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The ladies are back and unimpressed by that Taylor Swift SNL cameo, but it did influence Madelyn to make a big life change. Unrelated, Lil made a life-changing discovery too! Meanwhile - they are thrilled with the Big Brother winner (thank g), Luanne's Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th performance, and everything happening on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Real Housewives of New York City is fine, but Madelyn is ready to send Real Housewives of Orange County over the rainbow bridge. 90 Day Fiance is officially done, but the real bombshell was over on 90 Day Fiance: Last Resort (and yes, the ladies did look up the pictures in question, did you even have to ask?).

Travis already took Taylor to Cleveland, but Taylor took Lil and Madelyn to Bummertown! Once they get it all out re: Taylor Swift's "Encore" they head to the Bravosphere where Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of New York City are still slowly heating up. On Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th, hair done, jewelry on, Luanne is cementing her legacy as one of the biggest icons oF ALL TIME! The gals basically skip Real Housewives of Orange County as they prepare to bid adieu to Below Deck Med and Big Brother! The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives reminds us how embarrassing society is, and on 90 Day Fiance, it might be the first time ever they are excited for a three-part tell all! All this, a little shopping spree, revisiting the horror that was The Swan, and a quick stop at Divorce Castle a.k.a. 90 Day Fiance Last Resort! 

Bravo is pretty much all consuming for the gals at this point. On Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th Luanne's true (drunk) colors are coming out and it's giving a true thrill. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City kicked off on a somber note (RIP Robert Jr.), while Real Housewives of New York City is also just getting started. Real Housewives of Orange County was kinda like a horror movie, and Below Deck was stressful AF! There is a quick pit stop at Big Bro where Madelyn pays her respects to Angela before the ladies tackle 90 Day Fiance's Tell-All Part 1. They never thought they'd say this - but they were actually Team Thomas for one night only! 

The ladies are LATE to take to the mic, and to make matters worse - they are dropping this pod even LATEr. BUT they are finally together just in time to discuss the Real Housewives of New York premiere! They touch on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip and Real Housewives of London before getting into all the stupid good time that is Big Brother this seaz. Lil is happy cause Love is Blind UK was wrapped up with a neat little bow. Same can be said for 90 Day Fiance... or can it?!

The girls are back after another busy week of reality TV! On The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th Luanne is doing it all but Victoria needs to STEP IT UP. Honestly, kinda the same on Real Housewives of Orange County. Real Housewives of Atlanta is over and the ladies give it four out of five stars, but they give Real Housewives of London a big question mark! Married at First Sight is over too and while Adam lost all respect, Marissa gained a voice and an ice cream maker (for healthy protein ice cream of course). Lil finished Love is Blind UK without Madelyn (surprise surprise) but they are both on the same page about Big Brother! And 90 Day Fiance!

The gals have to be honest, they got nothing for 90 Day Fiance Last Resort so they SKIPPED IT! 90 Day Fiance is quickly approaching the wedding days, and unfortunately it seems everyone will get married. Couples who won't be working out, however, is almost everyone on Married at First Sight. What is the cliffhanger with Felipe about?! Love is Blind UK is back, and Lil may or may not have accidentally watched more than Madelyn did. Over on Bravo, we're finally saying goodbye to The Valley for now, with of course no accountability from Danny. It appears The Real Housewives of Atlanta is definitely Andy's favorite, The Real Housewives of London needs to stop dropping two eps at a time, The Real Housewives of Orange County probably still has nothing for the season, and The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is picking up steam! All this plus thoughts on Big Brother, and is Madelyn coming around on Anne Hathaway? 

The gals are back after Madelyn's Big Sur getaway, but it's almost system overload with the amount of reality tv Bravo is churning out right now! We got Real Housewives of Orange County, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th (full title cause respect must be paid), and The Valley. Lil and Madelyn break down the reunion looks (yikes) and unpack how much therapy Luke *hasn't* gotten since filming wrapped. There is also a brief stop Below Deck - they aren't mad at Cooper, just disappointed! Married at First Sight is FIRING.ON.ALL.CYLINDERS! 90 Day Fiance is having a great season too of course! All that plus a brief reference to the Saw franchise (how did they get there?) and Madelyn raising the important questions: Is she blush blind? Should she get bangs? Let her know in a five star review! 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SWEET LIL!!!!! But something we can't celebrate? That infamous Big Brother tea party that left us feeling icky. JUSTICE FOR JASON! From tea parties to Halloween parties, we got two on Bravo this week! While the party on The Valley could only end one way (with a Danny disaster) the party on The Real Housewives of Atlanta had us raising our eyebrows (horse - question mark). Not much happened on The Real Housewives of Orange County but we always enjoy a reflective Vicky Gunvulson. We miss you Don! The couples on Married at First Sight are sure keeping us guessing, and we are divided on some format changes! Meanwhile the crown jewel in the realityspehere - 90 Day Fiance - is still shining bright! All this and Lil's grand birthday plans! 

There was SO much to watch last week that the gals almost didn't get to it all! They dive right in with their thoughts on this thrilling week of Big Brother, as well as the joy and delight that the new season of Married at First Sight is bringing. Over in Bravoland, Lil and Madelyn are cautiously optimistic about both the upcoming season of The Real Housewives of New York and the start to The Real Housewives of London. The Real Housewives of Atlanta once again has them talking teeth, Luke has lost literally all his luster on Below Deck Mediterranean, and why are we always at The Quiet Woman on The Real Housewives of Orange County? They wrap up Bravo with Lil solving the core issue between Kristen and Luke. Over on TLC, the gals are barely hanging on with 90 Day Last Resort, but 90 Day Fiance OG is still one of the best shows on TV. All this plus aviator jackets, parents napping during kids movies, getting the ick!

It's RBR's 50th episode! The gals are getting right into it with the new season of Married at First Sight, where 90% of the couples are predicted to fail. Over on The Real Housewives of Atlanta moms, dads, and uncles are all getting brought into Shamea and Porsha's feud. Madelyn is still loving the return of the OG of the OC on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and is Tom Schwartz the only wise man on The Valley? Below Deck Med continues to be the best show on Bravo thanks to jizzgate, and Lil questions if Nathan is actually avoiding his parental responsibility. In TLC land, 90 Day Last Resort is...happening, and 90 Day Fiance is FINALLY getting into the real issue with Catie! All this plus Big Brother thoughts, the cost of injectables, and how in the world do we still not have pics from the T&T wedding?!