Random Ship

Ahoy and Welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. This week we find ourselves digging for gold in broken relationships, mourning not one but two balloons, and learning what makes the oval the most magical of all shapes...

• How many cows can fit in an Oldsmobile?
• How many hot dogs are too many hot dogs?
• What does it feel like to be smacked with sugar?

All this and more on the 41st journey of the Random Ship!

Climb aboard and enjoy the festivities on this our 40th journey. On the Random Ship this week we get a little too excited for the Paw Patrol Movie, we learn about our relatives, the mushrooms, and we find out why a movie theatre hot dog just doesn't cut the mustard.

• Are your shoulders so sexy they should be illegal?
• Can a horse tell if you're dead?
• Why are multiple unicorns such a blessing?

All this and more on the 40th Random Ship voyage.

Welcome onboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. Our 39th journey sees us navigating the water to India for the discovery of helium, England for a piece of 30-year-old cake, and Iceland for a glacial funeral...

• How much money has your handwriting cost you?
• Is it flying if you're only 1 meter off the ground?
• Great Meteor or Alien Abduction?

All this and more on the Random Ship this week!

Climb aboard our majestic vessel and join us for yet another Random Ship voyage. This week marks our 38th journey and we celebrate by heading out to the beach for some sun, sand, and volleyball. We also discussion food themed hotels, terrible macaroni and more.

• How much KFC is too much KFC?
• Why destroy your ex's house in pants when you could wear a cute sundress?
• What new car feature is a must-have in 2021?

All this and more onboard the Random Ship this week!

Ahoy! Climb aboard and join us on the Random Ship this week for our 37th Journey. On this week's voyage we learn about everything from outhouses to toilets made of gold, the Flintstones to Andy Griffith, and dog parks to creepers.

• Did Fred Flintstone smoke a pack a day?
• How creepy is too creepy?
• What's so special about Grape Nuts?

All this and more on this week's 37th Random Ship trip!

Climb up on board the Random Ship for another weekly voyage. This week our 36th journey takes us to Tokyo where we dissect all things Olympics...and a little Fast and the Furious. What are the absolute worst Olympic Sports! Why is Vin Diesel smarter than NASA? And Allan's hatred of all things Horse...

• Why swimmers have an unfair advantage
• Could you run a Marathon without training?
• Why Rat Poison is better than Water.

All this and more on our journey this week!

Ahoy and welcome onboard the Random Ship for our 35th voyage. This week we learn a little too much about old-timey tickling, we learn about the deathtrap that is the beach, and we learn not to take candy from strangers unless they are wearing white gloves and yellow overalls.

• Is your house so dirty a robber would clean it before leaving?
• How much wheat taste is too much wheat taste?
• What would you do with 160 bowling balls?

All this and more on another choppy water journey on the Random Ship!

Welcome, welcome, welcome onboard the Random Ship for another weekly voyage. This week we circumnavigate the globe and find ourselves in North Korea, China, Amsterdam, and Hamburg, Germany hanging out with John, Paul, and the crew. We also learn that dogs are expert Cancer detectives, and we can't get a break on this week's Random Rank.

• City Poet is a job and you didn't even know it!
• Some Bananas have gone extinct!
• Which company has the best slogan?

All this and more on our 34th journey on the Random Ship!

Welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's voyage. This week we taste some freedom for the first time post-pandemic, we discuss poetry like the sophisticated canucks we are, and we talk about the positives and negatives of Subway.

• Is half a tree worth half as much?
• Are Sea Shanty's any good?
• Would we defeat a lobster in a head to head battle?

All this and more on our 33rd journey of the Random Ship!

Climb on board the ship and join us on this celebratory edition of Random Ship. On this week's journey, our 32nd, we shine a light on the little country we call home and spend our Father's Birthday counting down the greatest Dads (or Uncles) in television history.

• Does the War make the Whiskey or the Whiskey make the War?
• Why does Allan have such terrible tastes in TV?
• Working for Black Beard did not come with a good health plan.

All this and more on this week's Random Ship Voyage