Rather Be Rotting

Madelyn is in New Jersey, and the gals forgot to discuss Ladies of London! They have a good excuse - the Summer House scandal is taking up too much room in their brains. Justice for Ciara! Lil finds solace in the return of crazy Kristen on the Valley now that they're both moms. They also break down the newest franchise, Real Housewives of Rhode Island (lil tells us who is who) and briefly touch on Beverly Hills before the real reason for the season: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days! Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier...

The gals are back this week chatting about the upcoming movie The Drama and whether or not the twist (that we've spoiled for ourselves, but not for you) makes us want to see it in theaters and thoughts on the announcement of the return of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They also get into the oddness of the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the magic of Ladies of London, and all the hyperventilating on 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. All this plus the best dry shampoo Lil has ever used, getting shots (or forgetting to), whether or not to tip your Botox injector, and potentially having ADD!

Lil and Madelyn are back and getting into the Taylor Frankie Paul of it all (obviously), as well as general thoughts on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and what ABC will do with the Bachelorette. They also discuss The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ladies of London, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. Some brief touches on Southern Hospitality and Southern Charm are made, as well as 90 Day Fiance the Single Life and Survivor. All this plus the usefulness of boobs, why the hell Bravo is pausing The Real Housewives of Miami, and getting spit up on!

We had a baby! Lil gives an update on her new arrival, and then the gals dive in to what really matters. They get into an update (or lack of one) on Nancy Guthrie, Britney's DUI, and a catchup on the newest season of Love is Blind (are all men from Ohio terrible?). And of course they dish on the reunion of The Real Housewives of Potomac, catch up on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, recap thoughts on The Traitors, and the shit (literally) that's happening on 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 days. All this plus laser treatments and paying too much for bad hair color. It's good to be back!

It's been a great week for rotting! The gals get into their thoughts on the new Taylor Swift music video, updates on the Nancy Guthrie case, and share their concern over what's left to root for on The Traitors. They also, of course, get into The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, as well as The Real Housewives of Potomac, mainly Madelyn's first impressions of the Grand Dame Karen and her interview with Andy. Over in the 90 Day universe, they give their final thoughts on this season of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way, as well as discuss Before the 90 Days and the horror that is Lisa and her wig. All this plus proper hair care (how much is too much to pay for a "dusting"?), cleaning the house for moms, and OMG we're having a baby!

Lil and Madelyn are back to of course discuss the devastating by the loss of Catherine O'Hara. They then somehow summon the strength to get into the latest episode of The Traitors, the pre finale finale of The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and the last part of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion. They also get into the 90 Day Universe with the Tell All Part 1 of 90 Day Fiance the Other Way, and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. Everyone go watch Best in Show in honor of our dear Catherine! 

The gals are back to gab about all the new drama in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni lawsuit, as well as a bit about Amanda Batula and Kyle Cooke's breakup. They also, of course, get into the magic that is The Traitors, as well as The Real Housewives of Potomac, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Last but not least, they unpack the horror that is the most recent episodes of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way and 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. All that plus prepping for a blizzard on the East Coast!

The gals are late this week because Lil has been down with the plague! BUT never fear, they still managed to get to the mic to talk about all our favorite shows, starting with the continued amazingness of The Traitors. Somehow despite the first part of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills being on, The Real Housewives of Potomac had the best ep of the week! Then the gals gab about all the gross TMI happening over on TLC with 90 Day Before the 90 Days and 90 Day The Other Way. All this plus planning summer trips and prepping for baby!

Traitors is back and better than ever!! The gals spend some time dissecting the first 3 episodes (spoilers included) and are loving every minute. They also discuss the epic finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, catch up on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and The Real Housewives of Potomac (who does Angel think she is?), and get into the 90 Day universe with Before the 90 Days and The Other Way. All that plus predictions for the Golden Globes!

Another week of minimal shows from Bravo, how dare they?! But that won't stop Lil and Madelyn from getting into what we did get, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and the shock that was finding out next week is the finale, a day we've all been dreading. The gals also get into the finale of Stranger Things, 90 Day Fiance Before The 90 Days, and 90 Day Fiance The Other Way. All that plus peeing dogs in the house, false alarm hospital trips, and dissecting the cast of The Traitors!