Random Assault Podcast

This week, Sol "Kazmo" Stockdon joins us to talk about the recently-unveiled Grand Theft Auto V gameplay, the EVO fighting game tournament, Persona 4, Mitch's Dance Dance Revolution/In the Groove obsession, Sonichu... oh, and Kate opens things up with a story about anus piercings. It's a grab-bag of random bullshit! So give it a listen!

Segment 1 of this episode inexplicably got lost somehow so enjoy a somewhat shorter episode of the podcast! It's not so much a lost episode as it is a lost segment, so that's not all bad, right?

This week is an action-packed romp full of 80's and 90's nostalgia! So, it's just like every other episode we do, but with more explosions. Matt makes a connection to Miami, Tony breathes in the Atmosfear, Mitch takes us through some Worlds of Wonder, Alex sees it, and we all wonder how they hell they managed to port Resident Evil to Game Boy Color.

This week, Alex regails tales from the west coast, including Los Angeles follies and Disneyland dreams. Mitch, meanwhile, keeps it on the east coast with Hotline Miami, and Matt discovers that he actually likes some Disney movies.

This week, we muse on breakfast cereals, point-and-click adventure games, prolapses, and something about bear-sized animals. It's a hoot!

This week we talk about chiptunes and the train wreck that is the Xbox One hahahahAHHAHAHAHAH

This week, we reminisce about the Tiger Electronics LCD games of old, as well as have a bit of a discussion on ad revenue, while we tear blip.tv a new one. It's a good episode, so be sure to hunker down for another 2 hours of fun fun FUN

This is it. This might be one of the sickest, funniest, most depraved things we've ever done. This was so big we originally had to split it into two separate episodes of the podcast. But now you get to listen to all 2 depressing hours full of spicy secrets and Phantom Points, in one digestable mp3 file.

Long story short: we found a list of achievements about jerking it, and decided to see who out of the co-hosts had the most. Tony is the Master of Ceremonies considering his stance on masturbation, and many startling revelations are found during this competition. The results will definitely surprise you. Or maybe not, I dunno. Maybe this is the first episode you're thinking of listening to. (If so, you might want to consider listening to an actual, standard episode of the show.)

I don't actually remember what happened on this episode, so hopefully no one is reading this description since I plan on changing it later once I've gone back and listened to it again. But knowing me, I'll probably forget.

Ok, this week is a silly one. Like really, really silly. Something about Final Fantasy: All the Bravest, and a virtual Japanese pop-star pizza fusion, and after the 2nd segment Mitch just kinda... leaves the show?? Yeah, it's a weird one but since it's an episode we hosts loved, you people will probably hate it.