Random Ship

Oh Hey, welcome to the Random Ship. We are taking the week off, but we didn't wanna leave your ears lonely. Enjoy this compilation of every one of Allan's Ship Facts from our First Year of cruising aboard the Random Ship.

See you next week!

Welcome on board the Random Ship for this week's voyage. We celebrated our 50th episode and one year pod-iversary in the most random ways possible. We learn which phrases literally annoy us to death, we feel meta about lasting a year, and we couldn't care less about it.

• Did you know Polar Bears are Clear not White?
• The Great Wall is kind of edible?
• Canada has an boat-load of lakes!

All this and more on our Pod-iversary Spectacular.

Hey there, welcome aboard the Random Ship for this our 49th voyage. On this week's Halloween spectacular, we answer the age old question, can Bernie Sanders get any sexier? We also learn the difference between elbows and nipples, and confess our deepest fears.

• What are the hottest costumes of 2021?
• Which tree deserves a spot in the hall of fame?
• Why are frogs the worst?

All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.

Welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. It took 48 episodes but Holt finally started a beef with WWE Superstar John Cena. We also learn when not to squeeze the Charmin and the secret ingredients to the infamous Big Mac...

• How many nuts fit in a gallon?
• Why does the phrase "Mountain-Grown" seem so suspicious?
• Does John Cena owe us money?

All this and more on another fantastic Random Ship journey!

Ahoy and welcome to the Random Ship for this week's voyage. This week we retroactively review some wretched Kit-Kats, learn all that happened on October 13th, and Find out which flag is the best, non-Canadian, flag in the world...

1. Did the Miracle of the Sun cause permanent damage?
2. Is Greenland really the love child of Japan and Canada?
3. How long have you had your cell number?

All this and more on board the Random Ship's 47th journey.

Climb aboard the Random Ship and join us for our 46th voyage. On this week's journey we find ourselves at an Art Gallery in Denmark, eating Cheese Curds in Wisconsin, and we deal with an extreme case of pentheraphobia...

• How much chocolate is too much chocolate?
• Why does that bird sound like a chainsaw?
• Is the Oreo the world's most valuable cookie?

All this an more on this week's cruise on the Random Ship!

We're glad you made it to the dock in time to join the 45th Voyage of the Random Ship. This week we dissect Julius Pringle's terrible makeover, we learn when and when not to call 9-1-1, and we discuss the best strategies for staying face-to-face.

• Are you feeling Sara-licious?
• Could you defeat a kangaroo in a fight with only a bike?
• Is there anything better than freezer soda?

All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.

Oh hey there. Thanks for stopping by and joining us for the 44th voyage of the Random Ship. This week we celebrate Norm Macdonald, learn how to potty train livestock, and we fall in love with our favorite things about Autumn.

• Should it be illegal to tell jokes to children?
• Can you resist stepping on a crunchy leaf?
• What is the best Lonely Island track?

All this and more onboard the Random Ship on this week's journey!

Climb aboard and join us for this week's journey on the Random Ship. This week we find ourselves ranking something healthy for once when we rank the single greatest vegetables known to humans. We also learn about the deepest fear of Alfred Hitchcock and debate which calendar is better, Gregorian or Julian...

• The Queen really hates sun in her eyes?
• Why do Sumos make babies cry?
• Why was life insurance not one giant leap for mankind?

All this and more on the 43rd voyage of the Random Ship!

On this week's Random Ship journey we find ourselves getting a little too close for comfort with Michael Jordan's under garments. We also learn why you shouldn't swallow your cell phone and we take a trip back in time to learn interesting facts about this day in history...

• Men love Motorcycles more than women?
• What makes someone a beautiful bathing girl?
• What is worth chanting?

All this and more on Random Ship's 42nd Voyage!