Random Richards

It's election week and COVID is fighting like Rocky Balboa, it just won't go down.  Chicago sisters stab a guy 27 times in Chicago cuz he had the audacity to ask them to put on a mask. Police openly promoting Trump while in uniform. France teacher beheaded for showing depictions of Mohammed. Ride or die Colorado couple refuses to leave home with fatal wildfires impending. (What would Rio do?) Politicizing movies now? (Borat) Rudy Giuliani caught with his hands in his pants. (He who is without sin may cast the 1st stone). Jeffrey Toobin caught red(rocket) handed! Turn the cam off for Christ sake Jeff!!! The snooze button is not your friend. Neither are laugh tracks. Much like our Curb vs. Big Bang we have a Breaking Bad / Walking Dead standoff. 
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VOTE!
VOTE!

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Hunter Biden's laptop mysteriously shows up 2 1/2 weeks before the election....(insert thinking emoji).  Dr. Fauci is an idiot....Trump's words not ours.  Dr. Atlas gets tweet removed for being an asshole and spreading bullshit.  Ukrainian COVID denier / fitness influencer dies of something at the age of 33....wonder what it is. Halloween 2020!!! Wait we got masks, what's the problem? Living in a grocery store, good idea. Getting caught living in a grocery store, bad idea. Just what was that woman up to putting on makeup in the Publix parking lot? Guy finds a box of 8 year old Twinkies in his basement. What does he do with them? Stop ruining your leftover pizza!

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We got planned kidnappings. We got Superman Trump with COVID immunity. Thoughts and prayers for everyone and everything! Republicans screwing with the election. African American cop with 3 kills in 5 yrs, no charges, no protests. Boston jogger gets stopped by ICE. What could have possibly sent this Arkansas man over the edge to the point where he murdered someone and got over 100 years? Danny Green got death threats because he missed a shot? Tony Dungy said it's a blessing in disguise that Dak Prescott's ankle was sideways looking back at him. Bill Burrs SNL monologue got some blow back.....why ? No seriously, why? Russ Westbrook's $8,000 tip....yawn, not impressed. These kids don't watch TV and they don't know what they're missing. (It's not the shows). Viral sensation long boarding, cranberry juice drinking, Fleetwood Mac singing Doggface208. 

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Our thoughts on the presidential debate. BLM = Antifa? Kentucky police major gets cancelled. Shaq and Barkley get crap for perfectly rational takes about the Breona Taylor tragedy. The Road Warriors aka LOD, RIP Animal. Amazon Payment tech and indoor drones. Grand Central Station Mancave - Rob has the perfect defense for the perpetrators. National X Day? We might just try and pay off someone and make a National Random Richards Day.....gonna need a lot of donations for that one. Let's play battle of the wills. Berkeley California bans junk food at the register, Rio does not approve. Breakfast items that need to go. Rob said the smartest thing he's ever said on the podcast. A bonus ice cream hack from Rio that will change your life!

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Lots of action and excitement in this one. No not really, just two dummies talking about red states vs. blue states. The White House vs. the CDC. The Notorious RBG. Some dummies knowingly sent their kid to school with COVID. Iowa anit-mask pastor gets it. Gina Carano getting cancelled by the Trans community. Kanye Wests latest antics. Rob's obsession with the change shortage...(just use a debit card already GEEZ!). Price is right using male models. Psychics or Psychos? Fashion garbage and fast food value.

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Strap in ladies and gents. After a short layoff the boys get heavy with wildfires, protests, and politics before people. Suckers and losers? Wait let me say that again. Suckers and losers??? No one gets a free pass on R&R, not Tucker Carlson, not Aubrey Huff, not Brian Urlacher. Even fat lovable Andy Reid doesn't get a free pass. We're talking police reform, racial divides and more cancel culture.  Funny stuff right? The boys definitely play the hits. Why you got no brothas on the wall Sal? On the lighter side we hit on sports, the new batman, Milana Vayntrub aka the AT&T girl, game shows, and judge shows. 

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Rio was wrong!(again). Drowsy Rob puts toothpicks in his eyelids to try and stay awake while listening to Rio's bull crap. More trigger happy shooters. White House embracing Qanon? Fox News runs the white house. Mike Milbury gets the door for the rest of the playoffs because the NHL is softer than baby poop. Jurassic Park begins as we now are messing with mosquitoes.  Dangers of the Internet?...Recipes! WAP/Cardi B. The new Suicide squad movie should be something else. Marshmallows only Lucky Charms are the indicator of a psychopath. 

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This episode would have been up sooner, but it was slowed down by the USPS. They also slowed down Yeezy and mad him late to file his candidacy papers. A plague in the year 2020? Whoulda thunk? Celebs ca$hing in on liquor. Screw getting rid of TikTok we need Trump to get rid of their influencer parties. WHERE'S VIRGIL? The Million Dollar Kids need a smack!!! Japanese public toilet innovation, I can see you.....don't go H.A.M. on your ham. Auto brewery syndrome? I'm so wasted bro. Fast food items that have come and gone and for God sake can someone please bring Rio a chili cheese burrito?!

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This episode is sponsored by Random Richards Insurance. We do not advertise so we pass the savings on to you....Unless you don't retweet us, re-post us, or basically tell us how awesome we are. In this episode we talk about wacky doctors, wacky anti-maskers, and mask blamers (Louie). Parking lot meetings, NBA jerseys, and where to get nuts. Spoiler alert, do not search for "nuts" using search engines! Rio almost gets a very important appendage sawed off. Shitty pizza and beer. Beef protesters protesting the King. Rio calls for free speech in the courts! Pimple poppers who are probably in Sturgis. The Freedom To Breathe Agency and viral video jerk offs. Did Rob have ANOTHER sandwich eaten?  

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Masks, masks, and more masks.....with swastikas on them? Wtf is the government doing with unemployment? Rio is doing fatboy cartwheels and somersaults because sports is back!!! Observations of a new Florida resident. Rio's favorite curb episode. The mysterious phenomenon occurring at Rob Oh's job. Somehow his sandwiches keep getting eaten....Rio is not condoning this trend.....not at all.....  

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