Random Assault Podcast

Here's an aftershow recorded after Episode 225: Star Trek Into Blackness. Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by two special guests: Matthew Ritter and Tyler from NobiNoodle! They join us to... well, talk a lot about Star Trek, it seems. But we also reminisce about the Genesis, we come to grips with Sausage Party's existence, we talk about dead cartoons for the 3rd time this year probably, and then Kate talks some more, but this time about The Dark Tower series and Harry Potter! Or something!

SEGMENT 1:

- Star Trek: Beyond

- Sonic Mania

- Genesis games

- We've accepted that Sausage Party is real and we're okay with it

- Tiger Electronic games

- Wario Land 2

SEGMENT 2:

- More Stair Track

- Ritter's work

- Anime

- Censorship in games

- Dead cartoons

- Joe Dante

- The Magic School Bus

SEGMENT 3:

- Nanalan

- The Dark Tower

- Harry Potter

- Fighting games

- Conventions

- Nerutuu Sand Ninjers

- DC Trailers

- Steven Universe

- Modern cartoons

- Matt likes handsome women

This is the Best of Random Assault Volume 2. Here are a ton of hand-picked clips featuring some of the podcast's best moments, guests, meltdowns, and betrayals. Below is a tracklist for your convenience.

TRACK LIST:

1. Intro/Rangdong Assfault (feat. Plexusmax)

2. Is That How You Pronounce That?

[Episode 130: Is That How You Pronounce That?]

3. Matt's Escape Pod

[Episode 97: Waluigi Time!!]

4. Sadamantium

[Episode 154: Nodus Tollens Whackily]

5. Ha Ha Ha Farts and Poop (feat. WillyFresh and Josh The Nasghul)

[Boston FIG 2015 Cast]

6. Matt and Mitch Snoring (feat. Pucklet)

[Episode 157: MAGfest 13]

7. To Serve Man/Dead Strippers (feat. Cookie)

[Episode 139: A Fistful of Nickels]

8. How to Procure Groceries

[Episode 194: I'm Calling It "Typecast" Anyway]

9. Fanime (feat. Tareq)

[Episode 47: A Troll in Central Park]

10. Baby Names (feat. Seth Rosen)

[Episode 175: Can't Hungry]

11. Kate Peed in a Sock

[Episode 167: Matthew May I]

12. How Do I Tell My Son He's Gay? (feat. Brooks)

[Episode 207: Babbling Brooks]

13. Offensive Language (feat. MrSuitMan)

[Episode 186: Dark Side of the Moon Cricket]

14. Bad Emulated Genesis Music

[Episode 141: Desert Limo]

15. Bionicle (feat. The Duke of Duwang)

[Episode 124: The LEGO Episode]

16. Filthy Frank's Reality TV Show (feat. Valentin)

[Episode 198: Porn. Porn Never Changes.]

17. Clowns are Always Wacky

[Episode 154: Nodus Tollens Whackily]

18. Beards and Pubes (feat. ThatChickWithTheGoggles)

[Episode 177: Beer Goggles]

19. The Power Levels of Autism (feat. Sean Weiland)

[Episode 182: Where's the Meatus?]

20. Acorns are Smooth Dreidels (feat. Dylan from It Came From The Internet)

[Episode 187: Personal Vietnam]

21. This Is It, Guys!

[Episode 183: This Is It, Guys!]

22. Outro/Random Assault Episode 200 Rap (feat. Bron and MrSuitMan)

Here's an aftershow, recorded after Episode 224: Mr. 98!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Cameron of The Weeb Show finally infiltrates our headquarters to declare war on us for like the third time this week! After that's settled, he and the gang discuss multiple NES revival products, using anime to get to 3rd base, and we answer a big ol' batch of your questions!

SEGMENT 1:

- Bananya

- Canada

- The Sarah Connor Chronicles

- Spirit Camera

- NES Mini

- Wisdom Tree is Kickstarting an NES controller full of bible games

- Chex Quest getting an HD remake

- Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm

SEGMENT 2:

- The Weeb Show

- Little Nemo's Adventures in Slumberland

- The Japanese were monsters before we bombed them

- Using anime to get to 3rd base

- Montreal vs Toronto

- Cameron smoked 80 cigarettes at once

SEGMENT 3:

- Teeth

- Listener questions

This is the aftershow recorded after Episode 223: "The History of Kate's Balls, Part 1"! Enjoy!

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate returns after her surgery, and she and Mitch are left high and dry in Matt and Alex's absence. So, they scrape below the bottom of the barrel and bring on It Came From the Internet's David Reinhardt, so that he can constantly complain (incorrectly, I may add), that Mitch is wrong about everything. Mitch talks about Sonic because this is a normal episode of the show, the gang discusses great modern cartoons currently airing, and we take your questions! Also, this episode was quite literally recorded before a live audience, so that happened.

SEGMENT 1:

- Kate's ass cyst

- Renaissance faire

- Lifetime movies

- Girls Gone Wild

- Kate's surgery

- CyberConnect2 makes bad games

- Pokemon Go

- Sonic 4 isn't that terrible

- Batman Arkham Knight IS that terrible

- Movies are bad

SEGMENT 2:

- Gravity Falls

- Starr vs. the Forces of Evil

- Fandom

- We Bare Bears

- Mitch's dick queefed

- Books are still gay

- Furi

- Ramen

- Laser Quest

SEGMENT 3:

- It Came From the Internet

- Heroes

- Drugs

- Weird cartoons

- Q&A

A bonus aftershow recorded after Random Assault Episode 222: 222-Love-Ru.

This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jessie Saenz joins us to answer that age-old question: subs or dubs? We also discuss The Land Before Time, pooping your pants, the difference between donkeys and mules (because Mitch is an idiot and an accidental racist), and those weird Mac 'n' Cheetos things Burger King is selling. But first, let's take it over to Momar. MO!

SEGMENT 1:

- Ecchi shows

- Berserk

- Subs vs dubs

- Samurai Jack revival

- The Land Before Time

- Deus Ex: Human Revolution

- Final Splatfest: Callie or Marie?

SEGMENT 2:

- Rhythm Heaven Megamix

- Pooping your pants

- Musicals

- Steam summer sale

- Donkeys and mules

- Mexico

- Chick shoving Spaghetti-Os in her vagina

SEGMENT 3:

- Our banners

- Mitch is an accidental racist

- The Vlastic stork

- Mac 'n' Cheetos

- Chik-Fil-A

- Alex is in the middle of D-Day

- Busting one in Pooh's a-hole

- Racist teams

- Lethal Weapon

- Kate's ass

Another bonus aftershow for you guys! Free of charge! Let us know if you like these, as we plan to keep doing them until they are no longer funny. Which should take, like... 5 episodes.