You parked your car in two whole spots
Right by the door like you own the lot
Then strutted in like you're the king
Your vape blew clouds on everything
And that's why you get...
THE NECKPUNCH!
GO FUCK AROUND...
Hit Reply-All on that email thread
Then sent a meme that made no sense
Microwaved fish with no excuse
Then in the stall, you dropped a big deuce
And that's why you get...
THE NECKPUNCH!
GO FUCK AROUND...
On the train you blared your speakerphone
Every passenger gave a collective groan
Your TMI has the whole car peeved
Now they know the results of your colonoscopy
And that's why you get...
THE NECKPUNCH!
GO FUCK AROUND...
THE NECKPUNCH!
GO FUCK AROUND...