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Kicking TVs, loving Joe Dirt, and validating Mel. This week Abigail, Michelle, and special guest Mel Killingsworth watched another video game adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s casting, combat, and campiness

Mindpussies, scream burping, and long The Runaways tangents. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this action movie so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading couple, soundtrack, and unknown director

Birds, vampires, and America; the holy trinity for Tommy Wiseau. This week Abigail, Michelle, and Gaden finish their ode to this spectacular film. They take a long look into the film’s production history, abundant trivia, and biased IMDb reviews

Play-dough backs, Korean jackets, and trying cinema. This week Abigail, Michelle, and Gaden watched this Wiseau masterpiece and you should too. They take a long dive into the film’s famous lines, worst performers, and unresolved plot mysteries

K dramas, Smallville returners, and bra pad weaponry. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Esther Fwati watched this Carpenter remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the flat cast, good atmosphere, and inexplicable danger

Bees, bears, and Assigned Marple at Birth. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Wicker Man remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the classic memes, unexpected comedy, and chaotic leading man Nic Cage

Croc mind palaces, taking off, and fuckin’ Lincoln. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another “[X] Movie”. They take a quick dive into the films cast members, different skits, and the stand out jokes

Endless popcorn, small bobbies, and the milk of my business. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Street Fighter adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films convoluted plot, lead actress, and source material

Levelling up, lotsa tits, and Hasselhoff cameos. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films franchise, disturbing gore, and female objectification

Levelling up to HF, spiritually dying, and talking Robin Hobb. This week Abigail and Michelle watched ANOTHER of these so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading man, sparse jokes, and absolute lack of trivia