Random Assault Podcast

DISCLAIMER: This Minor Assault episode and Episode 204 are part of the same episode. We had the DC Stunt Coalition guys on for the third segment, and they were so good and so enthusiastic, (plus that segment went on for almost 2 hours), we just decided to make that one Episode 204. This Minor Assault is the first two segments of what would be that full episode.

We're joined by listeners and fans alike, including TURbo, Chris Ott, Timmy Pags, and Richard Hotsauce Carolina, to recap our experiences at this year's Music and Games Festival! It should be noted that we had a LOT of people in the room by Segment 2 of this episode, so it gets rough, but it's still great!

This week on Random Assault, we're under-staffed as Matt, Kate, and David Grindheart are here to talk a lot about stuff like Star Wars, Twin Peaks, Batman, Superman... they cover a lot of topics in this week's show. Makes sense, seeing as how Mitch isn't there to de-rail them and Alex isn't there to... be Alex. Hey, at least it's stuff Kate's interested in so she doesn't go off to make a sandwich mid-episode or something!

SEGMENT 1:

- Star Wars

- Superman

- Batman

- Licensed music in cartoons and video games

- Super Mario Super Show

- Daria

- Beavis and Butthead

- GTA

- System Shock

- Youtube

- Batman Beyond

- Bridge of Spies

- Tom Hanks

- In the Heart of the Sea

SEGMENT 2:

- Hateful Eight

- Ridiculous Six

- 2015 was a good year for entertainment

- Walking Dead

- Love Actually

- Harry Potter

- Point Break remake

- Remakes

SEGMENT 3:

- Dresden Files

- Full Metal Alchemist

- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

- Star Wars Land

- Korra

- Power Puff Girls

- Evil Dead

- Twin Peaks

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we are all gorillas. Also, we talk up old UPN live-action nightmares from our childhoods, Just Cause 3, Fullmetal Alchemist, and we go and see a Star War.

SEGMENT 1:

- Alex Mack

- We are all gorillas

- King Kong

- W.M.A.C Masters

- UPN

- Saturday Morning Cartoons

SEGMENT 2:

- Catie Minx

- Skeletor

- Just Cause 3

- Until Dawn

- Linear games with slightly branching paths

- Forgotten animated sitcoms

SEGMENT 3:

- Fullmetal Alchemist

- Star Wars: The Force Awakens

- Will people be losing it over these movies in 20 years?

- Things suck as we get older

- Advertisements exist

- BAYONETTA'S IN SMASH

- Sakurai is biggest troll

- We're so behind

- Let the skeleton wedding begin

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Ryan Broley of Alchemedium to talk about A Tofu Tail, which we previously saw at Boston FIG. We also talk about Japanese myth and lore, Bill Dylan, beards, Krampus, and how Fallout 4's Commonwealth stacks up against real-world Boston in terms of accuracy.

SEGMENT 1:

- Tofu Tail

- Danny DeVito

- Japanese myth and lore

- Yo-Kai Watch

- Being an indie developer while being into games

- Pittsburg

- Mitch mixes up Billy Joel and Bob Dylan

- Alex's room is hot

SEGMENT 2:

- Humble Neo Geo Bundle

- Beards and shaving

- Azure Striker Gunvolt

- Fire Emblem Awakening

- More Fallout 4

- 100 Ft. Robot Golf

- Vib Ribbon

SEGMENT 3:

- Krampus

- Electric Boogaloo

- Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell

- Fallout 4 vs. Real Life Massachussetts

...hey, we were fans of random assault so we just decided to make the real episode 200 in their place. kthxbai

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we talk about a bunch more Fallout! Because it was November when we recorded this. Or December. I've lost all sense of what time is. We also talk about Schwartzenegger doing movie commentaries, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and we even become a ska band! Finally. The dream is realized. I guess we really don't need a 200th episode after all. Hallelujah. I quit. We quit.

SEGMENT 1:

- Fallout

- Terminator Genesys

- Citizen Kane

- Ahnold doing commentaries

- Azure Striker Gunvolt

- Kid Icarus Uprising

- "Ah, you are mother f**ker?"

SEGMENT 2:

- Cat ear headphones

- Ska/punk music

- We become a punk band

- We talk about nothing for 10 minutes

- More Fallout

SEGMENT 3:

- Equilibrium

- JonTron's new approach

- Our real names

- A Series of Unfortunate Events

- Random Assault is over forever

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Valentin joins us to talk a bunch about Bond, Metal Gear, and whether The Last of Us or Fallout 4 had the better depiction of Boston! Also, Mitch forces Matt and Alex to play HuniePop at "hey-I-bought-you-both-the-game"-point.

SEGMENT 1:

- SPECTRE

- The quality of James Bond movies

- Dave Bautista is the faggiest big guy

- Jessica Jones

SEGMENT 2:

- Metal Gear Solid V

- News flash: Konami is bad

- News flash: other game companies are bad

- Fallout 4

- Russia

- HuniePop

- HunieCam Studio

SEGMENT 3:

- Gas masks

- Games who's popularity you don't understand

- Better Boston: Fallout 4 or The Last of Us?

- Cities recreated in games

- Second games in Sony franchises are usually the best

- Edgelord Tryhard Sequels

- Boktai

Hello out there, from the glowing green jewel of the Commonwealth! Join Matt, Alex, Mitch, and listeners WillyFresh and Breener as they take a tour through Bethesda's newest janky epic (now that they've had some time to spend with it.) From the nostalgic hills of Sanctuary to the desolate wastes south of the border, we gush over Fallout 4 and its effect on our lives since it dropped back in November.

This week on the Random Assualt podcast, we have Justin Pappas of Albino Lullaby fame on! Perhaps you've heard of Albino Lullaby. It's that game with the creepy faces that look like if Tim Burton designed teeth for an educational video about gum disease! We also talk about Ben 10, the Nintendo Direct that happened back in November, and SPECTRE.

SEGMENT 1:

- No one's played Albino Lullaby

- Subtle horror

- Squirrels

- Here comes a special boy

- Sleep paralysis

- Ben 10

- Are we sociopaths?

SEGMENT 2:

- Bill? BILL? BEEL?!

- Yo-kai Watch

- Twilight Princess HD

- Cloud in Smash

- Nintendo Badge Arcade

- Splatoon

SEGMENT 3:

- SPECTRE

- Gamestop is worse than it's ever been

- Fallout 4

- Pip Boy App

- SIRI breaks the iPhone's fingerprint security

This week on the Random Assault channel, we're joined by the makers of F**ktionary, which is kind of like Cards Against Humanity meets Pictionary, if that even makes sense. We try to stump them with our own dirty definitions, but this is actually a very well-spoken episode, despite the guests and subject matter. Mitch also forces Alex to play HuniePop, we visit Crimson Peak, and we ask Jacoby Shadix some questions.

SEGMENT 1:

- F**ktionary

- We make up our own dirty definitions

SEGMENT 2:

- Magicka 2

- Spooky's House of Jumpscares

- HuniePop

- Undertale

- Five Nights at Freddy's World

- Questions for Jacoby Shaddix

SEGMENT 3:

- Mitch vs The Digital Future

- Dumb visual novels

- FLCL

- Crimson Peak

- The career of Guillermo Del Toro