With Heather D packing up and tending to three kids full of sarcasm and sugar, Tyler Daniels has joined TRB for this week's trip to Rantyville. The dick jokes come around at the end, but we hold court over all kinds of shenanigans prior. Starting with TRB's new middle finger for asshole drivers, we travel to Area 51 for a new Conspiracy Factory, and make jaws drop with a bilingual Tale From the Uber. So plug 'em in boys and girls, as we all take that NSFW trip to Rantyville together!

Where we chirp -

Tyler Daniels - @drunkoncomedy      TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Support the show by clicking on the merch link in Heather D's Twitter bio (@IB4ECeptAfterC)!

Happy Fourth of July! Enjoy your holiday weekend with your friends Heather D and TRB! We're having fun this week talking about Heather's big news (not another baby), a new Tale From the Uber featuring Benny Bags, another wild Dear Abigail, and a brand new Conspiracy Factory! So kick bag and enjoy some drinks and a few fireworks!

T- SHIRTS ARE HERE! Just click the link on Heather D's Twitter page and get some sweet merch!

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC        TRB - @TheRantyBastard

This week's episode of WTR has it all. A phoner from Tyler Daniels, Not Gin, commentary compliments of Manager John, a drunk TRB, and a new segment that can be described in two words. Holy. Fuck. We've done it. We have found the next best thing to Dear Abigail: Fourth Grade Huar - and it's called The Conspiracy Factory. We take a topic and turn it into a full blown conspiracy, complete with "facts" and a backstory. This week we tackle the mysterious disappearance of the McDonald's steak egg and cheese bagel. Tune in, because this trip to Rantyville is one of our wildest yet!

@s -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC        TRB - @TheRantyBastard     Tyler Daniels - @drunkoncomedy

Break time is over, and Heather D and TRB are back! After a brief hiatus to allow us to recharge our batteries, it's time to travel back to Rantyville for sidebar conversations and topics you never realized you needed answers to.  Things like -

Is Tom Nook really a coke dealer? 

Why do we say "fish" after the word tuna?

Did flat earthers watch the SpaceX launch?

These riveting discussions, along with our usual fuckery in Dear Abigail - Fourth Grade Huar, make for another fun filled episode of Welcome to Rantyville!

Bird Logo @s -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC            TRB - @TheRantyBastard

In these uncertain, unprecedented and unparalleled times, we need someone to help unite us all. But not a celebrity, elected official or even a sports star. The man we all need is here this week on The Retail Rant Podcast - Mr. Sean William Brown! The author of two great books has joined forces with TRB on this episode to not only destroy #dearcustomer, but to also invite you all to listen to his brand new project! We cover all the recent fuckery involved with working retail, and discuss Sean's plunge into streaming media with "Dear Customer: The Podcast". So grab your headphones to go along with someone else's nametag, and enjoy a great time with the Godfather of #dearcustomer!

Places we say things about people -

Sean - @SWilliamBrown33       TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Welcome back to Rantyville - where it's population 3 plus you this week! Our good friend Tyler Daniels has returned from assignment, and we welcome him back with all kinds of stories. We go into a Dear Abigail, read a "children's" book, compare sandwiches of the USA, introduce a new bit called "Pick your battles", and finally hear a story that Heather has been dying to tell. Pop those headphones in and enjoy!

The Twits -

Tyler Daniels (aka Shane Buban) - @drunkoncomedy    Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC     TRB - @TheRantyBastard

We're back, and you know what that means! Two show notes and enough sidetracked discussion to fill an entire show! Heather D and TRB discuss what's annoying us in these "un" times, we delve into another Dear Abigail 4th Grade Huar, a special mug, and we check in on Heather's mom for the conspiracy of the week! Plug in and press play to help ease yourself through whatever it is you're dealing with!

El Twittero

Heather - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

TRB is joined this episode by a long time friend of the show, Muse! You'll remember her from her previous appearances on The Retail Rant, and things unfortunately are quite different now. Being essential sucks, but having to lay low and collect unemployment is by far worse. Who would think that in a time of isolation that porn and sex toys wouldn't be essential? But either way, it's great to have Muse on the show again, as we discuss all the fuckery that has happened in the years since her last appearance. So plug in those earbuds because,  even though this episode isn't as fiery as the last, it still earns that NSFW tag. Enjoy, and make sure you're wearing someone else's nametag!

Twitter -

@MusingsInRetail        @TheRantyBastard

Welcome back to Rantyville! After a long hiatus, Heather D and TRB have returned to bring you our usual shenanigans. The catch is that this time, we brought Heather's little sister Linda along for the ride. We discuss what's hot on streaming right now, answer a fan question about "da 'rona", and have some fun with Dear Abigail. But listener be warned - this week's Tale From the Uber has taken the #1 spot away from Shittin' Sarah, and may cause an immediate desire to munch a bottle of Tums! So get those earbuds in, because it's time to go back to Rantyville!

Das Tvitter -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC              Linda - @LandaVoigt             TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Corporate, customers, and coronavirus. The "3 C's" of retail may have changed, but TRB has stayed the same. Back to help get you all through the worst time we have ever experienced in retail, it's business as usual once again here at Ranty Studios. It's been a while, but it should be second nature to you now - pop in those earbuds, press play, and make sure you're wearing someone else's nametag!