Welcome back to Rantyville, where it's population two plus you! In this week's edition, we discover that Ranty has hit old man status based upon his Amazon order, Heather doesn't know who Punky Brewster was, and talk about generational rite de passage movies. From the news desk we discuss a couple celebrity deaths, define the term "self made", and root for the American institution known as Alex Trebek. We round out the show with our usual jab at Dear Abigail, Fourth Grade Whore, and Heather still giving Ranty shit about being a curmudgeonly fuck. So stop reading and hit play already - the audio is way better than the shit that gets typed here!

Where to show your favorite podcast hosts some love -

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

Look for the return of even more original material at www.rantystudios.blogspot.com - coming soon!

  Here at the Couch Party, you never know where the conversation is going to go. Which is why our guest this week is perfect to take his turn on the Couch. The good doctor Mr. Penrose Eames joins TRB this week to delve into all kinds of topics, ranging from Robert "Don't look me in the eyes during a handy" Kraft to the disgusting (alleged) human being R. Kelly. Our train derails into other discussions such as indentured servitude, Thunderdome, as well as Penrose's story about a cheap furloughed customer. So do yourself a favor and subscribe to The Couch Party, plug in those headphones, and enjoy the wild ride that is the Ranty and Rosé reunion!

Stalk us here -

Penrose - @PenroseEames

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

We Got The Draws Podcast w/ BLK PACO (@blkpaco)

https://soundcloud.com/wegotthedraws

Welcome back to Rantyville! Heather D and TRB are bringing our good friend Tyler Daniels along for the ride this week, and boy is it a wild ride. We come full circle about Tyler's love of anilingus, cover a Dear Abigail with too many questions, and discuss our plans to attend the furnace party on April 27th. It's a fun filled episode as always, and we're glad to have you along! Enjoy, review, and try not to lose your lunch! 

P.S. Bunnies is code for butts.

The Twits - 

Tyler Daniels - @drunkoncomedy   Heather - @IB4ECeptAfterC 

Papa Ranty - @The Ranty Bastard

That's right kids - Heather D and TRB are BACK! Welcome to Rantyville makes it's official return after 9 months, and it's like we didn't miss a beat! Coming right back into your earholes to discuss our everyday lives, including "adulting classes", Heather D's new TV addiction, the frozen wall in the apartment, and of course Dear Abigail 4th Grade Whore. No filters here, so plug in your earbuds for another fun filled NSFW episode!

The @'s

Heather D - @IB4ECeptAfterC

TRB - @TheRantyBastard

   This week's show stars the longest running member of the Couch Party Crew, our pal Randy from the Miserable Retail Slave podcast. Despite not having done a show together in over a year, we jump right in and cover everything from elementary school nostalgia, the de-evolution of man (AKA millenials), shitty toys and more. There's rants. There's laughs. And a whole lot of listening enjoyment. So check it out, and subscribe to the Miserable Retail Slave podcast on your favorite podcatching app. Also, feel free to throw some 5-star iTunes reviews to BOTH shows if you like what you hear!

The @s

Randy - @MRetailSlave (Twitter)    @miserableretailslavepodcast (IG)

TRB - @TheRantyBastard (Twitter)

Join TRB this week as we reconnect with an old Couch Party friend. You'll enjoy a "spirited" conversation that ranges from cheating whores and armed tricycle robbery, to Hawaiian shirts and cum dungeons. Want to know who this fantastic Couch Party member is? Well just press play - and make sure to listen all the way to the end for a very special announcement!

Jake and Tom (from the amazing podcast "Jake and Tom Conquer the World") officially welcome TRB back to the mic in the first episode of the resurrected Couch Party. We catch up, we laugh, we bring you Thunderdome. So join us on the couch as we bring the Couch Party Crew back to life, and be sure to subscribe to Jake and Tom's show, as well as this one!

The Twits -

Jake - @FearTheJake   <---- this guy loves Leonardo DiCaprio memes

Tom - @thedrunkendork  <---- sub to the Cobra Kai Kompanion pod too!

TRB - @TheRantyBastard  <---- who let this asshole back on the air?

On this flashback episode of The Retail Rant, Ranty is joined by a member of the Couch Party Crew for the first time in studio. No Skype, just the honor of having the great Dr. Penrose rock the second mic in house. Enjoy!

Here's another one for Dylan - it's still the #1 Tale From the Uber. That's right - Megan's ride! Hand check!

A fan favorite for our good buddy Dylan, this episode includes what is still one of TRB's top 3 Tales From the Uber. Also, Heather isn't preganant yet in this episode! Enjoy!