Raptors in 6ix

The Raps made franchise history last night and it only took them 14 ½ minutes to do it.

Raps win their third straight but lose Marc and Normie in the process.

Pascal gets aggressive, Norman keeps stormin’, and the Raps clown the Cavs for their second straight W.

Board Man got his ring. But there was nothing fun about last night’s game, guy.

The Raps win a close one, but their rhythm still looks shaky. Do they need more time, or a few extra Samba lessons?

The Raps, who represent the 6ix, lose by six to the Philadelphia 76ers.

6-6-6.

Hmmm.

No wonder every nephew and outpatient thinks we’re better without Kyle.

The three didn’t drop, the rebounding didn’t pop, and some folks think the Raps have begun to flop. Then again, some folks also think biker shorts are a fashion statement.

Lowry returns, the three ball disappears, and overtime is definitely not the right time.

Ibaka returns, Pascal gets spicy, and the Jazz leave town singing the What the Hell Just Happened Blues.

Norman powers his way to a career high, while the Raptors defense shuts Orlando down harder than all the girls I ever met in high school.