Random Assault Podcast

What?! A real girl? Alex brings home his special lady to meet the cast, and instead of any semblance of decorum, we ramble our way through discussions on pornography, body parts, and the power of the human spirit. Meanwhile, Kate grapples with her Pinocchio complex. It’s a laid back, shoot-the-s*** kinda show this week, so gather round and let us whisper sweet nothings in your ears.

With no one responsible to supervise us, we produce… an on-topic, relatively filth-free podcast?! This can’t be right. Well, anyway, this week Drew tells us everything we never cared about Dead Island and Catherine, Tony brings us iPhone apps, a Community Service brought to you by Sesame Street, and Kate incurs the wrath of the Comic Nazi.

Two guests in a row? The one and only Ben Coughman joins us this week. We tried to get rid of him, but he just wouldn’t leave. It’s Christmas in September as we discuss family holiday traditions, new and fun uses for citrus fruit, and the ghost of 90s past.

I have no idea what happened because I forgot. So this landing page is now all about me.

Mark 'breener' Breen pays us a visit from the land of alcoholism and gingers, to discuss whether on not there really is gold at the end of that rainbow.

No, you didn't miss an episode of the best filthy podcast no one ever comments on. After a wild evening involving a fish, a wizard, and a tugboat, Matt went on a wonderful vision quest through the barren wastelands of Delaware, which destroyed his ability to count. Long story short, he made 25 first.

CARTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS! We’re adults, you know. Talking about all the bulls*** of our childhood and how nothing is as good as it was… except that everything is a ripoff of what it was. From Nicktoon to Beavis and Butt-Head (we like the full spectrum) Mitch, Matt, Drew, Kate go on and on and on and on and on and aon (okay, you know I’m reffering to Mitch, right?) Just shut up and enjoy.

A clusterf*** of awesome. We welcome a very special guest and devoted fan to the cast and we go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Oh yeah, and we do some community stuff. Honestly, I don’t remember what we talked about but I remember having a lot of fun. Tune in and see what I’m talking about… then tell me what happened. Like I said, I totally forget.

A triumphant return from our Cast-Daddy Matt and an expected appearance from our tenchnology depraved every-guru Alex make Tony and Drew play up things like we’ve needed in a while. Yeah, we decided to do a good episode again. Going back to our roots and assembling the cast from our very first episode, let’s see if we can bring you guys back to liking us… anyone?! We talk about zombies and some other s*** and Matt does his COMMUNITY SERVICE which is not only unexpected, but goofy as s***!

Chaos continues to reign supreme as Matt is still nowhere to be found leaving our hosts without a guide and, with Alex still in technical hell, lost to fight off Mitch’s loquaciousness and claw their way to the internet.