Random Assault Podcast

This week, Le "MisterSuitMan" Tran joins us to talk about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. And more JoJo. And more JoJo. We talk a shitload about JoJo. Get ready to elaborately pose with us.

This week, if it wasn't obvious by the banner, we take a somber moment to remember Justin "JewWario" Carmical, who was an awesome dude and someone very important to Random Assault. Don't worry, it's not all tears and mourning, we just wanted to pay tribute, so we also talk about import games that you can play (in the spirit of his show), and we also go way too far down the "foreign versions of Sesame Street" rabbit hole.

This time, Richard Hotsauce Carolina joins us for our 109th week in the computer. I wasn't on this episode so I have no idea what we talked about, but I'm sure it was full of hilarity and silliness.

This week, Marco Villa- ...Villapalanpanda... Villalpando joins us and talks art with our fellow art hosts, Mitch and Alex. And then Mitch talks about going to... get this: a farm show. Yes, really. It was awesome. And then Alex complains about Starbomb or something. At least this time his extremely overdone anger is warranted.

Yet another three-person affair, this week gets a little silly. Alex talks about that new Batman game that no one cared about, Mitch turns the Brony documentary into a drinking game, and Kate talks about Kraft Macaroni and Ch- ...I mean, "Kraft Dinner". Even though Kraft makes OTHER THINGS THAN THAT YOU STUPID ASSHOLES.

Also, now I'm really disappointed that we didn't call the episode "Brony Friendzoni, Cheese and Macaroni"...

It's another three-man show, and things get a little silly. After Kate reveals the intricacies of the fabled Mario timeline to all of us, the hosts start to berate obsessive fans of all forms of media. Now, we're not going to single out a particular fandom, but we do talk about how we hate fans of a show that has to do with a Doctor. Who, you ask? Wow. I can't believe I wrote that.

Random Assault is leaving their Christmas decorations out a little late this year and we're giving you a big batch of holiday cheer. Whimsy and magic is abound and the gang finds themselves in another Christmas mishap. This episode is longer than both our last ones COMBINED and covers just about every base for storytelling and genre. SO enjoy and have a Happy holiday season and a wonderful New Year... you ungrateful bastards.

This week, it's every body but our two most vocal hosts, so you'll have to make do with Mitch and Kate mostly blabbing on about old Archie comic series, Sonic, and the Metroid series. Despite that rather un-appetizing description, it's a great episode.

This week, Kate follows Mitch's financial advice and gets a Wii U, so expect quite a bit of Mario talk. Then, Tony and Mitch attempt to talk about the BEST SHOW EVER, and then we talk a lot about James Bond, almost exactly 100 episodes too late for a James Bond-themed banner.

This week, Matt hates things! Big surprise. But... he also likes things? ...Big surprise! ...No, that wasn't sarcasm, that was genuine. And we also talk a lot about Charlie Murder, because that's been WEEKS coming, now. And then I think we set our own record for the shortest third segment ever. Oh, and Mitch doesn't like Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One. Whoop-dee-doo.