When some sick chic gets into the "SHARED RIDE" via & starts hacking up her lungs & blowing the fuck outta her nose. I didn't pay for this shit. Take an UberX or a damn cab. Roll down the damn window. Say excuse me or something. That's just disgusting.

Where the fuck'd all the dog people go? When there's not a single human being outside with their dog at 6am the day after Xmas I'm left to wonder if I slept through Armageddon of if everyone else is on vacation. It's just me and my dog. Literally. WTF!?!

Took a field trip to the Staten Island Winter Wonderland that was neither wintery nor wonderlandy where they tried to sell Keebler Fudge Stripe cookies out of the bag as fucking xmas cookies. You kidding me? GTFO. Who does that?!?!

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#ThankYouAlabama from the 6am dog walking peeps of Central Park. We literally hugged & high-fived because y'all didn't elect a child molesting mall creeping pedophile to the Senate & restored our faith however momentarily in humanity. FUCK YEAH! we won.

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Dear Alabama, Don't fuck this up & elect a child molesting bigot (& his anti-semitic wife) to the Senate. And what the fuck is Bannon the bigots 4th Turning? Who are these people? Vote for the guy that doesn't molest kids. Listen to Lincoln Mitchell.

When Steve wants to RANT about helicopters on our morning dog I'm totally game however he neither gets upset or ranty. He's more "meh" so I figured why not let y'all listen in on a typical 6am dog walking conversation with the Central Park peeps.

While trying to slow down a "speeding" car in Central Park after the morning dog walk the ensuing confrontation with a "cop" leads to being threatened with a Walking Code Violation? What the fuck is that? Does such a violation even exist? And when I asked the guy what that exactly was he walked away and got back into his SUV and drove away. File this whole situation under WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

This mornings 6am dog walking conversation spanned the gamut from child molester Roy Moore to sexual predator Matt Lauer to Russell Simmons to Trump's hate mongering anti-muslim tweets to Little Rocket Man & WW3 & where the fucks the NYC fallout shelter?

A part 2 to the ongoing issue of sexual assault and it's ramifications and repercussions as I Bumped into Lincoln Mitchell on our annual Thanksgiving dog walk in Central Park to the Macy's parade balloons.

To resign or not to resign that is the question for Al Franken. This rant explores all of the sexual predators/allegations & what the consequences should or shouldn't be. Hear what our good friend @LincolnMitchell has to say & of course my rant at the end.