Random Assault Podcast

The fap-off continues! And what an upset it ends up being! Also, we talk about Dreamworks movies (including the pre-3D ones), and Alex vehemently defends Hoodwinked. Because... it's a good movie? I guess?

GIGA... DRILL... PODCAAAAAAAAAAST!! Yes, it's another Minor Assault, and this time it's one that Mitch said would be coming out for months. Join Mitch, Jayson, Jake, and Breen as they do the impossible and see the invisible, as well as gush about this wonderful little anime about robots, willpower, manly souls clashing, and never giving up. First half is (almost 100%) spoiler-free, 2nd half is a spoilerfest. You've been warned!

Get ready to get angry and punch out some gods with a new Minor Assault, this time about Asura's Wrath! Matt and guest star Jake Petersen go over this wonderful little gem of a title.

This week's episode is positively orgasmic! Ahp! Before you kill me for that one, I have a "Tell One Bad Joke And Not Be Murdered" card. Suck it. Anyway, this week we talk about vintage media players, Sonic getting fat, and we do the first half of what is either the best or worst thing we've ever done.

Calling all browncoats! Listen to Tony, Kate and Matt gush about Firefly, The Greatest Show Ever Made™©® in this newest Minor Assault special!

Luke, aka TotalMortalKombat, joins us for an episode where we talk about farts, poops, weird toilets and restaurants, cum shots (not the kind you're thinking of), and a lot of talk about how Americans are fatass slobs. It's a loud, rip-roarin' episode with just a touch of the outback!

Oh, wow! We got a full line-up for you guys! It's a podcast jam-packed full of funny. Mitch and Matt regail the the tale of The Unfinished Swan, Alex continues his rare game saga, Tony gushes about Guyver, and Mitch asks the all-important question that has plagued mankind for eons: why do people put salt on their watermelon?

Ooo, Alex wasn't invited to the Gurren Lagann Minor Assault. And Kate's just her usual bitchy self. So Alex made them pay... with their lives. ...And then Alex, Matt and Tony had a completely normal, relatively fatality-free podcast! Alex talks about his newfound love for Naughty Bear, the guys talk about the new Pokemon games, and then... more rare game talk!

Ending song is "Wake Up" by DeepNorth!

Come, now! Pick your piece and let's get this game a-rollin'! Meanwhile Alex can tell you about watching more of Regular Show, and his disdain for Adventure Time! Tony'll talk about a rare, literally-one-of-a-kind rom that he almost got his hands on, we'll go over special editions of board games, and lastly, Alex watched a buttload of anime! Now hit play on your media player and collect $200, because this episode might be over before the end of an actual game of Monopoly.

Matt, Kate and Tony start off by talking about Django Unchained and other Tarantino flicks, then Mitch hops on just in time to discuss Assassin's Creed 3. Then the whole thing goes to shit as Mitch tries to defend Final Fantasy XIII and eventually it turns to stories of Matt's masturbatory habits, as usual.