Rating Descending

Laughter, friendship, and no body horror. This week Michelle and Abigail don’t watch the Human Centipede sequel, and instead play some Rating Descending trivia with special guest and quizmaster Gaden Sousa. They had a great time and hugged and stuff :)

L.A. Depression, rotating ghouls, and soft porn script. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this erotic drama so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, gross director, and slow plot

Inclusive chicks, soy boys, and Icelandic computer nerds. This week Michelle and Abigail watched another Sly film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films franchise, burly cast, and hammy dialogue

Feminism 101, cube bombs, and flying monkeys (drones). This week Abigail and Michelle watched this low budget sci-fi so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films production choices, amateur performances, and confusing plot

Worldle wonders, evil behaviour, and telli for days. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Speed sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original movie, the lovely Sandy B, and the ironic snail-like pace

Little kiss, ghoulies, and disemboweled Jeffrey. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the sequel to an indie classic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original film, the character archetypes, and classic producer interference

Ear crystals, tupperware chocolates, and the nature of chaos. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Mike Myers comedy so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into Dr Seuss books, the stacked cast, and it’s difficult leading man

Themed smoothies, playing Young Sheldon, and reviews with Theotsi. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this  early 2000s dance film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s leading men, Lil Kim cameo, and choreography highlights

Remembering Bobby B, stopping 9/11, and going OFF it. This week Michelle and Abigãlí watched another horror film remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the original film, forgotten victims, and violent sequences

Perma-befuddled, 1800ABBYNO, and vaginal super highways. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Marvel rip off so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films flat performances, plot holes, and cheap CGI