Random Assault Podcast

This week, Daniel Menard of Double Stallion Games comes on to answer your (somewhat stupid) questions and talk about their kick-ass iOS title, Big Action Mega Fight! (or BAMF for short). Some laughs are had and then Mitch gets all Wonderful on everyone's asses, in 101 very different ways. Then, we talk a lot about animal penises. A LOT.

Be sure to check out Double Stallion's website, and be sure to download Big Action Mega Fight for your Apple device today!

We're back like we're about to fight Professor Screweyes. A bit of a mish-mash of hosts but still: more Random Assault! Yay! Hooray! And why is it that Dave is always on after one of our milestone episodes?

Yes, it's that time of the year again, and this time we don't have any mishaps with cyber-demons or last-minute ghost stories to tell you! Instead I just act like a real jerk! OOOoooOOOOooooOOOO

With Pokémon X & Y hitting stores shelves a couple weeks ago, the world, once again has Pokerus and Random Assault couldn't be happier. Join Alex, Mitch, Kate, Josh and Rich as they relive their childhoods and introductions to the series and then rocket you into the present with X & Y.

Here it is! After two and a half years of Random Assault, we've finally hit the bench mark that ultimately means a show isn't going anywhere (or will immediately stop.) This episode is filled with so much I can't even begin. Behind the scenes stories, what could have been, explainations for stuff you've probably wondered and surprises I'm not fucking telling you here. Enjoy the episode and thanks for all the support over the years.

Mitch and Kate take Tony on a magical mystery tour through a genre of game he's often dared not to tread: role-playing games! The three talk about various highlights from the genre as well as some of the big-name series like Pokemon and Final Fantasy. If you're a newbie to RPGs, give this one a listen and you might just discover some new games that could very well end up being your new favorites!

This week we have a ton to talk about since we skipped one of the more important weeks in gaming. Mitch returns to the simulated streets of Steelport, Alex makes us want to buy action figures as well as take up gardening, and Kate gives us a disappointing glipse at the future of gaming.

This week's episode is like an angry sandwich. First, Alex and Matt complain about the Penny Arcade podcast Kickstarter, then Mitch celebrates the announcement that Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney is getting released in North America, and sings the praises of both series, and then Mitch dies or something and the guys talk about the retardation that is YouTube.

WEH HEH HEH! WAAAAAAAAAALUIGI NUMBAH WAN!

Hoo boy. We have a very theater-themed episode this week. Pretty much everyone saw a different movie worth mentioning, and then Kate drops a bomb on us with some rather disgusting pictures of an abandoned porno theater. And Alex talks about Vocaloid or something. Break out your blacklights, it's about to get sticky.