We're joined by our first guest in a while. Le's been one of the best and brightest of our fan artists and this week he creeps to the microphone like an assassin to discuss all manner of art, tomfoolery, appropriate school conduct and fine clothing.

It's Minor Assault Mortal Kombat edition! With your hosts Alex Cabral, Tony Johnson and SPECIAL GUEST Luke Cunningham (TotalMortalKombat) we bring you a fandom like no other. Coving just about everything MK from games to other media, the fantstically awesome to the terribly horrific, and everything else we can find to refference. IT HAS BEGUN!!!

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Alex's lazy ass not sending me a lineup

Drew returns from a record-breaking 7-episode hiatus, and it turns out, he spent his time actually playing games. SEE! Drew bring content. HEAR! Drew talk a lot. FEEL! The shock and awe of his cohosts.

Oh, maaaannnn...this week's all about getting drunk and stoned with your friends. It's totally mellow maaannn....grab your Cheetos and get ready for the Random Assault Bongcast.

Through dubious means, we come back to you from beyond the grave! How? Well, that would be telling, wouldn't it? Despite the strain of resurrection, we decided to carry on with our mission to delight you all everydfgsdfhkjwr;..llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Aww, who cares. We're back and David Rhinehart of The Pow Block is here!

Tony and Mitch take you on a fast, blue-colored journey through the redemption of Sega's hyperactive little mascot! It's just two Sonic fans geeking out over one of the character's best recent games!

Holy mother of f***, this episodes is absolutely jam-packed with everything you want from an RA episode. Game talk, community service, listener (sorta) questions, interviews, and a ton of petty bickering. Settle into your comfy chair for this epic-length episode.

Hello and welcome to a brand new Random Assault series called Minor Assault! This new show will be a way for us to discuss topics that we cannot bring up on the main Random Assault cast or to accompany articles such as the Full Metal Alchemist cast by Kate and Jayson. And before anyone asks, yes, I stole this idea from Kate and am now claiming it as my own, like any great boss would do!

Billy 'Willyfresh' Fretshl joins Matt in the secret Random Assault Podcave under an abandoned Circuit City to discuss all things Spider-man! Here is a taste of some of the things we talked about!