Who the fuck knew how much shit actually went into dying? Definitely not me. I never even knew what Palliative Care was. If you want to go out on your own terms theres a ton of shit you need to know & mostly before you die.

Everything that has us scared to fucking death about the racist bigoted anti-semitic misogynistic xenophobic homophobic hate speech that has been emboldened by President-elect Donald Douchebag Trump #notmypresident #lovestilltrumpshate

Why NYC needs to abolish giant fucking golf umbrellas. People that use them are inconsiderate, rude and look like assholes.

Holy crap the cost of a regular movie is fucking expensive! And that's without the reclining seats and the diet vanilla coke vending machine. Going out to catch a flick with my brother goes from bad to worse before the previews are even finished.

WTF's generally wrong with people that are clueless when it comes to being kind to other human beings? why I am always the one that seems to have to point out their shortcomings publicly? Is it that difficult to be a decent human being? For Fuck's Sake.

If you've ever tried & failed to open your laundry bag from the drop off service or couldn't fold & peel open the backing of medicine this rant is for you. #FML

When Costco declines Amex, takes away the self-scanner & how putting out free samples is almost like the world coming to an end.

The utterly cruel and inhumane bullshit attraction of the Horse Drawn Carriage ride through Central Park and why they need to STOP NOW! No horse wants to retire in midtown manhattan, navigate midtown traffic & stand for hours inhaling bus/car exhaust. GTFO it's horrible and needs to end.

How I got shut down at the Whitney when I tried to use my NYCID for free or discounted access.

What ensues when businesses can't open on time & operate on CPT time or some other time zone. The whole art of being fashionably late & time and social events.