The Uberminsches, the gods of paper and pencil, the people who wear tights to punch people in the face! The heroes of our childhood have long since been in our hearts as glorified psychos murdering poor people because they had to feed their families, but are they really heroic? I have no idea, I've completely forgotten what we talked about and I'm fuggin sloshed yo. Ha! Enjoy! *SPOILERS for: Your love life.

Peanuts! Calvin and Hobbes! The Boondocks! Probably others? All worthy of tv shows? I mean yeah but respect for authors wishes.... doesnt matter! Point is, we talk about em! And more! Probably. *SPOILERS FOR: Titanic.

Silverware, who needs it? Fuck you thats who. Lets rant about it! *SPOILERS: You left your kitchenware on the stove, and your stove on, and the kitchen sink on. Crazy, all spoiled.

Everyone loves a new segment! Probably! Today we're gonna go into the symbology of random shizz, starying with Rise Against, The Dirt Whispered. A pretty good song from a pretty good artist that has some interesting means of telling a story! Lets break it down and rant about it!

You ever wonder whatd be like to have 1 out of 6 chance for random bullshit to affect your life with seemingly no rhyme nor reason? Neither have we! So we said screw it, we'll take from the realm of absolute improbablity to create an answer to a question no one asked, INCLUDING OURSELVES! Where else can you find such delightfilly transdimensional hijinks? Stargate SG1? NO! RIGHT HERE! Enjoy!

Kung fu movies are amazing, kung fu movies with Pitbull.....exist. To tell the truth it isn't gonna be anyones favorite but it sure does get depressing! And weird! Depressing and weird is an apt combo! But kinda cool! Just listen and you'll get the idea. *SPOILERS! For Blood Money (Duh)

Aliens! What about em? This movie is! Let's find out more about this movie found at the back of our subconscious nooowwww! *SPOILERS FOR: This movie, duh.

Alright, didn't mean to put this one out but since people already listened, fuggit. Welcome to our first edited episode! It may surprise you but we have yet to edit an episode, until now! Hopefully the qualities a bit better but even if not theres only 10 of you so really we just did it for us. Anyway listen to whatever the hell this is now! Or don't! Fuck you! *SPOILERS! Probably.

Happy Mothers Day! This episode doesnt have anything to do with mothers but it does have to do with the crimes of the beloved and usually rich seemingly saintly deeply princesses! What could the be imprisoned for? Arson? Tax fraud? Probably the most likely is disturbing the peace with all the god damn singing. Enjoy! *SPOILERS for like Disney movies or whatever I dont know.

Alright, we're not gonna lie, we have no idea what we're doing. We DO know that we are doing everything we feel like at the moment. Like talking massive shit about nothing. IE RANTINING! Enjoy! Its not the quantity its the "quality". Ha! *NO SPOILERS except that life can be kind of a bummer.