Random Talk

Put your hands together and welcome the Unofficial Mascot of Random Talk... Cornelius (the Canary)!!! On Episode 23, Tacen breaks down his draftboard of hair colors, and Matthew explains the rough week he had on the left side of his body...They start a new segment pointing out all the useless things of the real world (What’s The Point?!?), Tacen is a fungi when it comes to his YOTD, and Matthew’s audio never seems to sound right (sorry we’re not professional tiktok professional podcasters)...

The future of the Random Talk boys are bright! Stand up comedy (about bald jokes) for Matthew, and a hygiene bathroom business for Tacen...On this episode the boys go back on Shark Tank (see S2 E11) and pitch their wild ideas for toilet paper. Matthew explains the new “Toilet Paper Clipper™️” (2021 edition), while Tacen goes off with one of his many products called “Tacen’s Toilet Tree Pieces™️”...All products can be found on www.tacenstoilettrees.com...Go leave a five star review voice memo (all one action) and go take a walk to look at buildings and grass...

It’s just Huge...The boys have finally graduated and they go back and review grades 6 through 12th grade! On Part 2 of the 2 part series, Matthew and Tacen remember the transitions of middle school and high school, and the influence of good teachers...They talk about first day of school pics, living in the moment, (The Ottoman Empire), and the influence of COVID during their senior year...Sorry for the late upload (again), Happy Birthday (Speedo) Trey, and please ignore the fact that Matthew’s microphone is way to close to his mouth...

Dang...The boys have finally graduated and they go back and review grades pre-school through 5th grade! On Part 1 of the 2 Part Series, Matthew and Tacen remember traumatizing moments of the first days, and getting in trouble and pulling a card...They talk about alphabet (number) lines, rugs, and back to school nights. Matthew stands up for Ryan (and his red pen), while Tacen gives an impressive Justin Bieber concert in the middle of class...Sorry for the late upload because for us, it just doesn’t cut the mustard this week...

Get ready for the Summer of 21, starting with a Good Sweat of a sode! On Episode 19, Matthew plays Hide and Seek in an aquarium while busting down moves with Kid President, and Tacen becomes known as Big Pedro on the basketball court...Matthew loves sleeping in (sorry Mom) while Tacen appreciates the wall outlets. To conclude, the boys debate and break down the time frame of the seasons, Matthew’s birthday lands in “Super Summer”, and they want to free all the animals from the zoo (except the spiders)...

The long awaited episode is here!!! Trey (The Jordan Clarkson of Mario Kart) finally joins the pod for S2 E18 to just flex on the fact that he is training for a triathlon, and the boys are going to support him and his new bright blue (or red) speedo! Tacen’s gonna sabotage Trey’s birthday party, Matthew talks about the friend-Jazz curse, and Trey likes pirate (booty) medal...After the Trey of the Day, the boys break down their Top 5 (more like Top 10) Wii games while going down memory lane...Thanks Trey for coming on, screw you Tanner for not inviting Tacen, and please just ignore the muffled audio problems throughout the sode. Leave a 5 star review and voice memo to be apart of the show!!!

Everyone needs a rainbow cookie including you, your English teacher, and even your librarians! This week the boys hop on the poddie and talk about Matthew’s hatred for taking pictures and Tacen’s appreciation for the little things (and scrumptious signs). They discuss Wolfgang, Ludwig, and Queen’s concert options and (during the rise of freedom) Matthew shares a story of an Old Geezer and his grandpa jokes...But most importantly shoutout to all the moms out there doing their best and we wish them all a (late) Happy Mother’s Day, from the Random Talk Boys!

May the Fourth be with you...except for Matthew. To start sode 16, Tacen asks the class where they want to travel to (after the world panorama), while at the same time, Matthew works on his (very good) accent impressions...The boys wish everyone a Happy Birthday, Tacen shares a prom story about a random girl touching his hair, and talk about their experiences with the multiplication time tables...Matthew loves gum, Tacen claims Science was made up, and they start to plan their water gun summer birthday party! Go follow @tacbn (and comment #purplepeopleeater on his post) and @randomtalkpodcast on Instagram, and above everything else, hopefully this episode and you, can find your foundation without doubting the scientists that came before us...

An early Yay Of The Day leads to Tacen’s appreciation for different culture and art, and additionally Matthew’s love for those pencil top erasers...Tacen pranks Matthew on a fake voice memo (leave a 5 star review and voice memo), and consequently Matthew fires him from the show. The boys talk about dreams (Donald Trump’s remix), Tacen’s earliest nightmare, they give a short motivational message, and start up a Podcast Award Show (The Poddies!) Meanwhile, Tacen claims he is disabled and pleads for handicap pass all because he doesn’t have one of the five primary colors of senses, and Matthew’s youngest brother joins the show to talk about his kindergarten life. Mr. Morrell this episode is for you!

“I hit somebody but I didn’t kill them” Wrong answers only...On this shorter episode of Random Talk, Tacen gives 6 Steps to Change the World (so he can get an A on his history project) and they play a new improv game. Matthew still thinks it’s normal to tell people (LeBron James) they were in your dream, busts out of his buckets for compliments, and Tacen shouts YAY! for his Chocky Avacodo Milk (cleanse). To end the boys get all country and put on a little improvised skit...Shout out to you for listening to the pod, and leave a 5 star review and voice memo (to be our new friend)...Go follow the IG (@randomtalkpodcast), Tacen’s IG (@tacbn), Matthew’s IG (@matthewjepson3), and of course PLP (@thepeoplelovepeople).