Random Assault Podcast

Nyahahahahaha! Oh what memories! This was the time when I STRUCK A MORTAL BLOW to Alex's laptop, rendering it lifeless AND FULL OF BEES. This resulted in that ANNOYING PISS DRIP Mitch having to do all the art and banners! Turns out he did a pretty good job though...er...I AM SLABFLAPPER LORD OF MAYHEM!

Perhaps bringing content to the show was the best idea we ever had. Inaccurrately named, this episode is nonstop as we talk about everything from sitcoms to cancelled TV shows, community to our own self hatred… oh, and, of course, video games… cause we do that.

We join our four hosts as they face their greatest challenge yet: figuring out how to make content after 14 weeks of talking about nothing. Will they find a way? How will they do it?! Tune in next week for… I mean, this week… Download the damn episode.

I screwed this episode up real good, and precious Matthew didn't even know it was me yet! YOU FOOLS! Do you not realize that I am the Master of the Arcane?!

This week is the best week in world history. Remember exactly where you were the day this event took place, because we’re ready to rock all the balls you’ve ever had right the f*** off. Curtis “zabu_san” Stone from the podcast PCN-Gen joins in on our absolute ridiculousness, and boy is it a treat. Someday, mankind will evolve to the point that our ears will form their own mouths. On that day, they can thank us for this podcast.

So… here’s the deal: every podcast has a bad episode. Our earlier episodes were pretty bad, but the jokes were good and they could be worth listening to. This one, though… ugh… this one will go down as our “Bad” one. So endure with us as we take you through a laundry list of things you don’t do for a podcast. So bad that Alex starts getting mad and fighting with everyone through most of the first hour. It’s a a mess. (Editor's Note: Alex is a baby)

This week every single member shows up to the show directly after waking up. Will their massive fatigue keep them from being lude, loud and loquacious? Nope. We bring up the obligatory rapture and… hell, I don’t know, we’re all over the place. You should get how this works by now.

This week, Drew comes back and he has a lot to catch up with. Clearly we haven’t lost our touch and, somehow, we have more subjects to talk about than usual. Learn how to save money by PC gaming, talk about current gamer rage and get some more long overdue 3DS reactions. Oh man are we timely!

Have you ever put four tazmanian devils into a burlap sack and then violently kicked them down the stairs? No? Well then, you’re about to hear something you’ve never heard before. Join Random Assault as hosted by the four loudest, outspoken and downright quoteable members all at once. Your ears will either bleed or orgasm. Then, the third segment takes it down a notch and digs deep into their minds as we find out what horrifies them to the core. Be afraid…

As we wipe our feet on the welcome mat of Front Towards Gamer, we kick things off with a James Bond themed podcast. Why? Because we’re incredibly unfunny and number things in triple digits. But, you know us, we can barely stay on topic when it’s about something we enjoy. Let alone something we barely care about. And if you DON’T know us, HI we are Random Assault: the best thing to ever happen to audio. Enjoy everyone!