and slimy! (Just kidding, we talk about dumb bullshit like a German man crying.)

This week on Random Assault, we talk about... a bunch of bullshit, really. And I don't remember any of it. Oh well. It's a good one!