Random Richards

1nce again we are super late with a podcast. We got Rio's fascination with Valentine's Day, Cock Soup tasting and bent dicks. We got Easter chocolate Jesus hands. Kanye vs. Skeet and his stem player. The slap heard round the world. Rio vs. Putin. We are all eating farts, deal with it. 

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Format change. Jelly Ice Cubes? Coregasms getting you to put in that workout. Micro organic robots that reproduce!!! The lady at Dollar General with Clifford the big red dog. Shitty gifts. Woman whips out a titty to feed her kitty. I don't care how it's made stop it. Urinal splashing and fake booties. Who wants some NyQuil chicken? The bum with the war & peace sign. McDonalds Hacks menu. The guy with the tiny jacket who escaped my ridicule. He just vanished into thin air like he was Batman. Fat Joe's boots. Joe Rogan: who gives a sh!t. 

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Back again with a freestyle episode. Rio loses his shit on the anti-vax crew due to the new Optimus Prime variant. A woman does an unspeakable thing to her husbands pet. We take a ride down memory lane in a Taxi while paging the ladies. Pumpkin spice, messed up kids' names. Sign language while driving and good things the pandemic has brought us. So sit back and have yourself a big ole glass of Grape Flav or Aid. 

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After another long hiatus, we're back! Rio is way too serious and sucks ass! We're talking wedding objections and  milk crates. Crazy frivolous lawsuits. A little music talk about Verzuz and modern hip hop's issues. We got more "original" resignations. Russ and his dress, FedEx driver refusing to deliver packages. A scandalous theft and hit and run. The ultimate shopping list and relationship contract?  Watch out for those pizza rolls!

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The numero uno Dick is back! Talking anti vaxcers and 24 hour adult stores. You'd be surprised at what you can buy at your local Walgreens. More men with purses. When shooting around do you get a layup after a miss? Shitty Victorias Secret Karen and shitty door dash driver. Entire stores are continuing to quit all at once. Cheating hubby pulls quite a move on his preggo wife. Compass on a walking stick...hmm....sounds practical. Thug Life and Crocs. Jake Paul's genius. Kanye's new album vs. Drakes new album.  Who wants some Cock?.......Soup that is....

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We're back!!! After a long hiatus the Richards return with a bevy of topics to discuss. Trans conundrum: Sir/Maam/? Cancel culture: Victorias Secret, Michael B Jordan's Jouvert Rum, Slave 1 (Boba Fett's ship), Spill your guts(James Cordon), Superheroes eating snooch(sorry Batman), Negro(not that one, the Spanish word for the color black), Rachel Nichols. Logan and Floyd played you. F*ck your chicken sandwich rankings! Chick writes a check her boyfriend can't cash. Waffle house fantasy football bet.  Where's Waldo at a convenience store in Edmonton, Canada. McDonalds and Texas, the gift that keeps giving. Spirit Airlines Seafood Boil.....buckle up!

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Rio is fully vaccinated! Suck on deez COVID! Vaccination incentives? U-hauls for rental cars? My favorite place to get a MT Dew Slurpee.... Driverless delivery from Dominos? How's that gas hoarding working out? Matty in the morning. Crypto currency geniuses.  Not my Ms. Universe....My MU gotta have some sweet curves. Where are my smart friend at? Two Words....ButtF&cker 3000 or is that three words? Whatever....

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Let's talk George Floyd and protests and running over protesters......Nah let's talk about Caitlin for Governer! USA! USA! Ketchup packet shortage? Not on my watch. The jumbotron at your local sporting event. Woke Disney guy, you're  ruining his fantasies. Seinfeld/King of Queens longevity. Guy proposes with 5 different rings.....good luck dummy. Chick Fil A rewards at my son's school. I don't know what you heard about this Japanese guy, but he's a mutha f'ing P-I-M-P. Sh|tting at the office.

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Back in effect...After a small hiatus due to unforeseen circumstances Rio has to get some shit off his chest. More mask idiots with an additional temperature tool. Rio is the king of parking spaces. YouTube and their stupid copyright BS. Paycheck in pennies? Funny but inappropriate racial crap....If he only kept out the Asian stuff...Gold Jerry! Gold!! Pizza Crust is Mandatory in this household!

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Is Governor Cuomo done? Episode 32 edit and Rob flicking his Bic. Poor Jeremy Lin was called a bad name. Dan Dakich from ESPN criticized for doing his job. Chick tweets out boyfriends porn history. Dr Seuss partial cancellation. Innovative woman and her "mask". Mr. Potato Head cancelled? Biden chooses a suspect player in Mario Kart. Epic Granny does not f*ck around with her purse. Bath and Body works: enter the arena....FIGHT!!!

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