Alright, bith the title and this sehment went on a bit long but we're still gonna throw them out there like a baseball reference. Anywho, the patron saints of random bring to you insight on what it means to us or how we feel about long running characters like Mickey except not trying to buy our childhoods. NO SPOILERS but likely bad references.

Gotta say, we love us some weird shizz. Aliens.... other stuff, and now magic. Also flags. When we say magic we of course mean whatever you want it to mean because thats whay mahic does. When we say flags we of course mean the ones you use when (insert joke here.) *NO SPOILERS unless you dont wanna know what our favorite flags are.

We stick to basics with body language that speaks beyond our written words, and try something new by judging people qho may be deemed "asshole". Being we all have one, we're designated to put forth our opinions of others assholes. Take that as far out of context as you will. *NO SPOILERS

Wheel of morality turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Morality can be a strange subject, greater goods, lesser evils, but what is it? Fucked if I know, but today we talk about it! Hope you enjoy it cause it went a tad longer than anticipated. *NO SPOILERS, but any issues we will consult our gods on.

Yes, somehow, we ended up doing an entire episode on Babylon 5. No hate, show seems pretty good, but considering it was less than intentional I'm mainly surprised it has way more depth than I would have thought. Just put it on the list of possible binge watches and call it good. *SPOILERS for bits of story and character arcs.

A bit late which is totesmy bad but that seems to be the theme! Anyway, we rant a bit about good artists who do bad things and what we should do about their work as well as architecture and all of its glorious gloriousness! *NO SPOILERS but no lack of just the best topics of discussion.

Hey yall, its more than 300 days before Christmas again so lets celebrate with a bad reading of A Christmas Carol. Why? Cause its called the Random Rant Generator and we just fuggin felt like it. *SPOILERS! For A Christmas Carol (Obviously)

To celebrate 2021 we're looking at probably the longest shortest year of our collective lives, 2020 and really feeling each major event week by week.. Hope you like whatever the hell that clusterf*** was! *SPOILERS! For the documentary.

This episode is a bit darker than others but we felt it was good to have a conversation about things that can be said is relatable from a broad perspective. We've all had issues, but if we can talk about them maybe they won't be so bad eh? NO SPOILERS, but if you or anyone needs help be upfront and please be considerate and caring. Oh we also talk about music videos but we'll get to those.

Hello fellow humans! Today we're getting deep into space with talks about aliens and then down to earth with our rant about new norms. If you think we're all alone in the universe, or even in existence, well your probably wrong? Your definitely not alone when the whole world changes before our very eyes! Sit back relax and let the biogel soothe your cranium jucies.