When Lincoln Mitchell wants to rant about OPTIMISM in America & our current state of political whatever-tha-fuckness you realize that HOPE is contagious & that's a good thing & you let the man rant his optimistic ass off for five'ish minutes about how things will get better in this country because there are more good people than bad.

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Lincoln's back & he's rantier than ever about everything from my past MTA rant to the Nothing Burger Nunes Memo to the state of the USA & he's got a lot to say. So do some random folks that we pick up along the way during our Central Park Dog Walk & Rant!

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When all you're trying to do is get the fuck home on a Friday night & the MTA kicks the weekend schedule into effect at 10 o'fucking clock & then it's a choose your own adventure book journey home when it's 4 degrees outside. FFS.

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Is it me or is every construction worker in NYC getting high on the job? I've seen dudes in hards hats, tool belts, the whole nine waking & baking & then going to BUILD SHIT that people are gonna live in. HOW IS THAT EVEN OK? What the actual fuck?

Steve is apparently upset at the youth of america's greatest minds being wasted on creating THE MOST COMFORTABLE (fill in the blank) so he's begun a research project to find out if the claims of companies are true or NOT. He gets ranty with it.

A mini rant with Lincoln Mitchell talking about his recent trip to Washington where he got to see what the halls of Congress look like & they're mostly WHITE MEN. Shocker. Welcome to the shitshow brought to you by a racist shithole president. Get me out!

There's no such thing as a cruelty free trap. Canada Goose traps, tortures & kills coyotes for a fucking fur trimmed hood. That's it. There's nothing ethically sourced about trapping & torturing animals. sorry not sorry. #FuckCanadaGoose try again.

When ur a miserable, grumpy old man & kids playing with puppies pisses you off & you go post that shit on my facebook page under the video of my friends kids. Now we have a problem & you need to move. What the actual fuck it's puppies & kids. JFC.

When you let a reporter hang around the WH 17'ish times he's gonna find out some stuff that's TRUE'ish then he's gonna write a freaking book about how freaking stupid & mentally unstable you are & then the shit's gonna hit the fan'ish w/ Lincoln Mitchell.

WTF's up with Trump threatening a freaking Nuclear Holocaust over dick size with Kim Jong-Un from North Korea. This is where we are 3 days into 2018. Gotta be fucking kidding me. Lincoln Mitchell is back from vacay to calm us all the fuck down. I think.